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This week doesn’t have many games of note. Don’t care, Got CFB

http://www.lsufootball.net/tvschedule.htm

Thursday 

UCLA @ Cincy - 6pm ESPN

Georgia Tech @ Clemson - 7pm ACC Network 

Texas State @ Aggy - 7:30pm SEC Network 

Friday 

Wisconsin @ South Florida - 6pm ESPN

Oklahoma State @ Oregon State - 9:30pm FS1

Saturday

Alabama @ Duke - 2:30pm ABC

Northwestern @ Stanford - 3pm Fox

Auburn @ Oregon (Dallas) - 6:30pm ABC

Georgia @ Vandy - 6:30pm SEC Network

UVA @ Pittsburgh- 6:30pm ACC Network 

LaTech @ Texas - 7pm LHN 

Fresno State @ USC - 9:30pm ESPN

Sunday 

Houston @ OU - 6:30pm ABC

Monday 

Notre Dame @ Louisville - 7pm ESPN

Compared to the past few years, really is weak lineup with Oregon-AU being the only solid matchup.  But lots of interesting games and if there was ever a weekend that could survive a weak slate its Week 1!

A few unranked games that are interesting:

Ole Miss-Memphis

SCar - UNC - return of Mack

VT-BC 

FSU-Boise - Its early, but is this a must win game for Taggart?

Wisc- USF

Ohio St - Lane Kiffin

UCLA- Cincinnati - Year 2 of Brian Kelly, Cin -3 in vegas

 

Had a buddy sum it up perfectly back in college- 

We were about to head to the first game of the season in 2005 (against Louisiana-Lafayette)- he was getting into a fight with his girlfriend and I heard him yell at her: “this is like like Christmas morning for me and I’m not gonna let you ruin Christmas”.

 

I feel the same way- waking up Saturday morning is going to feel like Christmas morning when I was about 8 years old.

1 hour ago, Don Johnson said:

UCLA-Cincinnati - Year 2 of Brian Kelly, Cin -3 in vegas

 

This one might be more Chippy than you think.

53 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

This one might be more Chippy than you think.

I have a high degree of confidence in this game.  Maybe it's misplaced, but I don't think so.  We SHOULD be vastly improved.  And we are relatively healthy, albeit not very deep.

57 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I have a high degree of confidence in this game.  Maybe it's misplaced, but I don't think so.  We SHOULD be vastly improved.  And we are relatively healthy, albeit not very deep.

But your coach is Chip Kelly, not Brian Kelly.

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

I have a high degree of confidence in this game.  Maybe it's misplaced, but I don't think so.  We SHOULD be vastly improved.  And we are relatively healthy, albeit not very deep.

Really? Cincy's a hot pick for the G5 NY6 slot - Fickell's done a really nice job there.

I think UCLA will be better, but I think it's more of a pick 'em sort of situation.

It will take a monumental effort to not be wasted by 9:30 kickoff, and to stay up past midnight while paying attention to the game. 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Really? Cincy's a hot pick for the G5 NY6 slot - Fickell's done a really nice job there.

I think UCLA will be better, but I think it's more of a pick 'em sort of situation.

Yeah, but we return 10 starters on O and 9 on D.  We averaged 17.5 points through the first 5 games, and 31.5 in the last 5.  We had 21 freshman start games last year.  We should be vastly improved.  We shall see.

I'm going to miss Urban's 80% ATS clip with a week+ to prepare for a team.  I'll offer up Fuente going 7-0 ats in true road openers. His teams have covered those seven by an average of 19.5 points.

And if you geek out on this stuff overall another good read from David Purdhum w/ ESPN Chalk.  The guy does solid work.

https://www.espn.com/chalk/story/_/id/27435784/betting-september-bookmakers-most-profitable-football-month

We play Northern Iowa at 11AM on FS1. I’ll be legally drunk by the time the sun comes up.

GT clemson should have been the MNF game, not ND-Louisville which is garbage. 

3 minutes ago, NowThis said:

GT clemson should have been the MNF game, not ND-Louisville which is garbage. 

ESPN wanted to send gameday to pimp the ACC network.

11 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

We play Northern Iowa at 11AM on FS1. I’ll be legally drunk by the time the sun comes up.

