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Jerry Falwell Jr. "may" have a thing for 20 something cock

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2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

It's much easier to day-drink at home than it is in the office.

I second this.

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Asked for comment, Falwell said he's not at Liberty to say. 

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

A former employer also put me on an indefinite leave of absence.  20 years ago.

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Careful what you ask for, my son is colleging at home right now, my wife is here, I can’t drink anything anytime without someone watching, unless I get up at 3am or so. I recommend a second or third home, where you can go relax.  But then you can’t retire, because someone has to pay for that shit.  2020 sucks.  
Thank goodness I still have my 20+ year old groomsman gift aka flask to get me through the day during 2020.

Falwell is so utterly and completely disgusting. I would not want to be that guy on judgment day. The good book is pretty clear about teachers who lead people astray. He’s just playing with fire. 

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

It's much easier to day-drink at home than it is in the office.

Nah, not even close. At work they respect my office door being closed. At home a closed door must be opened.

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Now I know what Falwell Junior sounds like when he’s having sex.

I’m traumatized.

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I'm 75% sure that it was Jerry fucking the pool boy, not the wife

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm 75% sure that it was Jerry fucking the pool boy, not the wife

Why not both? Or both fucking him?/now this.

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm 75% sure that it was Jerry fucking the pool boy, not the wife

This. He was a part of it too 

The wife wasn't involved - Falwell was bleauxing and having buttseks with the pool boy.  They're just trying to run in the wife as some sort of beard as their concept of the best spin that they can possibly put on it.

58 minutes ago, Heisenberg said:

The wife wasn't involved - Falwell was bleauxing and having buttseks with the pool boy.  They're just trying to run in the wife as some sort of beard as their concept of the best spin that they can possibly put on it.

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Fun overlooked time in that article: “Falwell has received praise for keeping the coronavirus at bay from Liberty University.” Uh, Ok. 

Ha saw that come up in google news, and had the same thought as y’all...blaming the wife for an ‘affair’ to cover up his own sins.  I’d love to know how that conversation went.

Paging @Chooky or @RDCanecutter to entertain us with their interpretation on how that proposal to his wife went

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8 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I'm 75% sure that it was Jerry fucking the pool boy, not the wife

The proper term is "throuple."

I wonder if Cohen's upcoming book release forced their hand here and made them want to get ahead of the story. Wasn't he rumored to have helped make some photos go away? The person blackmailing them is probably Trump, lulz. 

1 hour ago, Homercles said:

Ha saw that come up in google news, and had the same thought as y’all...blaming the wife for an ‘affair’ to cover up his own sins.  I’d love to know how that conversation went.

Paging @Chooky or @RDCanecutter to entertain us with their interpretation on how that proposal to his wife went

"Here's how it's going to be, or else the gravy train comes to a halt..."

28 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

 

At first, I thought that video was just creepy, but then I saw the dog wandering around the weight room.

In Evangelicalism, if a Siberian Husky walks past you inappropriately flirting with young girls...God forgives and even re-racks your weights.  

2 hours ago, Homercles said:

Ha saw that come up in google news, and had the same thought as y’all...blaming the wife for an ‘affair’ to cover up his own sins.  I’d love to know how that conversation went.

Paging @Chooky or @RDCanecutter to entertain us with their interpretation on how that proposal to his wife went

Falwell's even weirder than I am, so I won't try to reconstruct his proposal, but I am pretty sure his wife's response was

"OK I'll help yew but I better be gettin a big diamond rang."

They must get up in the morning and flip a coin…. "Heads, I want hair pie. Tails, balls across the nose.” 

 

-dice

If Jesus died for our sins, and we don't sin,  then Jesus died in vain.

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4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Point 1, and this is a strong one: I ain't gonna judge ANYONE for their kink.  Among consenting adults, dude, let your freak flag fly.  Whatever y'all like to do, do it.  Enjoy.  No judging them for that.

Point 2: using your power over others to get them to participate in your kinks (getting attractive young college students to accompany your workout sessions, trips, etc.) voids point 1, because the power dynamic prevents meaningful consent.

Point 3: if you engage in voluntary kink that is outside of the norms, you don't get to be a moral lecturer on sexual norms.  So STFU about gays and all that shit.

Point 4: if you engage in abusing a power dynamic to get your kink on, you don't get to be a moral lecturer on ANYTHING, because you actively victimize people for pleasure.

Summary: Falwell isn't scum because he gets off watching his wife get railed.  He's scum because he abuses his power over others to feed his kinks, and he dares lecture the world on morality and subject us to the most fucking immoral president in history to match up perfectly with his evil hypocrisy. 

So, there's a pretty good argument that Falwell only endorsed Trump, which threw a ton of evangelical support behind Trump, because Trump knew about this shit and blackmailed him. Ain't America awesome?

"Becki and I developed an intimate relationship and Jerry enjoyed watching from the corner of the room."

20 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

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The material Granda showed Reuters includes screenshots from what Granda said was a FaceTime conversation he had with the Falwells in 2019. During that call, Granda said, Becki was naked as the two discussed their relationship while Jerry peeked from behind a door. Reuters was able to verify Granda’s description of the screenshots.

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1 minute ago, Chooky said:

libcucks

every accusation, dude. every single fucking one.

Meh. Falwell is basically your average stereotype corrupt amoral Republican like Manafort, except Paul preferred watching black dudes ball his wife.

Watching dudes bang your wife is basically on the Republican platform now. 

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17 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

So, there's a pretty good argument that Falwell only endorsed Trump, which threw a ton of evangelical support behind Trump, because Trump knew about this shit and blackmailed him. Ain't America awesome?

If I remember right, Fallwell was set to endorse Cruz to the point he had something written up.  Then, suddenly he endorsed Trump.  Wonder why?

The whole married couple/younger guy is a bigger scene that you'd think.

Look I get all the holier than thou hypocrisy attached to all this.  But the huge elephant in the room (or the closet if you want watching his wife getting railed) is the fact that this pool boy got this sweetheart loan deal/money from them personally - than what did the personal trainer who got the land deal do to get his money?

7 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Watching dudes bang your wife is basically on the Republican platform now. 

Goddamn.....this is solid.  It's funny because it's true.

12 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Ceiling Case McCoy approves.

Case was not married or dating the girl he taped.  Not even close, aggy.  

If you don’t think this also happened with Lindsay Graham you’re fooling yourself 

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