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Eager Earthling Extradited for Extraterrestrial Extraction

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McClain was one of the leading female candidates for the first return to the Moon landing missions...

Maybe not so much now, if this turns out to be accurate, and not an overblown nothing-burger. I'll stand by for the final facts.

1 hour ago, RamjetFDO said:

McClain was one of the leading female candidates for the first return to the Moon landing missions...

Maybe not so much now, if this turns out to be accurate, and not an overblown nothing-burger. I'll stand by for the final facts.

WiFi signal on the moon is probably weak so she won’t be able to steal anything on that mission 

Is her estranged wife the daughter of former Apollo astronaut Al Worden?  Or just a coincidence?

women make great astronauts.  at least she didn’t get arrested driving cross-country wearing a diaper. 

Next time she should stay in the kitchen of the spacecraft, where women belong.

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19 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Next time she should stay in the kitchen of the spacecraft, where women belong.

She shoulda been on her computer tending to her crops in that game rather than hacking bank accounts.  

6 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

McClain was one of the leading female candidates for the first return to the Moon landing missions...

Maybe not so much now, if this turns out to be accurate, and not an overblown nothing-burger. I'll stand by for the final facts.

It sounds like a big nothing burger. No money was stolen. He gave her the password. It is a checking account that they use to pay joint expenses out of. 

18 minutes ago, hornian said:

It sounds like a big nothing burger. No money was stolen. He gave her the password. It is a checking account that they use to pay joint expenses out of. 

bullshit.  she’s fucking crazy.  

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

bullshit.  she’s fucking crazy.  

I’m a divorce attorney. I have handled a lot of lesbian divorces. This doesn’t even begin to approach crazy. 

Yep, attorney friend handled the prenups for a very wealthy gay Texan and told me that Gay Weddings may be fabulously fun, but Lesbian Divorces are fucking spectacular. 

I'd like to be a fly on the wall at whatever Houston bar is the lesbian post-divorce hangout.  Buncha "I felt so violated by Roberta, she hacked my social media and was still contacting my sibling and coworkers from my email for years after we split."   Summer Worden:  "Until you've been hacked from outer space, shut the hell up Karen!"  

37 minutes ago, hornian said:

I’m a divorce attorney. I have handled a lot of lesbian divorces. This doesn’t even begin to approach crazy. 

keep talking idris elba GIF

8 hours ago, hornian said:

It sounds like a big nothing burger. No money was stolen. He gave her the password. It is a checking account that they use to pay joint expenses out of. 

So, nothing to see here?  OK then, lez be on our way.

Space lesbian you say?  Seems like I saw a video about this one time.

It literally starred Stormy Daniels.  

Judge Xenu is tough, but fair. I expect a fair trial.

17 hours ago, hornian said:

I’m a divorce attorney. I have handled a lot of lesbian divorces. This doesn’t even begin to approach crazy. 

Please Counselor, do tell

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