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56 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

he never should have left 

 

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

he was an idiot for leaving vandy. he had a very good deal going there, huge alumni support. he could have squeezed them for more money and lived a good life in nashville 

 

He’s going to get another 50 million dollars from Pedo State to not coach. Exactly where can’t he live a good life?

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  • chainsaw
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    Has any Penn State coach ever fallen from grace like this??

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    I continue to support Franklin as Penn State's head coach and hope they give him at least another few years to turn it around.

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4 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Dick Rod played at WVU. He was a teammate of a buddy of mine.

Cignetti also went to WVU and if I remember correctly Curt was a backup QB and threw one career pass. His dad, Frank, was head coach at WVU, replaced Bowden.

At least nobody got raped.

13 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Fuck no. Let him walk. He just got a raise to $11M and shit the fucking bed.

Sitting at 4-2 with six conference games left, that's TBD.

 

 

9 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Morgantown would fucking melt down if he fucked them again, but sadly dickrod sucks so bad he will ultimately get fired by WVU before anyone else even thinks about that f'n retread.

18 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

Aggy isn't evil, I agree, if we're only talking about athletic programs. As an institution, there's an argument to be made in a different forum that they're pretty evil and complicit in the downfall of our society. But credit where it's due, the football team hasn't covered up a serial rapist.

The observation I made about the team being snakebit and cursed was amoral and intended only as an objective assessment of the team's capacity for success, which actually exceeds that of aggy. But Penn State is a rollercoaster team. Always will be.

Oh FOR FUCK’S SAKE

I can’t believe they did it but they needed to. Penn state was a joke. They never beat anyone decent but the next person could always be worse so its a gamble.

6 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

They’re tapping into private equity for the buyout money. He might be gone today but some political pressure probably delays it to the end of the season due to optics without a state budget. 
 

 

I really, really, really want it to be true that Penn State is turning to private equity. That could become the highest order of hilarious. I cannot wait to find out what private equity's standard bust-out model (which really is straight out of Goodfellas) looks like when applied to a college athletics department. They're going to be auctioning off tackling dummies and lockers to pay for some Wolf of Wall Street motherfucker's 9-figure bonus. This could get AMAZING

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1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Sitting at 4-2 with six conference games left, that's TBD.

 

 

If you don't view that abortion of a loss as anything but a 500 Couric bed-shitting, I don't know what to tell you. Gators are 2-4 for fucks sake, with their other win being Long Island. Even if we somehow win out and sneak into the playoffs, I will still view that loss as a fucking disaster. There is no guarantee that our OU will even be considered a good win by the time the SEC runs a train on Vegetables. 

1 minute ago, campcrunk said:

I really, really, really want it to be true that Penn State is turning to private equity. That could become the highest order of hilarious. I cannot wait to find out what private equity's standard bust-out model (which really is straight out of Goodfellas) looks like when applied to a college athletics department. They're going to be auctioning off tackling dummies and lockers to pay for some Wolf of Wall Street motherfucker's 9-figure bonus. This could get AMAZING

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Its not just Penn State, its the entire conference...

https://www.espn.com/college-sports/story/_/id/46553869/big-ten-closes-2-billion-capital-agreement-vote-per-sources

Just now, Blotto said:

If you don't view that abortion of a loss as anything but a 500 Couric bed-shitting, I don't know what to tell you. Gators are 2-4 for fucks sake, with their other win being Long Island. Even if we somehow win out and sneak into the playoffs, I will still view that loss as a fucking disaster. There is no guarantee that our OU will even be considered a good win by the time the SEC runs a train on Vegetables. 

It doesn't matter how bad a loss it is if (and it'a bigly yuge if) we win out.

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

ESPN reported last week that a tiered structure is expected in the initial allocation of the $2 billion-plus in capital, with larger brands receiving more money. Each school, however, would receive a payout in at least the nine-figure range, sources said.

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1 hour ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

That loss was at Penn State!

They should have flown him to Chicago so they could fire him and leave him on the tarmac 

Fairly surprised that they moved this fast but they want a jump on things with Florida, UCLA, Arky, VaTech already open and sniffing around. 
 

Elko will more likely get paid at A&M. Cignetti is 64 so how much does PSU want to pay for the rebuild that will take a good percentage of his time there. 
 

Matt Rhule good possibility. The bloom is a bit off of Matt Campbell’s rose at ISU but he may be ready to restart and he’d be cheaper. Dillingham at ASU? Fisch at UDub?
 

Maybe throw Drinkwitz in there. And they won’t go to the same Vandy well but Lea should be considered all over the country. 

38 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Cigs is the right move if Penn State is really going for it. 
 

Elko feels like a double when they really need a home run. 

I know college coaches are built different and they have to be. But why on earth would you leave Indiana for a couple more million a year? 

He's got 72 million guaranteed in Bloomington through 2032. He can be a legend there. Or, he can take pedo state to the semis, lose 3 games the next year and get shit canned. 

8 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

ESPN reported last week that a tiered structure is expected in the initial allocation of the $2 billion-plus in capital, with larger brands receiving more money. Each school, however, would receive a payout in at least the nine-figure range, sources said.

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3 minutes ago, pops said:

I know college coaches are built different and they have to be. But why on earth would you leave Indiana for a couple more million a year? 

He's got 72 million guaranteed in Bloomington through 2032. He can be a legend there. Or, he can take pedo state to the semis, lose 3 games the next year and get shit canned. 

