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36 minutes ago, Drew said:

Wow fired him according to Thamel.

 

Texas would never.  

 

27 minutes ago, Drew said:

I know Texas would NEVER do this.  Especially not during the season. 
 

but if he loses to GA/Vandy/Aggie I’d like them to consider it.  Cause the offense is a problem if that’s the case. 

 

This low key envy you have for Penn State's calamitous situation is bizarre. Midseason firings get ya real titillated, do they?

I see your kink. No judgement bro.

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    Has any Penn State coach ever fallen from grace like this??

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    I continue to support Franklin as Penn State's head coach and hope they give him at least another few years to turn it around.

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Franklin is owed more than $49 million, per his contract. It's the second-biggest buyout in college football history behind only Jimbo Fisher's $76 million buyout from Texas A&M.

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Keep it on the wall.

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3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Good points. You always bring excellent stuff to surly. I just feel like (and last year it wouldn’t have been true) it would be a dumb lateral move now he has Cuban money and wife happy and his age. It might even be less than a lateral move. Like look what he has managed to build at Indiana. Why leave? He is in the cat bird seat and OSU is beatable. Damn. 

I think this is fake……

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1 minute ago, chainsaw said:

Curt hopefully is too smart to make the same mistake Franklin made when he left a good situation. Penn State is snakebit, a cursed program not unlike aggy.

Aggy is just dumb. And unrealistic. And pissy little brother syndrome. They are not evil to me. Penn State is fucking evil. Penn Stare deserves a bigger reckoning than what they got. That mentality is more fucked than aggy. 
 

aggy is like whining baby brother. To me. 

30 minutes ago, ITHorn said:

Who are they going to hire with a history of covering up rape to keep with the Penn State tradition? 

#CAB.  Tanned, rested, ready.

every agent of a top 30 team is trying to get their guy an interview. bunch of guys about to get raises 

if penn st wants to interview sark, does ut bump and extend ?

Just now, CurlyDumps said:

 

 

This low key envy you have for Penn State's calamitous situation is bizarre. Midseason firings get ya real titillated, do they?

I see your kink. No judgement bro.

Oh shut the fuck up.  We’ve all been bitching about sark all year.  Stop acting like no one has even considered moving on. Or what that might look like. 
 

No if won’t happen. But that’s a guy who was deep in the playoffs last year and they still fired him. I just don’t want us sticking to someone 2 years too much longer than we should.  
 

and no I’m not calling for him to be fired now.  I said if the things we see from early season continue and they get 3 more embarrassing losses to consider it. 
 

god the sunshine pumpers are worse than the bitches on here. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Aggy is just dumb. And unrealistic. And pissy little brother syndrome. They are not evil to me. Penn State is fucking evil. Penn Stare deserves a bigger reckoning than what they got. That mentality is more fucked than aggy. 
 

aggy is like whining baby brother. To me. 

Wait. 
 

Their message boards are more full of whiny bitches than this one???

Is that possible?

Just now, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Wait. 
 

Their message boards are more full of whiny bitches than this one???

Is that possible?

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1 minute ago, The Gimp said:

#CAB.  Tanned, rested, ready.

To be fair (to be faaaaiiiiirrr - Letterkenny), CAB’s players didn’t rape kids, just female students of legal age. [/BaylorFans posters, probably, if that site still exists]

1 minute ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Wait. 
 

Their message boards are more full of whiny bitches than this one???

Is that possible?

Until this year I would have said yes. Now they seem reasonable compared to the shitshow on all boards except food and travel here on surly. No shit. 

23 minutes ago, Gidnik said:

i wonder his thoughts on being an offensive analyst 

I'm sure he has 50 million dollars worth of thoughts. 

Motherfucking is banking. 

No worries.

5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

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What’s that from and who is that other actor?  He kinda looks like a cleaned up version of the “Warriors!!!  Come out to play-yay!!” guy. 

6 minutes ago, Drew said:

Oh shut the fuck up.  We’ve all been bitching about sark all year.  Stop acting like no one has even considered moving on. Or what that might look like. 
 

No if won’t happen. But that’s a guy who was deep in the playoffs last year and they still fired him. I just don’t want us sticking to someone 2 years too much longer than we should.  
 

and no I’m not calling for him to be fired now.  I said if the things we see from early season continue and they get 3 more embarrassing losses to consider it. 
 

god the sunshine pumpers are worse than the bitches on here. 

We can always count on Drew to propose the most pessimistic outlook then throw his arms up in the air when others call him out on it. You must be a joy to be around in real life.

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If Penn state has any semblance of a brain and if they have the budget for it, back up the truck for Cignetti. Beat Florida to the punch. 

4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

elko has to be a top3 target for penn st ?

He has to be. The ties are all there. And he can't really like college station could he?

29 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Holy crap, had it been that long? 

Wow. Time flies.

I had to do a double-take.  Couldn’t believe it had been 12 years. 

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If Elko's agent is any good, he should get his client a 10+ year guaranteed contract. Then Elko will proceed to lose 3 games in the regular season.

2 minutes ago, sidis said:

If Penn state has any semblance of a brain and if they have the budget for it, back up the truck for Cignetti. Beat Florida to the punch. 