Don’t fuck this up and lose. I’m in the group hoping for a Cyclones/Longhorns Gameday. 

9 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Don’t fuck this up and lose. I’m in the group hoping for a Cyclones/Longhorns Gameday. 

You don't have to tell me twice.  My wife is a UNI alum and makes my life hell when they win.

What's the plan for Thursday night viewing?


UCLA at Cincinnati    6:00 pm    ESPN / ESPN Video
Florida A&M at UCF    6:30 pm    CBSSN / CBSSN Video
Georgia Tech at Clemson    7:00 pm    ACC Network / ESPN Video
Texas State at Texas A&M    7:30 pm    SEC Network / ESPN Video
South Dakota State at Minnesota    8:00 pm    FS1 / FOX Video
Kent State at Arizona State    9:00 pm    Pac-12 / Pac-12 Video
Utah at BYU    9:15 pm    ESPN / ESPN Video

Alabama State at UAB    7:00 pm    $espn+ Video
Albany at Central Michigan    6:00 pm    espn3 Video
Central Arkansas at Western Kentucky    6:30 pm    $espn+ Video
Florida International at Tulane    7:00 pm    espn3 Video
Gardner Webb at Charlotte    6:30 pm    $espn+ Video
Morgan State at Bowling Green    6:00 pm    espn3 Video
Northern Colorado at San Jose State    9:00 pm    N/A
Robert Morris at Buffalo    6:00 pm    $espn+ Video
Wagner at UConn    6:00 pm    espn3 Video

 

I'm thinking UCLA @ Cincy on the TV, with FIU @ Tulane on the computer (I like Tulane football and that is supposed to be a close game)

Utah vs BYU for night viewing, but I'll have to find a stream bc Pac12Network.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

What's the plan for Thursday night viewing?


UCLA at Cincinnati    6:00 pm    ESPN / ESPN Video
Florida A&M at UCF    6:30 pm    CBSSN / CBSSN Video
Georgia Tech at Clemson    7:00 pm    ACC Network / ESPN Video
Texas State at Texas A&M    7:30 pm    SEC Network / ESPN Video
South Dakota State at Minnesota    8:00 pm    FS1 / FOX Video
Kent State at Arizona State    9:00 pm    Pac-12 / Pac-12 Video
Utah at BYU    9:15 pm    ESPN / ESPN Video

Alabama State at UAB    7:00 pm    $espn+ Video
Albany at Central Michigan    6:00 pm    espn3 Video
Central Arkansas at Western Kentucky    6:30 pm    $espn+ Video
Florida International at Tulane    7:00 pm    espn3 Video
Gardner Webb at Charlotte    6:30 pm    $espn+ Video
Morgan State at Bowling Green    6:00 pm    espn3 Video
Northern Colorado at San Jose State    9:00 pm    N/A
Robert Morris at Buffalo    6:00 pm    $espn+ Video
Wagner at UConn    6:00 pm    espn3 Video

 

I'm thinking UCLA @ Cincy on the TV, with FIU @ Tulane on the computer (I like Tulane football and that is supposed to be a close game)

Utah vs BYU for night viewing, but I'll have to find a stream bc Pac12Network.

 

 

UCLA vs. Cincy is a lock for the main screen. Then bouncing between the closest other games until Holy War.

I’d like to catch Cincy/UCLA, but will likely miss most of it. I would imagine I’ll row some second half boat and nod off to the Holy War

39 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I’d like to catch Cincy/UCLA, but will likely miss most of it. I would imagine I’ll row some second half boat and nod off to the Holy War

Yeah that's a turn on the game in the bedroom and be gone by halftime start time.

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18 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Thursday night I plan on having the aggy game on in the bedroom while getting laid

Is that called a “reverse Jimbo”?

11 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Thursday night I plan on having the aggy game on in the bedroom while getting laid

What year was your SO an aggy yell leader?

Friday 

Wisconsin @ South Florida - 6pm ESPN

Oklahoma State @ Oregon State - 9:30pm FS1

Hmmmmm....OSU at OSU.  How will we be able to tell who is who...?

5 hours ago, gecko said:

 

Oklahoma State @ Oregon State - 9:30pm FS1

Hmmmmm....OSU at OSU.  How will we be able to tell who is who...?

