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10 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

That’s Eric Badlands Booker. The People’s Champ.

I'm thinking...Eric Badlands Booker Mountain Dew Camacho. Future president. 

That takes about 5 seconds with a two-story beer bong . . . or so I was told the next day.

Reminds me of this dude, quarterton, who chugged 72 oz of OG Four Loko.

 

100 oz of dew...

some quick research tells me that’s 1,375 calories and 362.5 grams of sugar.  in 23 seconds.  he got the ‘beetus.

Hes obviously has the stomach capacity to accomplish this easy..but that fizzy explosion in his head after chugging that much dew at one time had to hurt

Bet he can't eat 50 eggs. 

I can't think of a dumber thing to be known for in life than the guy who can chug the most soda.   Well, I can, but this is up there.

I don't have the worlds healthiest diet and I eat a reasonable share of junkfood but when I'm contemplating eating something shitty I check the calories and form a picture in my mind of how big the blob of fat is that will result from that food.  Sometimes it's worth it, sometimes not.

That Mountain Dew was about 1400 calories.  That's the equivalent of a little less than half a pound of fat.  That dude just put a baseball sized blob of fat on himself in 23 seconds.  

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Shoenice probably not impressed....assuming Shoenice isnt dead. 

56 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

I can't think of a dumber thing to be known for in life than the guy who can chug the most soda.   Well, I can, but this is up there.

I don't have the worlds healthiest diet and I eat a reasonable share of junkfood but when I'm contemplating eating something shitty I check the calories and form a picture in my mind of how big the blob of fat is that will result from that food.  Sometimes it's worth it, sometimes not.

That Mountain Dew was about 1400 calories.  That's the equivalent of a little less than half a pound of fat.  That dude just put a baseball sized blob of fat on himself in 23 seconds.  

1-pound-fat-hands.jpg?resize=469,472

cool. thanks for ruining my life.

1 hour ago, Your Mom said:

I can't think of a dumber thing to be known for in life than the guy who can chug the most soda.   Well, I can, but this is up there.

I don't have the worlds healthiest diet and I eat a reasonable share of junkfood but when I'm contemplating eating something shitty I check the calories and form a picture in my mind of how big the blob of fat is that will result from that food.  Sometimes it's worth it, sometimes not.

That Mountain Dew was about 1400 calories.  That's the equivalent of a little less than half a pound of fat.  That dude just put a baseball sized blob of fat on himself in 23 seconds.  

1-pound-fat-hands.jpg?resize=469,472

chewlies.jpg

4 hours ago, futureman said:

100 oz of dew...

some quick research tells me that’s 1,375 calories and 362.5 grams of sugar.  in 23 seconds.  he got the ‘beetus.

That doesn't look like 100 oz imo

More like 64

5 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Reminds me of this dude, quarterton, who chugged 72 oz of OG Four Loko.

 

RIP

It was impressive.  But it does beg the question---in a country awash in clean water, good coffee, and bountiful alcohol...why do adults drink soft drinks?  

30 minutes ago, Lobo said:

It was impressive.  But it does beg the question---in a country awash in clean water, good coffee, and bountiful alcohol...why do adults drink soft drinks?  

poors

Just now, SHOOTER12 said:

...and derps

This reminds me though of a situation I see daily.

Staying here at a motel in Huntsville for a job, I have a Circle K nextdoor.  I stop in there 2-3 times a day for coffee.  Without fail, there are 2-3 and sometimes as many as 4 women any of who are pushing three bills getting multiple 64oz "Polar Pops". There's nothing more encouraging to eat healthy than seeing a 300+lb woman struggling to get to the counter with 4 of those bad boys at 6am.

TLDR...some people are disgusting idoits.

4 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

This reminds me though of a situation I see daily.