I think this is their intention. 

2 minutes ago, Butch Had Not said:

He has to be. The ties are all there. And he can't really like college station could he?

The food scene in CS and the surrounding area has to be a lot better than what you find in central PA.  Therefore, I believe he is happy.

1 minute ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

what ties?

Went to Penn. Recruited the area. Jersey guy but nobody yearns for Rutgers.

11 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Wait. 
 

Their message boards are more full of whiny bitches than this one???

Is that possible?

If sark lost 3 games in a row like Franklin just did this place would make Penn st board look like  child’s play. We lead the charge in best meltdowns. 

31 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I get the lure of the money but Indiana now has Cuban Cash

Did Fidel leave the bulk of his estate to IU?

They needed more “win outs” and fewer “white outs.” Working here on the lower Alabama Gulf Coast for the past forty years I have met and worked for and with a number of Penn State fans.  They were all good people and legit football fans.  But that was all before the Sandusky shower show scandal and Joe Knew revelations.  I hope for their sake they turn the page in a good way.

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

every agent of a top 30 team is trying to get their guy an interview. bunch of guys about to get raises 

if penn st wants to interview sark, does ut bump and extend ?

CDC would have to stop laughing first.  It's like the sheriff holding himself hostage in front of the citizens of Rock ridge.

1 minute ago, Butch Had Not said:

He has to be. The ties are all there. And he can't really like college station could he?

He came back for them knowing what they are like. His weird matches their weird. Why would he want to go Darkside? Aggy showed they have money to burn on blast. Is happy valley an upgrade to College Station or even Texas for that matter? I say no but I’m not in the minds of head coaches either. Aggy didn’t exactly roll out the welcome bus for Elko. And his promo pictures looked like a Goodyear blimp terrorizing the town. Maybe he’s had enough. 
 

I think they’d want one of the OG’s like Terry Smith and see how he does and let him take the reigns and if he does well he is like 1-2 year HC on a short leash and they wait and see. Or they have their eye on someone specific outside of Cig. 

51 minutes ago, Drew said:

I know Texas would NEVER do this.  Especially not during the season. 
 

but if he loses to GA/Vandy/Aggie I’d like them to consider it.  Cause the offense is a problem if that’s the case. 

With there being 1 portal now and needing to move quickly after the season is over to get money, new coach, etc lined up to retain your roster and manage portal it’s imperative to not wait until after seasons to fire a coach. 

LOL.  Who the fuck does Penn State think they are?  They are lucky to still have a football team at this point.

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

If sark lost 3 games in a row like Franklin just did this place would make Penn st board look like  child’s play. We lead the charge in best meltdowns. 

Did texas at one point have Mack, Strong and Tom Herman all on the same payroll?  thatd be tough to beat 

2 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

If sark lost 3 games in a row like Franklin just did this place would make Penn st board look like  child’s play. We lead the charge in best meltdowns. 

There are specific people shitting 9n the Texas QB after a fantastic ass pounding put on our rival. This place would be apoplectic post 3 losses.

7 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I think this is their intention. 

What if he says no? I am guessing he does. What is plan B? 

Just now, 6th Street said:

From CFP semis to fired in 10 months. Wild 

Failing spectacularly will always be interesting to us spectators and as a bonus it’s for a school that hasn’t yet faced the reckoning they so richly deserve. 

20 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Aggy is just dumb. And unrealistic. And pissy little brother syndrome. They are not evil to me. Penn State is fucking evil. Penn Stare deserves a bigger reckoning than what they got. That mentality is more fucked than aggy. 
 

aggy is like whining baby brother. To me. 

Aggy isn't evil, I agree, if we're only talking about athletic programs. As an institution, there's an argument to be made in a different forum that they're pretty evil and complicit in the downfall of our society. But credit where it's due, the football team hasn't covered up a serial rapist.

The observation I made about the team being snakebit and cursed was amoral and intended only as an objective assessment of the team's capacity for success, which actually exceeds that of aggy. But Penn State is a rollercoaster team. Always will be.

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What if he says no? I am guessing he does. What is plan B? 

Well, on second thought UF is allegedly all in on Kiffin.
 

Penn State doesn’t need a Plan B until Cigs gives them a firm no. 

1 minute ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Well, on second thought UF is allegedly all in on Kiffin.
 

Penn State doesn’t need a Plan B until Cigs gives them a firm no. 

Ok. Kiffin at Penn State would be hilarious. Joey Freshwater to Happy Valley. Make it happen. He’s mercenary enough to take the money. And his character fits theirs just fine. But what about the co-Ed’s? 

Elko is about to be a top-5 paid coach (by A&M) imo

A lot of early Matt Rhule speculation for PSU. He played there. 

23 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

every agent of a top 30 team is trying to get their guy an interview. bunch of guys about to get raises 

if penn st wants to interview sark, does ut bump and extend ?

Fuck no. Let him walk. He just got a raise to $11M and shit the fucking bed.

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

They won't even think about it. At all. 

There would have to be an actual scandal.

 

charlie strong ALMOST wasn’t fired after losing to Kansas in his 3rd straight 7 loss season…

15 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

I had to look it up.  It is the guy from The Warriors!!!!

 

Excellent. 

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