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Nevermind.

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Bring back Ron Franklin

Herbie stole my Valtrex

 

Corso had a stroke and he's the most lucid guy up there

 

Desmond was an affirmative action hire

 

I'd rather hear the Big and Rich song for the next three hours

Make a 4-quadrant poster with representative scores, verbiage and/or graphics from the Ole Miss, Tenn, USCe, and Mizzou games.

noCR..."College Gameday:  Appeasing the lowest common denominator of our electorate since 1987." 

"College Gameday:  because we have to pretend one state university is as good as the next."  

"Corndogs:  Because Rick Perry has to practice somehow."  

1 minute ago, Magus Ossis said:

Make a 4-quadrant poster with representative scores, verbiage and/or graphics from the Ole Miss, Tenn, USCe, and Mizzou games.

Love this.  Just screen shots of the final scores.

9 minutes ago, blacklab said:

Long running joke in sec circles that LSU fans smell like corndogs.

Ah.  Genius.

2 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Can someone explain the corndog reference?

Didn’t know about it until this scene:

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Corso looks really excited to see where she’s about to put it.

1 hour ago, Casual Encounter said:

Didn’t know about it until this scene:

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I'd love to see what all she could do with a corndog.

Flags.  Fuck you.

Edit: wrong thread.  But fuck ou anyway.

Edited by TexArcher

Going to the store tomorrow, this is what I’m thinking right now...

 

Hey Herbstreit,

Is USF (logo) a

cesspool now?

#OKcoolHookEm

As mentioned on twitter, somebody BETTER have Kyle's head on a stick. I'll be on a plane to San Diego, somebody screencap that shit.

How about a little something for Zach Smith, to let him know he's in our thoughts and prayers?

I hope you choke to death while sucking a cock for crack, Zach Smith.

 

#thoughtsandprayers

 

Can we incorporate Zach Smith into the thujone design somehow?   I know dignifying him with signage on TV is beneath us.  But it’s beneath the drunken revelers out there with controversial signs aplenty at the asscrack of dawn.  

5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Problem is, those methheads are too dumb to figure this out. 

Some sign about B12 being 10-0 for Week #1

Tennessee/USCe/Mizzu/OleMiss all 0-1

 

Kyler needs a booster seat to see the game 

Maybe a giant Daniel figurelli head poster on a stick with his name on the back.

Herbie’s head on Coach Kline’s body with his trousers dropped revealing a corn dog tattoo. 

“What Mama don’t know won’t hurt her.”

Or perhaps Joe Burrow with Joe Dirt’s mullet looking at Ed O as the Cajun Man:

“Ya like to see homos naked?”

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We are playing a too 10 matchup against a team coached by a cheating ass, binder toting mushmouth  and who's fans smell of corn dogs, whilst the fuckstick who said our climate was a cesspool sits on his high horse and adjudicates the proceedings.

Anybody who produces and takes a sign giving those fucking retards in College Station one moment of time or attention should be personally tazed in the face by CDC upon showing up.

8 hours ago, Enchubben said:

Maybe a giant Daniel figurelli head poster on a stick with his name on the back.

This for sure needs to happen.  

5 hours ago, Texasrocks said:

Nutria! It's what's for dinner!

Nice hat! 

Dear LSU fans, if you run out of toilet paper, use your degree 

I was clearly told by many SEC fans that a degree from the flagship public school in one state is just as good as the degree from the flagship public school in the next state.  Alabama, Auburn, Mississippi, Mississippi State, Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, South Carolina, and LSU.  In their eyes, and sports rivalries aside, they're all just as good as each other and worth the same as any other major public flagship in other states.  (full disclosure-aside from the private school, Florida, Missouri, Georgia, and Texas A&M---which I consider to at least be passable colleges and every single fucking agency would agree they are decent but not good).  But SEC fans actually believe, because of the backwards ass bubble they live in that University of "My State" is as good as University of Michigan, University of North Carolina, University of California, University of Colorado, or the University of Texas.  They don't know their place.  Most of their schools are garbage.  A bill of goods sold to people who don't know any better.  Much like certain denominations or political figures.  They cheer for one another outside of the 1:1 games because they haven't been taught to think for themselves.  They don't know that the joke is on them, as an aggregate.  We've contained them where we can see 'em.  

So you’re going to write really small? Might be hard to see.

You see, it'll be a series of plates.  

I think we should do something for either Zach Smith, Mayor Steve Adler, or Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick.  I dunno yet.

But the SEC one shouldn't even be colorful or terribly busy...just black marker on white posterboard, "Your conference is frequently good at football, but most of you need to come to terms with life.  You are attending expensive community colleges.  Work out a payment plan accordingly."  

Somethings wrong with coach O’s 

Medulla oblongata

TIGERS BLEUX

On 9/1/2019 at 6:19 PM, smoky said:

Bring back Ron Franklin

i'll venmo someone to do this. 

“Born on the Bayou” is Ed O’s biography ~ John Fogerty 

8 hours ago, BigXII said:

TIGERS BLEUX

I think I just bleaux myself, Michael.  

Well, they both have a nice roux going.  Just different ingredients.

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