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2 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

fucking a Tom just called himself out........he is learning

Tom Herman gonna post on the fire Tom Herman thread at halftime

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    Me and Mrs. MM are making the road trip from Florida to watch the game. Our first in DKR, pretty stoked to see it. Rulz and shit

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1 minute ago, Handcruser said:

What wrong with Jordan w?

Sports hernia. May flare up all season.

1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

If we’re going to take the next step, Sam has to get more accurate. The early ball to Smith and shortly after to Johnson both would have been touchdowns. He has to hit those throws.

Relax. First game. Practice doesn't equal real game. Just finding that groove.

Tom Herman is a fucking mental patient, man ....and I fucking love it!

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Just now, Ldogg53 said:


No. Why?
He was in on that last play that was a sack.

Zach SHACK SACK!

OL can do a better job giving Sam a clean pocket, but Sam needs to start making quicker decisions on the downfield pass plays.  

1 minute ago, Rip76 said:

Here’s the deal.  When we used to have the Mack Brown slow starts against shit teams, we always said that Mack wasn’t trying to show his hand.

Herman truly isn’t trying to show his hand, especially against the LSU scout team.

We’re good.

shudder

Remember every year, after losing to OU, "We're going to simplify the offensive playbook?"

Every. Damned. Year.

Was wondering when they'd fucking figure it out and start the year with the "simplified" playbook.

Oh yeah they did... In 2005. Remember what happened that year?

Take aways.  Crowd is loud.  Play calling is meh. Hoping we are hiding.   Run defense looks awesome. Pass defense eats shit.   At least 3 plays dudes took the entire play off standing there in the middle of everyone running.  Our run game is not looking good either. At least from here.  Hopefully it’s first game jitters and vanilla play calling.  Last 2 series down here sucked 

2 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

for your halftime entertainment...

 

 

Light the tower blue! 

1 minute ago, Ldogg53 said:


No. Why?
He was in on that last play that was a sack.

Someone alluded to him not being around to direct the line. Maybe I misread.

hopefully we can get to a 35+ point lead by the end of the 3rd quarter to give the  backups some snaps

1 minute ago, Deej said:

Relax. First game. Practice doesn't equal real game. Just finding that groove.

This. Swab your vaginas and have fun. Season starts in full next week.

all out blitzes and we're running deep routes,  no recognition at all

he took a shot to the leg

Better than a shot to the heart, because that gives love a bad name...

Most important thing:

 

keep playing Pharoahe Monch - Simon Says

 

 

we will win by 50 if we keep that on repeat

3 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

O-Line just got fucking mauled an entire series. 

They were bringing 8. The OP actually did a really good job picking up the blitz, but 5 can’t block 8.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

hopefully we can get to a 35+ point lead by the end of the 3rd quarter to give the  backups some snaps

I’ve been impressed on how many have already played.  

Edited by JOSEYWALES66

Yea O line was not to blame for that 

Haha. Announcer said “ Hope Terry Bradshaw is watching this one”.

3 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

OL can do a better job giving Sam a clean pocket, but Sam needs to start making quicker decisions on the downfield pass plays.  

O line was stellar till the last drive

8 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

fucking a Tom just called himself out........he is learning

I missed it. What did he say?

7 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

for your halftime entertainment...

 

 

Shit. Mack has dementia. He thinks it's still '97 and he's fucking up the macarena. 😓

Jake Smith gonna be forced into RB duty next week?

Just now, BurntOrange4Life said:

I missed it. What did he say?

paraphrasing  "last drive sucked, errors by everyone including me"

Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

What the hell is all the oline hate, they played stellar that half

Save for the one sack...

This. Swab your vaginas and have fun. Season starts in full next week.

We swabbed your moms vagina last night.
Just now, fellside said:

Jake Smith gonna be forced into RB duty next week?

If he wasn't on KR/PR, I bet he would be getting some snaps at RB.

I missed it. What did he say?
He was bitching about mental mistakes on the last drive - RB, Line, QB, WR, ... Head Coach....
2 minutes ago, BurntOrange4Life said:

I missed it. What did he say?

played well until the last drive and there were mistakes on that drive all over.....mistakes with the Oline, QB, receivers HEAD COACH and that needs to be worked on

he was calling the rest out and made sure to specifically call himself out....much different than the past

10 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

for your halftime entertainment...

 

 

That’s awesome. I hope Mack kicks ass there 

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:


We swabbed your moms vagina last night.

Well Rip Van Winkle, the last time that could even be an outlandish possibility was 2009, the year she died.

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

played well until the last drive and there were mistakes on that drive all over.....mistakes with the Oline, QB, receivers HEAD COACH and that needs to be worked on

he was calling the rest out and made sure to specifically call himself out....much different than the past

Hopefully he’s calling himself out for letting Beck call plays on the last 2 drives and he’s taking playcalling back

4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


We swabbed your moms vagina last night.

May want to get a culture on that.

29 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

27-17 Wyoming over Mizzou

Go Wyoming lmao

14 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

for your halftime entertainment...

 

 

Owen-Wilson-WTF.gif

22 minutes ago, Zavala said:

Nice!

They usually just play Da Rude Sandstorm kickoffs and that OHOH OH OH OHHOHOHOHHOH on turnovers.

You know, early aughts electronic music nobody listens to anymore...

It's also South Carolina's song. They have a whole thing about it and have for years. The SEC Network plays it on the commercials that highlight them.

Even if we're more important than SCar, we should find a more original song.

Oregon scored another TD.  Up 21-6 over Aubrurn.

18 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

I'd like to take Taylor Davis to a nice seafood dinner.

Seared tuna

9 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

What the hell is all the oline hate, they played stellar that half

We have different definitions for hate and stellar. Yours appear to have a rather low bar for both.

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1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Oh god, we are doing that dumbass Journey phone light thing again right now

What's next?  Sweet Caroline?

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