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  • chainsaw
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    Has any Penn State coach ever fallen from grace like this??

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  • El Hornarino
    El Hornarino

    I continue to support Franklin as Penn State's head coach and hope they give him at least another few years to turn it around.

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Elko is about to be a top-5 paid coach (by A&M) imo
A lot of early Matt Rhule speculation for PSU. He played there. 

This makes the most sense. Nebraska is a recruiting wasteland.
12 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Yeah.  I don’t know how a college football fan for any length of time doesn’t know this 

Unless he is a Zoomer.  In which case, go back to watching Real Housewives of Tacoma or Dancing With The Stars Season 73 or whatever it is y’all do. 

Go TikTok something. It a tube of Sprees and drink a Diet Coke. 

Overall point, which I guess I failed to get across is that penn st isn't anything special.

-Last Heisman winner was before I was born

-1 conference title in last 10 years with none on the horizon.

-Last claimed national title was during Reagan's presidency.

 

That choad Tom Forneilli thinks Cigs won’t leave. Put forward Matt Rhule, Matt Campbell, and Brian Kelly. Either of the 3 would be hilarious. 

2 hours ago, Js1 said:

0.74 Jimbos 

Deserves waaaaaaay more rep.

5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Wow, is that a first? Where the school’s licensing partner forced the change at head coach?

Bryan Kelly and Penn St are a match made in hell.

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5 minutes ago, The Dog said:

 

Thats sound like major bullshit to me. Whats in it for Adidas to pony up the majority of a $50M buyout? Its not like thats gonna help them sell $50M more shoes and merch.

14 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

Wouldn’t be surprised at all if Elko went to Penn State and A&M just promotes Klein to HC

I would be shocked beyond belief if that happened.

1 hour ago, 6th Street said:

From CFP semis to fired in 10 months. Wild 

From ranked 3rd to shitcanned in 15 days. 

27 minutes ago, redswingline said:

No, they are not a blue blood.

Culture ... of rape?

I think they are and I'm not alone, but feel free to argue otherwise. 

Regardless, Penn State is a better job than Indiana.

5 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


This makes the most sense. Nebraska is a recruiting wasteland.

PSU wants to bring in a coach that is 2-22 against ranked teams? 

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PSU wants to bring in a coach that is 2-22 against ranked teams? 
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He’s not great but see what he can do with a better roster and recruiting. Saban would have a hard time winning up in Nebraska.
5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

From ranked 3rd to shitcanned in 15 days. 

Life comes at you fast

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Rhule is an overrated dogshit coach.  I encourage him to leave for PSU. It will simultaneously gut corn fans and fuck over PSU fans. The rare win/win. 

11 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Wow, is that a first? Where the school’s licensing partner forced the change at head coach?

 

crazy if true 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

I think they are and I'm not alone, but feel free to argue otherwise. 

Regardless, Penn State is a better job than Indiana.

Whats your criteria to qualify as a blue blood?

I don't know if I've ever seen a consensus on what qualifies as one.

College head coaches that have won more football games than James Franklin in the past 3.5 years: Kirby has 44 wins, Day has 41 wins, Lanning has 40, DeBoer has 39, Franklin has 37.

16 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Thats sound like major bullshit to me. Whats in it for Adidas to pony up the majority of a $50M buyout? Its not like thats gonna help them sell $50M more shoes and merch.

I thought the same until I Googled it. Apparently Adidas signed a big 10 yr, $300M agreement with Penn St which starts next year.

I guess they don't want their investment to shit the bed.

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19 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

Wow, is that a first? Where the school’s licensing partner forced the change at head coach?

This is a whole new can of worms, although I could see Phil Knight pulling something like that. 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

he was an idiot for leaving vandy. he had a very good deal going there, huge alumni support. he could have squeezed them for more money and lived a good life in nashville 

 

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10 minutes ago, redswingline said:

Whats your criteria to qualify as a blue blood?

I don't know if I've ever seen a consensus on what qualifies as one.

There is no consensus as far as I know.

For me it's all time wins, championships, undefeated seasons, conference championships (not necessarily for Penn State since they were independent for so long), bowl record, Heisman Trophy winners, and consensus all-Americans.

With the exception of Heisman Trophy winners (only one), Penn State qualifies in my mind. Others may disagree.

 

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11 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Rhule is an overrated dogshit coach.  I encourage him to leave for PSU. It will simultaneously gut corn fans and fuck over PSU fans. The rare win/win. 

This would be some good cinema. 

1 hour ago, RPM said:

At least nobody got raped.

Well, no one but Drew Allar.

13 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Rhule is an overrated dogshit coach.  I encourage him to leave for PSU. It will simultaneously gut corn fans and fuck over PSU fans. The rare win/win. 

 

rhule sucks 

6 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

This is a whole new can of worms, although I could see Phil Knight pulling something like that. 

Adidas has ASSWATER for schools. Other than aggy, every other school sucks. Penn State is their BIG investment. 

Adidas is just another BMD. BMDs have been fucking over coaches for decades. Or in Mack's case, kept them around for much fucking longer than welcomed.