Staying here at a motel in Huntsville for a job, I have a Circle K nextdoor.  I stop in there 2-3 times a day for coffee.  Without fail, there are 2-3 and sometimes as many as 4 women any of who are pushing three bills getting multiple 64oz "Polar Pops". There's nothing more encouraging to eat healthy than seeing a 300+lb woman struggling to get to the counter with 4 of those bad boys at 6am.

TLDR...some people are disgusting idoits.

I get coffee before work every morning at a 711 near my house.  have seen the same whale-woman multiple times getting a double gulp of sugar water and 3-4 pastries.  it’s pure heroin-level addiction. 

16 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

This reminds me though of a situation I see daily.

Staying here at a motel in Huntsville for a job, I have a Circle K nextdoor.  I stop in there 2-3 times a day for coffee.  Without fail, there are 2-3 and sometimes as many as 4 women any of who are pushing three bills getting multiple 64oz "Polar Pops". There's nothing more encouraging to eat healthy than seeing a 300+lb woman struggling to get to the counter with 4 of those bad boys at 6am.

TLDR...some people are disgusting idoits.

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just saw that squidbillies episode last night.

I couldnt watch the chug video. would make me gringe.

3 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

That doesn't look like 100 oz imo

More like 64

Exactly what I was going to post. It’s nowhere near to a gallon (128 oz) in size, and the walls are almost an inch thick.

And he could’ve fit another 5-6 oz. 

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

13 hours ago, Your Mom said:

I can't think of a dumber thing to be known for in life than the guy who can chug the most soda.   Well, I can, but this is up there.

I don't have the worlds healthiest diet and I eat a reasonable share of junkfood but when I'm contemplating eating something shitty I check the calories and form a picture in my mind of how big the blob of fat is that will result from that food.  Sometimes it's worth it, sometimes not.

That Mountain Dew was about 1400 calories.  That's the equivalent of a little less than half a pound of fat.  That dude just put a baseball sized blob of fat on himself in 23 seconds.  

1-pound-fat-hands.jpg?resize=469,472

 

I was walking through my daughter's school last year, and some health class or something had put up posters with say a can of coke, then next to it in a baggie they had the equivalent amount of sugar.

Similar things for other foods. Sometimes it would be fat (crisco or something) in the baggie, sometimes salt. One poster was a big (fake so it wouldn't spoil) steak. Lots of fat apparently in a big steak. 

But the idea was cool, in a horrifying kind of way.

 

 

Edited by High Plains Drifter
grammer po po ever where

8 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Exactly what I was going to post. It’s nowhere near to a gallon (128 oz) in size, and the walls are almost an inch thick.

And he could’ve fit another 5-6 oz. 

But I know the neighborhood
And talk is cheap when the story is good
And the tales grow taller on down the line

1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I was walking through my daughter's school last year, and some health class or something had put up posters with say a can of coke, then next to it in a baggie they had the equivalent amount of sugar.

Similar things for other foods. Sometimes it would be fat (crisco or something) in the baggie, sometimes salt. One poster was a big (fake so it wouldn't spoil) steak. Lots of fat apparently in a big steak. 

But the idea was cool, in a horrifying kind of way.

 

 

It's a great idea doing that, not sure how affective it is.  But can't hurt. 

21 hours ago, RPM said:

Bet he can't eat 50 eggs. 

How long?

7 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

I was walking through my daughter's school last year, and some health class or something had put up posters with say a can of coke, then next to it in a baggie they had the equivalent amount of sugar.

Similar things for other foods. Sometimes it would be fat (crisco or something) in the baggie, sometimes salt. One poster was a big (fake so it wouldn't spoil) steak. Lots of fat apparently in a big steak. 

But the idea was cool, in a horrifying kind of way.

 

 

Steals have good fat.  You tell that school to keep their whore mouths closed about steak 

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18 hours ago, futureman said:

I get coffee before work every morning at a 711 near my house.  have seen the same whale-woman multiple times getting a double gulp of sugar water and 3-4 pastries.  it’s pure heroin-level addiction. 

Get pics...

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