OSU will be the one wearing orange, black and white.

18 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I’d like to catch Cincy/UCLA, but will likely miss most of it. I would imagine I’ll row some second half boat and nod off to the Holy War

You'll be missing out then, this is year-after-year a close, hard-fought game.   Should be a good one.  

6 hours ago, gecko said:

Friday 

Wisconsin @ South Florida - 6pm ESPN

Oklahoma State @ Oregon State - 9:30pm FS1

Hmmmmm....OSU at OSU.  How will we be able to tell who is who...?

We'll be the team that you don't snicker at when you hear our team name, because it's not a euphemism for a vagina.

3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

We'll be the team that you don't snicker at when you hear our team name, because it's not a euphemism for a vagina.

"Stache" and "Poke" ......

20 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I’d like to catch Cincy/UCLA, but will likely miss most of it.

I'll be here.  With the wife and kids back on the mainland.  Most of the yacht set are trojan fans so they'll be rooting against us.  Fuck 'em.

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Looking forward to Muschamp vs Lyin' Mack.

Thinking "Reverse Jimbo" must be same as "Jimbo Doggy", no?

16 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

I'll be here.  With the wife and kids back on the mainland.  Most of the yacht set are trojan fans so they'll be rooting against us.  Fuck 'em.

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Catalina?

1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Catalina?

Indeed.  The Harbor Reef at the Isthmus.  I could not begin to quantify the amount of alcohol I have consumed there, but I would have to measure it in cubic feet.  Or maybe acre-feet.

Just now, Sbbruin said:

Indeed.  The Harbor Reef at the Isthmus.  I could not begin to quantify the amount of alcohol I have consumed there, but I would have to measure it in cubic feet.  Or maybe acre-feet.

I was there once for a day (couldn't buy booze at the time).  Seemed like a very cool place.  I'll go back eventually.

1 minute ago, Machinator said:

 

So in a 3-1 vote, the game will get moved to Tallahassee.  Got it.

On 8/26/2019 at 4:40 PM, Sbbruin said:

Yeah, but we return 10 starters on O and 9 on D.  We averaged 17.5 points through the first 5 games, and 31.5 in the last 5.  We had 21 freshman start games last year.  We should be vastly improved.  We shall see.

If your team was 3-6, is that a good thing?

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Indeed.  The Harbor Reef at the Isthmus.  I could not begin to quantify the amount of alcohol I have consumed there, but I would have to measure it in cubic feet.  Or maybe acre-feet.

Hectares?

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1 hour ago, Tex Long said:

Looking forward to Muschamp vs Lyin' Mack.

Thinking "Reverse Jimbo" must be same as "Jimbo Doggy", no?

Well Jimbo is an Aggy who watches while someone else fucks his wife. So I thought if NMAS was fucking a woman while watching Aggys football, it would be a Reverse Jimbo 

I'm thinking it will be a Reverse Jimbo Doggy Style so I get a good view of the game.  If she's a squirter it will be a Reverse Jimbo Soggy Doggy Style

Edited by NeverMarryAStripper

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

Well Jimbo is an Aggy who watches while someone else fucks his wife. So I thought if NMAS was fucking a woman while watching Aggys football, it would be a Reverse Jimbo 

Sorta, but it would depend on which way he's facing... could even be "Revolving Jimbo", too. 

EDIT: Might even be "Jimbo Spinner", I reckon. Would you go for a nod to Saul, and make it "Spinnin' Jimmy"?

1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I'm thinking it will be a Reverse Jimbo Doggy Style so I get a good view of the game.  If she's a squirter it will be a Reverse Jimbo Soggy Doggy Style

Soggy Doggy is a damned fine band name.

11 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

If your team was 3-6, is that a good thing?

Maybe not, but since we had something like 81 freshman and sophomores last year, I'm hopeful.  Because hope is a good thing. Maybe the best of things.  And no good thing ever dies.  I hope DTR doesn't turn the ball over.  I hope Josh Kelley runs for 200 yards.  I hope we beat Cincinnati.  I hope the Bruins jersey's are as blue as they are in my dreams.  I hope...

Did anyone mention BYU vs Utah yet? A college rivalry game is always fun. 

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