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It’s really a bummer when the season is over after one game.

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

It’s really a bummer when the season is over after one game.

Buck up SB. At least Tyrone Willingham is not your coach .

3 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

It’s really a bummer when the season is over after one game.

That's what we thought last year. Sometimes it turns out ok, especially when the loss is OOC.

1 minute ago, ButtFumble said:

yea but an away game

Immaterial. It's much, much, much bigger. Expect them to bring their A game. 

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Immaterial. It's much, much, much bigger. Expect them to bring their A game. 

well they better because what they brought tonight will get them throttled at the shoe

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4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That's what we thought last year. Sometimes it turns out ok, especially when the loss is OOC.

No. We are spending like the big boys.  Our facilities are second to none.  Our coach is supposed to be all world.  And we still suck.  The pain is more than I can bear.  Honestly. I have invested so much emotional capital into this team.  For nothing.  It’s fucking brutal.

1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

No. We are spending like the big boys.  Our facilities are second to none.  Our coach is supposed to be all world.  And we still suck.  The pain is more than I can bear.  Honestly. I have invested so much emotional capital into this team.  For nothing.  It’s fucking brutal.

Seriously this reads just like our board after Maryland last year.

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12 minutes ago, Al_4_ISU said:

I got the impression they ruled TD and then overturned.  That makes more sense.  I still think they fucked up, but it makes more sense.

Never even considered a TD since whistle blew at time of recovery.  Best case for UCLA at that point was for review to overturn call on field of no fumble and UCLA would have been awarded the ball at the spot of the fumble recovery.

That said, exploring the QB depth chart is probably a smart choice. DTR looks horribad, and doesn't even have that Swoopes-ian puppydog "at least he's trying" vibe.

sucks, maybe a strongly worded letter to your AD.   I think Chip played both our programs, but it's looking like you guys might have gotten the worst of it.  Just beat USC ... is that too much to ask?

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

Never even considered a TD since whistle blew at time of recovery.  Best case for UCLA at that point was for review to overturn call on field of no fumble and UCLA would have been awarded the ball at the spot of the fumble recovery.

I couldnt tell that at all with no sound.  Broadcast put the UCLA score on the board.  No one quit on the play.  Etc.

Just now, texifornia said:

That said, exploring the QB depth chart is probably a smart choice. DTR looks horribad, and doesn't even have that Swoopes-ian puppydog "at least he's trying" vibe.

Yeah DTR sure hasn't developed into his ranking of #2 dual-threat QB.  Not sure DTR's a good enough passer for Chip to be able to really open up the Bruin offense??

27 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That's what we thought last year. Sometimes it turns out ok, especially when the loss is OOC.

Ehhh. This UCLA team is much more 2015 UT than 2018 UT.

Hang in there, @Sbbruin. I feel for ya.

Just now, Burt Macklin said:

Ehhh. This UCLA team is much more 2015 UT than 2018 UT.

Hang in there, @Sbbruin. I feel for ya.

sssshhh we're trying to stop a death from alcohol poisoning here

Just now, texifornia said:

sssshhh we're trying to stop a death from alcohol poisoning here

We didn’t lose any Surly posters from 2010 to now (at least not that I’m aware of), so I’m confident SBBruin will persevere.

23 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

No. We are spending like the big boys.  Our facilities are second to none.  Our coach is supposed to be all world.  And we still suck.  The pain is more than I can bear.  Honestly. I have invested so much emotional capital into this team.  For nothing.  It’s fucking brutal.

If I didn't know better i'd have thought this was an aggy talking about their team.

No. We are spending like the big boys.  Our facilities are second to none.  Our coach is supposed to be all world.  And we still suck.  The pain is more than I can bear.  Honestly. I have invested so much emotional capital into this team.  For nothing.  It’s fucking brutal.
Only first game bruin...its not a P5 schedule but cincy was 11-2 last year

Dont get to down...we lost to maryland TWICE!!!
24 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That said, exploring the QB depth chart is probably a smart choice. DTR looks horribad, and doesn't even have that Swoopes-ian puppydog "at least he's trying" vibe.

Their best QB is ineligible this year after transferring from Washington. The 2/3 QBs were three stars, one of whom hasn’t taken a snap in three years, and the other is a 5-11 true freshman from Hutto.

2 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Their best QB is ineligible this year after transferring from Washington. The 2/3 QBs were three stars, one of whom hasn’t taken a snap in three years, and the other is a 5-11 true freshman from Hutto.

A couple people came on the recruiting board talking about how good that Hutto kid could be. Not this year, though.

Chip getting paid not to give a shit.  

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2 minutes ago, JohnnyRage said:

Is SBBruin dead yet?

Just about.  I’m so depressed you have no idea.

UCLA QB is ass my dudes

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need to schedule atm more

Just now, Sbbruin said:

Just about.  I’m so depressed you have no idea.

Buy a burnt orange polo, watch some YouTube clips about Freddie Steinmark and Sam Ehlinger, drink that vodka in your left and the gin in your right, and tune in to the Texas game when you come to on Saturday.

58 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

It’s really a bummer when the season is over after one game.

Chin up. You could always hook a marlin on the way out to Catalina ...

13 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Just about.  I’m so depressed you have no idea.

Yeah, you're one of us now dawg. Jump ship and sail your sail boat to Austin one weekend for a UT Home Game. Or join me for my  22nd TX/ou game.

 

6 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

Chip getting paid not to give a shit.  

