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"Miami @ Florida" thread - Official Surly Thread of WEEK 0 Dominance

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Emmitt v Michael

9 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Miami @ Florida 

I agree but it is fun to come up with names if they are good. I would still want the names of the schools in parentheses for search

Saint Tebows vs. Convicts? Go Gata vs. Tha U? Jorts vs. Indifferent Private School Kids + Passionate Townies?

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Just now, Doc Reeves said:

I agree but it is fun to come up with names if they are good. I would still want the names of the schools in parentheses for search

It'll be formatted like this unless maimi @ florida wins  

<NAME> Miami @ Florida thread - Official Surly Thread of WEEK 0 Dominance

Gatoraide, Hookers, & Blow

no wait, that's an Orlando Law firm...  idk

 

 

Edited by Loco

So is this the official thread or is this the official thread to pick the name for the official thread?

 

Asking for my future drunken self

2 minutes ago, Loco said:

So is this the official thread or is this the official thread to pick the name for the official thread?

 

Asking for my future drunken self

I’d be drunk too if Feleipe Franks was my starting QB.

3 minutes ago, Loco said:

So is this the official thread or is this the official thread to pick the name for the official thread?

 

Asking for my future drunken self

Yes

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

I’d be drunk too if Feleipe Franks was my starting QB.

You're talking to the expert my friend...  

Fully Torqued: Battle For America's Wang

The I Love College Football as Much As Anyone But Nobody Gives a Shit About a Game the Weekend Before Labor Day Weekend Thread?

7 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

The I Love College Football as Much As Anyone But Nobody Gives a Shit About a Game the Weekend Before Labor Day Weekend Thread?

One of your high heels is broke man.

40 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Cocaine @ Meth

 

I'd go Cocaine vs. Weed @disneyworld

 

Or as a descriptor for the coeds--

Spicy Mamacitas vs. Hot Little Southern Fried Chitlins 

9 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Super muggy and there will be all sorts of cramps and stoppages... This game is going way over the time allotment if you are trying to record

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40 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

The I Love College Football as Much As Anyone But Nobody Gives a Shit About a Game the Weekend Before Labor Day Weekend Thread?

I'm currently watching a 31-7 Youngstown State/Samford game so...yes I care.

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I’ll start my season next weekend in Austin....until then I’ll be:

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17 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

I’ll start my season next weekend in Austin....until then I’ll be:

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I have 40 weekends a year to sit on a beach. Football season man.

Is this the catch all thread for games today?  Because Coach Pisspants has been looking pissed in Youngstown St vs Samford (& Sons) on ESPN.

20 minutes ago, immamac said:

Explain yourself, why were we not invited? 

You know damn well why we weren’t invited

33 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:

I’ll start my season next weekend in Austin....until then I’ll be:

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Explains the sand in your V.

Edited by Loco

Because Florida: all Florida football freak show

Is this the I Have Nobody To Humblebrag My Vacation Spot To So I'll Shame Those In A GDT To Show Off Where I Am Thread?

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