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Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

I'm not going to live by their rules anymore.

I didn't just survive a wreck, I wasn't just blown up yesterday. I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted and burned.

Oh, really?

Every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender. I am an immortal.

Hey, is your troop gonna be selling cookies again this year?

It's the same thing every day, Clean up your room, stand up straight, pick up your feet, take it like a man, be nice to your sister, don't mix beer and wine ever, Oh yeah, don't drive on the railroad tracks.

Uh, Phil -- that happens to be one I agree with.

 

 

This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.

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Lake Titicaca.

Edited by Goo Punch


Why would anybody steal a groundhog? 

I can probably think of a couple of reasons. Pervert.

Check your mirrors. Side of your eye. Side of your eye. 

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Ned: Phil? Phil Connors? I thought it was you.


Phil: Ned Ryerson! I have missed you so much. [Holds Ned in a long embrace] I don't know where you're headed, but can you call in sick?


Ned: Uh, I gotta get going. Uh, it's good to see you, Phil.

Not bad. You say this is your first Iesson?

Yes, but my father was a piano mover, so.... 

Sweet vermouth, on the rocks with a twist.

To world peace.

17 minutes ago, retread said:

No white fudge

no white chocolate, no fudge. 

Wrestlemania!!!

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