Chip needs to start paying some recruits a cut of his salary.

20 hours ago, Fud said:

Ohio State should have hired Campbell, but I also thought that Fickell was a better option than Day 

Ohio State did contact Campbell and he told them he wasn't interested. 

1 minute ago, Seneca Tinsley said:

Ohio State did contact Campbell and he told them he wasn't interested. 

Pretty sure this isn't true

Just now, Fud said:

Pretty sure this isn't true

Pretty sure you have no idea what you're talking about. What I stated I know to be true. 

Campbell has turned down multiple jobs that are historically better than Iowa State, but I don't know that Ohio State is one of them.  Tennessee is for sure.

At this point, there are two jobs I see him leaving for:  Ohio State and Notre Dame.  I think Ohio State views Ryan Day as their Lincoln Riley, and I hope he is.  As much as I don't like Ohio State, I'd rather them not look for a coach for a long damn time.

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1 minute ago, Seneca Tinsley said:

Pretty sure you have no idea what you're talking about. What I stated I know to be true. 

Whatever helps you sleep at night 

 

Just now, Fud said:

Whatever helps you sleep at night 

 

Actually what I know about Campbell & Ohio State does help me sleep at night.

2 minutes ago, Seneca Tinsley said:

Actually what I know about Campbell & Ohio State does help me sleep at night.

That's cute

3 minutes ago, Fud said:

That's cute

Don't know what's cute about it, but the info is absolutely accurate. 

8 minutes ago, Seneca Tinsley said:

Don't know what's cute about it, but the info is absolutely accurate. 

You're either full of shit, or you believe some bullshit that was fed to you. From a good friend who has coached with Campbell and who is connected to Ohio State, he wasn't offered the Ohio State job, and he didn't turn it down. They went with Day from the very beginning. 

5 minutes ago, Fud said:

You're either full of shit, or you believe some bullshit that was fed to you. From a good friend who has coached with Campbell and who is connected to Ohio State, he wasn't offered the Ohio State job, and he didn't turn it down. They went with Day from the very beginning. 

Well I know who told me what happened , so yeah, I absolutely believe it. BTW: I never said Campbell was offered the job. I said he was contacted and he told them he wasn't interested. 

I really wish Chip Kelly had gone to Aggy that would have been a match in dumpster heaven except that Chip probably wouldn't know how to operate the roller coaster to get the expectations ramped up to irrational levels.

I can't remember how long Chip Kelley has been there. Has he had time to recruit a QB? Because that dude was turrible.

This is year 2 of the the Chip-arm (similar to a babyarm) experience in Westwood.

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10 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

If you believe any coach stays at Iowa State over tOSU, you’re a fucking moron.

I don't think I'm a moron as that would put my IQ level somewhere between 0 - 25, but I know what I was told and I know who told me. You can believe it or not.

Can we not stray too far from the subject at hand, which is Sbbruin’s well being? Dude’s last post was him firing a warning flare off of his yacht, and nobody’s even checked in on the guy. What if he ran out of booze, or nicotine for that matter. He’s one of the good ones, and I’ll be damned if we lose him on my watch.

12 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

How does UCLA not have a better QB on the bench?

How do you expect a Pac-12 program in the middle of Los Angeles to find good QBs?

11 hours ago, texifornia said:

Seriously this reads just like our board after Maryland last year.

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UCLA has a big recruiting problem, though. Oregon is getting the elite Southern Cal talent and USC is getting the remaining guys.

8 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

Can we not stray too far from the subject at hand, which is Sbbruin’s well being? Dude’s last post was him firing a warning flare off of his yacht, and nobody’s even checked in on the guy. What if he ran out of booze, or nicotine for that matter. He’s one of the good ones, and I’ll be damned if we lose him on my watch.

He may need some time to grieve alone.

9 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

Can we not stray too far from the subject at hand, which is Sbbruin’s well being? Dude’s last post was him firing a warning flare off of his yacht, and nobody’s even checked in on the guy. What if he ran out of booze, or nicotine for that matter. He’s one of the good ones, and I’ll be damned if we lose him on my watch.

It's still early out there.  I'm assuming he's stumbling around the yacht, trying to find the coffee maker.

7 minutes ago, Bevo said:

UCLA has a big recruiting problem, though. Oregon is getting the elite Southern Cal talent and USC is getting the remaining guys.

And Chip hates recruiting 

Chip never had to rebuild anything. He took over the keys from Mike Bellotti who's last season as head coach, Oregon was 10-3

I'm not saying he won't turn things around, but there isn't some proven track record of making something out of nothing. 

7 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Chip never had to rebuild anything. He took over the keys from Mike Bellotti who's last season as head coach, Oregon was 10-3

I'm not saying he won't turn things around, but there isn't some proven track record of making something out of nothing. 

I don't think he can turn things around. There is a huge lack of talent on the team and since Chip hates recruiting, that talent gap will continue. The past offseason, Kelly had to know that he had talent problems that he could have partially addressed the portal, but he didn't put forth the effort. I just don't see things changing for the better.

2 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I don't think he can turn things around. There is a huge lack of talent on the team and since Chip hates recruiting, that talent gap will continue. The past offseason, Kelly had to know that he had talent problems that he could have partially addressed the portal, but he didn't put forth the effort. I just don't see things changing for the better.

Per 247, 40th ranked class, .8569 average. What makes you think he can't win titles with guys like that?

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