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Cindy ought to toss sweep until ucla 56 has to be carted off the field in a front end loader

Just now, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Who are these insufferable dipshits calling this game?

Idk but Pat McAfee just said UF-Miami was a great game and he was really impressed with Franks. 

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Just tried a line stunt with 56 and he's so slow I don't even think they need to block him

Idk but Pat McAfee just said UF-Miami was a great game and he was really impressed with Franks. 
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That was the last straw before I hit mute
4 minutes ago, Iceman said:

North Shore has more D-1 players than Cincinnati.

Mustangs lead Katy 21-7 at the half.

 

Well they probably get paid more than the Cincy players. 

4 minutes ago, Iceman said:

North Shore has more D-1 players than Cincinnati.

Mustangs lead Katy 21-7 at the half.

 

Well they probably get paid more than the Cincy players. 

Just now, Underdog said:

Well they probably get paid more than the Cincy players. 

The Katy kids?

 

Fo sho.

4 minutes ago, Iceman said:

North Shore has more D-1 players than Cincinnati.

Mustangs lead Katy 21-7 at the half.

 

Well they probably get paid more than the Cincy players. 

26 minutes ago, Hurtlocker said:

I kind of skipped to the end of the thread, but am I the first one to say that UCLA looks terrible?

Why is UCLA this bad?

Narrator: He was not the first to say this.

I just let my wife turn on some show on Investigation Discovery because I could not stand listening to Hasselback anymore. That mother fucker is insufferable to listen to. 

After Arizona and UCLA's performance, its not going to matter what Oregon does, at all.

Just now, Newy25 said:

I just let my wife turn on some show on Investigation Discovery because I could not stand listening to Hasselback anymore. That mother fucker is insufferable to listen to. 

Him and McAfee in the same both is an auditory abortion

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Well, it appears our quarterback sucks fuck ass.

Just now, Sbbruin said:

Well, it appears our quarterback sucks fuck ass.

Dayum! 

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Well, it appears our quarterback sucks fuck ass.

He's not alone.  What's the fans take on Ucla's program?

Well it looks like UCLA is already mentally talking shit about Chip to their friends in Westwood.

14 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Who are these insufferable dipshits calling this game?

I keep walking in thinking I'm listening to Petros Papadakis.

"state of Cincinnati" has been said four times without correction lolol

"Coco Gauff isn't legal... legally allowed to drive a car I mean. For seven months."

You're supposed to be the smart one, Adam.

1 minute ago, gmr548 said:

"state of Cincinnati" has been said four times without correction lolol

They're talking about Fickell's version of the State of Miami recruiting play the U used to have.

Beach boy Santa coaches at Ucla?

36 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

UCLA is getting so thoroughly outplayed. I can’t believe it. Cinci outgaining UCLA 292-119. 

Cincy went 11-2 last year, they ain’t a pushover. Don’t take them lightly. 

13 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

McAfee sucks

He's like a virus.

Whoops. UCLA is still (sort of) alive. Can DTR march them down the field?

 

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Fuck the haters

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Negged

25 minutes ago, Fire Jack Chevigny said:

Who are these insufferable dipshits calling this game?

i just tuned in, but they are almost as bad as the aggy announcers

21 minutes ago, texifornia said:

WHY is this a three man booth

Because the standard pregame show has 10 people.  Of course more is better.

10 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

UCLA would absolutely lose to Kansas.

yet this squad wll have about 8 guys drafted in the next 3 drafts. 

Ucla can still win this, I'm just seriously doubtful unless they open up the offense 

4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Cincy went 11-2 last year, they ain’t a pushover. Don’t take them lightly. 

Yeah they're not bad. From the bits and pieces I've watched I'd say they are pretty sound in terms of execution/assignments, but they are noticably slow on defense. OL is not bad at all.

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Blind side blocks being a penalties sucks ass. 

no shit. It's classic football , especially the face to face. 

Reminds me of this classic , which today would be illegal 

 

Just now, Loco said:

Ucla can still win this, I'm just seriously doubtful unless they open up the offense 

Problem is, that puts more emphasis on DTR not doing rock stupid shit with the football. This offense seems to be doing ok for them but it's sloooow.

Jfc Cincy. Some really painful penalties stopping them from killing the game off.

Hoooooly shit DTR. How can Kelly gameplan around a QB who can't throw or make decisions?

I’m surprised Bruins don’t have a better QB.

I am entertained. /noannouncers

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