Because Penn State is a much better job in the world of college football and he's gonna get paid just as much.

Just now, ztejas said:

Go play in traffic you fucking idiot.

The biggest idiot on this board the last few weeks as been you.  
 

im sorry for saying what a LOT of people have thought.  If you don’t even want them to consider moving on in a. “Worst case scenario” you’re even dumber than I thought. 
 

feel like no one is reading. But it’s surly. No one does. 

4 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Because Penn State is a much better job in the world of college football and he's gonna get paid just as much.

I would have said that two years ago comparing Indiana to Penn State. But I don’t see it that way now. Ultimately though who knows what 64 year old Cig is thinking. He’s got money. He’s gonna make tons more. He’s got Mark Cuban backing him. Other than Ohio state most Big ten foes look like paper tigers. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

I would have said that two years ago comparing Indiana to Penn State. But I don’t see it that way now. Ultimately though who knows what 64 year old Cig is thinking. He’s got money. He’s gonna make tons more. He’s got Mark Cuban backing him. Other than Ohio state most Big ten foes look like paper tigers. 

It's still that way. Indiana is a basketball school and always will be. Penn State is football above all else. 

2 minutes ago, pops said:

I know college coaches are built different and they have to be. But why on earth would you leave Indiana for a couple more million a year? 

He's got 72 million guaranteed in Bloomington through 2032. He can be a legend there. Or, he can take pedo state to the semis, lose 3 games the next year and get shit canned. 

Fair points. 
 

I’m not worried about Cigs’ age. He turned IU into a contender within 2 offseasons. Does he want to do it again? 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

It's still that way. Indiana is a basketball school and always will be. Penn State is football above all else. 

Yep PSU has been to the tournament TEN times total in their entire basketball history.  Texas, not exactly known as a basketball school, has been to the tournament 10 times since 2012.  

Wonder if Marcus Freeman would consider the Penn State job???

7 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Because Penn State is a much better job in the world of college football and he's gonna get paid just as much.

Much better based on what? Can't be # of B10 titles.

Pedo St has  4 B10 championships in its entire history putting it below all programs in the B10 except...Indiana which has 2.  (I'm not including Oregon in this)

Let's look at prestige. Did pedo st ever have prestige? If it did, that evaporated decades ago.  

4 decommits in the last 2 days. 3 already today. 

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4 minutes ago, redswingline said:

Much better based on what? Can't be # of B10 titles.

Pedo St has  4 B10 championships in its entire history putting it below all programs in the B10 except...Indiana which has 2.  (I'm not including Oregon in this)

Let's look at prestige. Did pedo st ever have prestige? If it did, that evaporated decades ago.  

History. Culture. Wins. Championships. Penn State is a blue blood.

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Much better based on what? Can't be # of B10 titles.
Pedo St has  4 B10 championships in its entire history putting it below all programs in the B10 except...Indiana which has 2.  (I'm not including Oregon in this)
Let's look at prestige. Did pedo st ever have prestige? If it did, that evaporated decades ago.  

Penn State was an independent until 1990
3 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Penn State was an independent until 1990

I wonder if they want that one back? They ran the Northeast and DMV in recruiting for decades. 

I think Penn State is the second best recruiting job in the north. 

47 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

I really, really, really want it to be true that Penn State is turning to private equity. That could become the highest order of hilarious. I cannot wait to find out what private equity's standard bust-out model (which really is straight out of Goodfellas) looks like when applied to a college athletics department. They're going to be auctioning off tackling dummies and lockers to pay for some Wolf of Wall Street motherfucker's 9-figure bonus. This could get AMAZING

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I was told here that only the Big 12 and Yormark were desperate enough to sell their souls to the PE vampires.

Fairly certain that if Seven is ever remade the victim of greed will be a college administrator/ conference commissioner and gluttony will be a rep for ESPN.

15 minutes ago, heso said:

4 decommits in the last 2 days. 3 already today. 

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Any athletic offensive linemen???

17 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

History. Culture. Wins. Championships. Penn State is a blue blood.

No, they are not a blue blood.

Culture ... of rape?

18 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

History. Culture. Wins. Championships. Penn State is a blue blood.

That has a rhythmic beat…..

26 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Wonder if Marcus Freeman would consider the Penn State job???

Why?   He’s at a better place and doesn’t have to coach against his alma mater

1 hour ago, Butch Had Not said:

He has to be. The ties are all there. And he can't really like college station could he?

sheep or little boys, who does elko like more. neither is consensual at either place. he should stay, if some one sees something a&m will classify it as animal husbandry. 

1 hour ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

If sark lost 3 games in a row like Franklin just did this place would make Penn st board look like  child’s play. We lead the charge in best meltdowns. 

Please don’t use child and Penn St in the same post. 

22 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

History. Culture. Wins. Championships. Penn State is a blue blood.

youn boys anuses bleed blue ?

20 minutes ago, C-Man said:


Penn State was an independent until 1990

Yeah.  I don’t know how a college football fan for any length of time doesn’t know this 

 

Unless he is a Zoomer.  In which case, go back to watching Real Housewives of Tacoma or Dancing With The Stars Season 73 or whatever it is y’all do. 
 

Go TikTok something. It a tube of Sprees and drink a Diet Coke. 

4 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

I think it will be Elko.

Aggys been replying to my twitter post saying I'm crazy about mentioning Elko as a candidate lol

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Wouldn’t be surprised at all if Elko went to Penn State and A&M just promotes Klein to HC

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