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I am a martyr to the cause.  I will die on this cross for the rest of you.  While the sunshine pumping and excitement nears a fever pitch this week, I stand before you, to testify, in the Holy Name of Bill Parcells, that we are 0-11 until proven otherwise.

It worked last year.  After our second loss to Maryland, I vowed, NEVAR AGAIN.   NEVER would I believe or buy in to any hype.  That I would cite the Holy Scripture of The Parcells, paid for with the lives of many Bothans.  I caught all kinds of shit for staying negative after condom, tripling down after roaches, and ONLY after a final painful turtling result over the purple wizard did i put down my cross and join the rest of you.

So, here in week 1, I will say it: Thermensa has yet to win an opener and until he does so he still hasn't.

There is no week 2 opponent until we have destroyed the week 1 opponent.  Which Therm has yet to do.  He is 0 for 2.

As of today, we have zero wins in 2019, we haven't won an opener, and aggy are looking at an undefeated season.  DOOM AND GLOOM BABY.

WE ARE WHAT OUR RECORD SAYS WE ARE.

- b. parcells

7 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

I'm here for the Jap Plays.

The Orientals aren't going to like that.

The Fupa!

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No GDit, that doesn't sound right either.

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

As of today, we have zero wins in 2019,

Actually, I'm pretty sure we kicked Georgia's ass

1 hour ago, aggie08 said:

The Orientals aren't going to like that.

OP meant no disrespect

1 hour ago, sushihorn said:

I'm here for the Jap Plays.

user name checks out

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29 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Actually, I'm pretty sure we kicked Georgia's ass

Goddamnit, stop confusing me with facts you stupid sip!

THEY DID NOT WANT TO BE THERE

52 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

THEY DID NOT WANT TO BE THERE

Their damned dog definitely wanted to GTFO.

"Don't eat the cheese"

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Football needs more Parcells.

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Regardless of the vibe, quick reminder that we are, as of this morning, 1 and 11 until proven otherwise.

 

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On 8/25/2019 at 2:29 PM, sushihorn said:

I'm here for the Jap Plays.

The ones where they sneak up on you?

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