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"Miami @ Florida" thread - Official Surly Thread of WEEK 0 Dominance

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13 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Y'all better be ready for a top five Florida, by the way.

Yup. Clearly Mullen is a QB whisperer also. Franks just needs to get his hearing checked.

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25 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

so are Big 12 refs going to call holding this year?

On Texas?  Sure.

On OU?  Notsomuch.

24 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

This 150 documentary is pretty good so far.

Turned it off early. Too much Tebow, Urban, and Woody Hayes. Fuck ESPN

22 minutes ago, Richter said:

The crowd really came out for this game

poor bastards

29 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

This 150 documentary is pretty good so far.

It will be better when I watch it w/o commercials on youtube

In 3 months we’ll see media idiots pointing to this game as a good win for Florida. 

The crowd really came out for this game
Well the Shitrus Bowel IS a mile or so south of Parliment House.
In 3 months we’ll see media idiots pointing to this game as a good win for Florida. 
In 3 months?

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Of course this offensive ineptitude ended in a fumbled snap on a critical 4th down

9 hours ago, Huckleberry said:

Ugly game. Florida should feel like idiots. When you have that kind of advantage DL over OL then you should have absolutely blown the opponent out. Terrible defensive playcalling for part of the game and absolutely boneheaded play in big spots was the only reason Miami was close.

you're forgetting about Franks....  please god, why can't I forget about Franks too?

I didn’t watch the game. Did they show the new Coke commercial featuring Kirk Herbstreit that we watched being shot at Westlake? Chaparral Stadium was dressed up to look like Clemson.

After the Florida and Hawaii games I feel like I just got a quick fix of a drug I’ve been missing.  But now the cravings are coming on for more.  So much more.

10 hours ago, hookem48 said:

so are Big 12 refs going to call holding this year?

They will call defensive holding   when we play Okie State.

Almost as certain as the sun rising in east and setting in the west.   

 

10 hours ago, texaslong said:

Yup. Clearly Mullen is a QB whisperer also. Franks just needs to get his hearing checked.

Felipe Franks can barely read a coloring book so his hearing might not be the only issue. 

When is this ref gonna start doing Nugenix and Erectile Dysfunction commercials?

 

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When is this ref gonna start doing Nugenix and Erectile Dysfunction commercials?

 

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“How should I address my beer belly? Ah yes, more arm workouts!!!! Also, holding on Texas.”

Props to Diaz for hanging in there. This should have been a blowout.

Or maybe Florida sucks. Not sure since august.

Just to think that the guy they started at LT actually beat out a veteran. Just about any JUCO or grad transfer would have performed better than what they put out there last night. Manny Diaz must come from the Charlie Strong “fuck it what can you do?” school of fixing glaring roster holes. 

15 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Props to Diaz for hanging in there. This should have been a blowout.

Or maybe Florida sucks. Not sure since august.

Florida is great, maybe not #8 great but they are too 15 for sure. Franks is a choke artist though. 

Dan Mullen is 1-0 vs Miami, great game for recruiting Florida. Fuck Manny _iaz. Props for "playing em close" lol

It’s like 7 bars in 1!
7 bars?

That's a LOT of soap dropping!

Or maybe Florida sucks. Not sure...

 

Well, our dbs tackle well and our qb is clutch. fml

 

Shit show of a cripple fight game. We deserved to lose to an unranked team with a freshman O-line.

 

My four loss prediction does not look so crazy now, does it?

 

 

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poor bastards

What a shit stadium. Worse than I remembered. No way to get in and out of that monstrosity.

And their scoreboard graphics software is 1990s bad. Thank God the qbs had no game clock to help them. Canes had like 5 delay of games and blew several time outs.


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Fun game. Felipe is still Felipe. 


What a shit stadium. Worse than I remembered. No way to get in and out of that monstrosity.

And their scoreboard graphics software is 1990s bad. Thank God the qbs had no game clock to help them. Canes had like 5 delay of games and blew several time outs.


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There were a few times the play clock graphic on the field and the on screen scoreboard weren't in sync with each other...maybe week 0 games need more crappy teams so they have another week to work out kinks
Good gosh Florida is a really bad football team. No discipline at all. They were lucky Miami's OL is abysmal.

yeah. well. um.


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1 minute ago, Gatorubet said:


What a shit stadium. Worse than I remembered. No way to get in and out of that monstrosity.

And their scoreboard graphics software is 1990s bad. Thank God the qbs had no game clock to help them. Canes had like 5 delay of games and blew several time outs.


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Lol it wasn't that bad, just disorganized. People were waiting for an hour in a line to nowhere instead of just mobbing in. They did have half the gates closed or behind the fan experience thing though, and zero planning to get people organized and in fast. We got beers and walked to our seats just before the teams ran out. Miami fans are hilarious. After the game "yeah y'all gonna lose to LSU and Georgia and Bama though!"

Lol it wasn't that bad, just disorganized. People were waiting for an hour in a line to nowhere instead of just mobbing in. They did have half the gates closed or behind the fan experience thing though, and zero planning to get people organized and in fast.

Dunno man. I was with some old guys with bad knees and the obesity, and thought they weren’t gonna survive the walk to the next county to get an Uber ride. The streets were all closed so nobody could get to you.

Amazed at the lack of post-game fights. We were both too demoralized to be douchey.


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18 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Fun game. Feleipe is still Feleipe. 

fify (never seen anyone else with that spelling)

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it wasn't a well-played game, I despise both programs and wish they could both have lost, and yet...

...I was thoroughly entertained. College football is back, motherfuckers.

Even if you win this game, what the fuck did you win?

Fewer co-cane fan blathering about ducking:not including them on the schedule every year. That is worth something at least.


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18 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


Fewer co-cane fan blathering about ducking:not including them on the schedule every year. That is worth something at least.


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I live in S. Florida and that first Canes loss is a real quality of life improvement, so I guess you're right

 

 

 

. After the game "yeah y'all gonna lose to LSU and Georgia and Bama though!"

 

Probably not a lie unless there is huge improvement. Mullen is a good coach though. They will figure it out in a few more years and the cocktail party will be the deciding game again to go to Atlanta.

 

On edit, I guess it already is, because sec lEast

2 minutes ago, markstanco said:

 

 

 

 

 

Probably not a lie unless there is huge improvement. Mullen is a good coach though. They will figure it out in a few more years and the cocktail party will be the deciding game again to go to Atlanta.

 

On edit, I guess it already is, because sec lEast

If we lose to Bama that means things haven't gone completely pear shaped.

 

Je suis Steve Spurrier

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Other image not showing up.... so re post

Just noticed the Bud Lite behind him.  Now it's all I see.

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