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Someone halfway beat me to it, but I have a wrinkle.

#CJK5H on a plane banner. I'd hit it with a Franklin, anybody else in?

"Herbstreit likes his chili with beans"

"Herbstreit uses liquid smoke"

"Corso still has Enron stock" 

"Herbstreit can understand Orgeron"

7 hours ago, Goodman said:

I'd pay good money to throw tomatoes at that POS.

Seems like a lot of hate for a gay bartender. 

I hope Kirk Herbstreit does of gonorrhea and rots in hell. Would you like a cookie?

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After reading some of these ideas, I have decided that some of you shouldn't be allowed within a mile of a sharpie and poster board. 

Herbstreit is a gigantic bitch!

 

 

-its a work in progress 

And somehow he's still the most likeable guy. That slapdick gameday they had in Orlando was pathetic. He put on a Gators beanie (it was like 90deg by 11AM) then he said he's picking Miami. They corrected em and he played it off "just trying to make sure your paying attention lol" then he did the wave like he had the mascot head on but he's just wearing a stupid Gator beanie...
Poor guy, he's the only one worth watching and we're all watching him slowly turn into a bumbling turbo-Old. AH FUCK IT
 
The GD of last week was NOT in Orlando it was in Bay Lake.

My sign?

GORN!

Honestly, if your goal really is to just get on TV, photoshopping Desmond Howard into various iconic Chapelle's Show scenes is a pretty good place to start.

20 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Honestly, if your goal really is to just get on TV, photoshopping Desmond Howard into various iconic Chapelle's Show scenes is a pretty good place to start.

After all, they all look alike, right? 

10 hours ago, Zavala said:

And somehow he's still the most likeable guy. That slapdick gameday they had in Orlando was pathetic. He put on a Gators beanie (it was like 90deg by 11AM) then he said he's picking Miami. They corrected em and he played it off "just trying to make sure your paying attention lol" then he did the wave like he had the mascot head on but he's just wearing a stupid Gator beanie...

Poor guy, he's the only one worth watching and we're all watching him slowly turn into a bumbling turbo-Old. AH FUCK IT

 

Lee will always be a hero for this one moment right here.

Loved it and still do. I hope he is around for another 10 years.

"Why does it smell like Fletchers everywhere today?"

"I saw Herbstreet kick a pigeon into a wall this morning"

"Geaux Fux Yourselves"  

Someone needs to take this pic:

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And photochop Corso and a big "F" on it.

 

Herbstreit has a stamp collection 

Herbie’s Wife is Friends with Courtney Carano Smith

 

Herbie with a shopped hat with:

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a corn dog?

Image of Herbstriet with photoshopped corndog or pic of coach O

14 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Herbie Stiffed the Bartender at Oil Can Harry's.

Or a simple #OilCanHerbie’s

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How to get a job as a TV personality when you have no personality. 

"Hello, I'm here for the Cesspool."  

or "P.S. Kitchen, your cunt's in the sink."  

Photoshop Herbstreit in place of Rick Perry.

 

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Herbstreit likes Eckrich Smoked Sausage.

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1 hour ago, UTEX_ME said:

aggy is your problem now 

This!!

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Photoshop Herbstreit in place of Rick Perry.

 

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Andouille To Mouth?  

“No one from the SEC wants to be here.”

10 minutes ago, brojangles2 said:

Gameday is a beating. Maybe I’m just an old, but fuck that whole crew. Not remotely entertaining. 

It can be and they are just like every other channel on basic cable now, just trying to fill content.  I stayed up late speculating last night just on location so I could sorta plan how to take my oldest daughter by there maybe on Friday night as they intro the weekend of football ahead.  Sure it's mostly just an advertising grab, but for better or worse-it's a recruiting signal to high school kids who watch the show after a long Friday Night Lights battle.  And for many of us, a nostalgia callback to just 10 years ago when they were a fixture (it seemed) at our games for a long while.  The show itself/predictions mean nothing to me know.  But will be fun to just walk my 4 year old over there for a bit on Friday night just for the spectacle.  And then on Saturday, to wake up with her like Christmas morning and turn on the TV and we'll look at the intro and say, "There's the Tower!  There's the Capitol!  There's Daddy's office!  There's the river!"  But yes, the content is bland as shit.  But it does mean just a little something, just for a few more years, to recruits.  

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