 

Adidas Division I FBS Schools (37)

Arizona State, Arkansas State, Central Michigan, East Carolina, Eastern Michigan, FAU, FIU, Georgia Southern, Kansas, Indiana, Louisiana, Louisiana-Monroe, Louisiana Tech, Louisville, Massachusets, Miami (FL), Miami (OH), Mississippi State, NC State, Nebraska, Nevada, Northern Illinois, Ohio, Rice, Rutgers, San Jose State, South Alabama, South Florida, Southern Miss, Texas A&M, Texas State, Troy, Tulsa, UTSA, Washington, Western Michigan, Wyoming

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27 minutes ago, redswingline said:

Overall point, which I guess I failed to get across is that penn st isn't anything special.

-Last Heisman winner was before I was born

-1 conference title in last 10 years with none on the horizon.

-Last claimed national title was during Reagan's presidency.

 

That was yesterday…..and yesterday’s gone.

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

That was yesterday…..and yesterday’s gone.

So is Tuesday, with the wind.

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

College head coaches that have won more football games than James Franklin in the past 3.5 years: Kirby has 44 wins, Day has 41 wins, Lanning has 40, DeBoer has 39, Franklin has 37.

Forneilli thinks Franklin will have his pick of jobs. Specifically mentioned UF and LSU.

I just don’t see it. He has a very long history of being incapable of winning big games. Any school that hires Franklin is accepting they won’t a win a national championship. 

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

So is Tuesday, with the wind.

Here’s to Chubbs, wherever he is.

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34 minutes ago, redswingline said:

Overall point, which I guess I failed to get across is that penn st isn't anything special.

-Last Heisman winner was before I was born

-1 conference title in last 10 years with none on the horizon.

-Last claimed national title was during Reagan's presidency.

 

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34 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Thats sound like major bullshit to me. Whats in it for Adidas to pony up the majority of a $50M buyout? Its not like thats gonna help them sell $50M more shoes and merch.

Agreed.  Why the hell would they do that?

Joe Brady (OC in Buffalo) is a PSU grad. Shine is probably off a bit since he was Burrow’s mentor at LSU a while back.

Just now, Sbbruin said:

Agreed.  Why the hell would they do that?

Germans couldn't handle any more of his bullshit.  

2 hours ago, RPM said:

At least nobody got raped.

They owe that clown $49m.   Someone definitely got raped in that shitty deal. 

2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Aggy is just dumb. And unrealistic. And pissy little brother syndrome. They are not evil to me. Penn State is fucking evil

Counterpoint: ubiquitous, rampant, entrenched racism is kinda, sorta a bit evil.

4 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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there's only one path to topping jimbo's deal !!!

Rumored to be worth $300M

https://gopsusports.com/news/2025/09/5/penn-state-adidas-partnership-2026

UNIVERSITY PARK, Pa. – Penn State Athletics and adidas have announced a transformational, 10-year partnership that will see adidas become the official footwear, uniform, apparel and sideline partner of the Nittany Lions.

This groundbreaking apparel partnership unites the Nittany Lions’ storied legacy of 84 national championships and 327 conference championships with adidas’ industry-leading innovation and vision. The union creates a commitment to elevating the student-athlete experience, enhancing fan engagement and expanding the reach of the Penn State brand. The agreement is effective July 1, 2026.

“Penn State Athletics has been blessed with incredible partners throughout our history, but today, we step into a bold new era,” said Patrick Kraft, Vice President for Intercollegiate Athletics at Penn State University. “From the field to the court, the mat to the pitch, this partnership goes far beyond uniforms, it is unlike anything else in the marketplace. adidas is making an unprecedented commitment to Penn State: delivering record investment in our department, groundbreaking NIL and marketing opportunities, and access to technology and innovation that no other program can match. This agreement sets a new industry standard, fueling championship performances, empowering our student-athletes to grow their personal brands, and creating unmatched platforms for them to shine on the national and global stage. Together, we’re building something that will transform what’s possible for Penn State Athletics and for every student-athlete who wears the Blue & White.”

2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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I keep thinking this.  Psu won't take Rhule even with all the connections probably due to price and the lack of patience to win right away. Rhule likes money though he's yet to use it on wardrobe and proper razors. Elko just fits with quick turnaround potential. Priority he places on offense while being a defensive coach. Recruiting chops. And I don't THINK he will be so expensive that it won't be possible. 

I am gonna wish this into existence. 

47 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Transfer players who we want? 

Surely someone on OL can’t hurt 

6 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Counterpoint: ubiquitous, rampant, entrenched racism is kinda, sorta a bit evil.

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Just wanted to remind everyone that one of these men is 64 years old and one is 48:

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18 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Forneilli thinks Franklin will have his pick of jobs. Specifically mentioned UF

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Um…. I’m pretty sure Gator fans aren’t really searching for a new coach who demonstrably can’t win big games and is viewed by the nation as an abject failure.  

I dunno…. just a wild guess.

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57 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Art Briles is tanned, rested,  and ready

Perfect culture fit 

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