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Cooking chicken and sausage for about 40 guys next weekend.  If the only side we have is potato salad, how much of it do you think we need?  Just about everyone there will mostly be concerned with drinking too much.

 

3-3.5lbs per person.  See my " I'm selling premade tubs of potato salad for a lot of people" thread.

I'm thinking about finding a company that sells cement trucks full of potato salad.  That way I can keep it well mixed and it won't seize up on us.

Edited by kevwun

just in case this is a serious question, go with the serving size suggestion on the nutritional facts label. 

 

17 minutes ago, kevwun said:

I'm thinking about finding a company that sells cement trucks full of potato salad.  That way I can keep it well mixed and it won't seize up on us.

Nah. Then you'll have mashed potato salad which is ok but not what you want here. You want a nice waxy potato like a Yukon Gold. No mustard but maybe a hint of dill. 

1 pint per 3 people if that's all you're having as a side. Just a guess. 

10 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

just in case this is a serious question, go with the serving size suggestion on the nutritional facts label. 

It was a serious question at one point, but has since take a turn for the Surly.

There is no such thing as a stupid question.  Only stupid people, who ask questions.

 

 

Oh, and PM Sysco Foods.

Alternatively, PM US Foods.

Is White Swan still around?

 

 

 

(Answering my own question, no, they merged/acquisition with US Foods in 1993.  So cross them off, then.

 

 

 

Wait....do you not have access to 1) a grocery store that sells the frozen trays of Luby's mac and cheese and 2) an oven?

Alternate question, if you answer those wrong -- are you a commie who hates America and freedom?

We do not have an oven onsite.  This is all mainly an excuse to drink with some skeet shooting mixed in.

It's not, but we are putting as little effort as possible in to the food.

Just now, kevwun said:

It's not, but we are putting as little effort as possible in to the food.

Then hire a stripper to pick up and deliver a shitload of tator tots from Sonic.  Winning all the way around.

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Then hire a stripper to pick up and deliver a shitload of tator tots from Sonic.  Winning all the way around.

Do we have to tip the strippers if they don’t wear rollerskates?

25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait....do you not have access to 1) a grocery store that sells the frozen trays of Luby's mac and cheese and 2) an oven?

Alternate question, if you answer those wrong -- are you a commie who hates America and freedom?

This is the tubs o' sides thread.  The "I'm buying premade trays of sides for a lot of people" thread is over there ------------------------->

 

 

 

Or, it isn't.

11 minutes ago, Clackles said:

Do we have to tip the strippers if they don’t wear rollerskates?

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53 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Wait....do you not have access to 1) a grocery store that sells the frozen trays of Luby's mac and cheese and 2) an oven?

Alternate question, if you answer those wrong -- are you a commie who hates America and freedom?

Wait...  what? 

Fuck me.  

Just go a head and put HEB on Mt. Rushmore. 

Just now, Underdog said:

Fuck me.  

Just go a head and put HEB on Mt. Rushmore. 

I too was unaware so I used the power of the intertrons.   Figured he meant Stouffers or some shit.  Nope. 

2 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

just in case this is a serious question, go with the serving size suggestion on the nutritional facts label. 

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Just now, conVINCEd said:

And for our dfw folks who don’t have access to regular HEB:

 

Poor unfortunate souls.

Yeah.  Going to have to add that to the list for jr to bring up here next month. 

1 hour ago, kevwun said:

We do not have an oven onsite.  This is all mainly an excuse to drink with some skeet shooting mixed in.

Sounds more like skeet skeet skeet shooting to me. 

Buy half as much food as you need, put it on a little table in the middle of everybody. Find out who really wants it.

3 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

And for our dfw folks who don’t have access to regular HEB:

https://centralmarket.com/product/lubys-macaroni-and-cheese40-oz/

I’ll be picking up some this weekend. 

with that luby's frozen mac n cheese buy twice as much as you think you'll need.  speaking from personal experience.

Edited by gsoda3

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Fuck me.  

Just go a head and put HEB on Mt. Rushmore. 

It gets better... they also sell the Luby's fried fish.

 

Gotdam Luann Platter at home

Premade tubs. The Vic Mackey special.

8 hours ago, luke duke said:

 

 

 

Skip the sides and spend the money on booze. No matter what they say, the guys will want more booze. 

Edited by HornPhD

1 hour ago, smoky said:

It gets better... they also sell the Luby's fried fish.

 

Gotdam Luann Platter at home

What about livers & onions?  That was my LP staple. 

17 hours ago, kevwun said:

We do not have an oven onsite.  This is all mainly an excuse to drink with some skeet shooting mixed in.

A lot of drinking and skeet shooting. Yea that's a combination that's sure to end well. 

Edited by Mo Horn

18 hours ago, Clackles said:

Do we have to tip the strippers if they don’t wear rollerskates?

Only if you don't have a brand new key 

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

A lot of drinking and skeet shooting. Yea that's a combination that's sure to end well. 

So you sound like you might be a commie yankee SJW fakenews lover!!! 

On 8/30/2019 at 7:39 AM, Mo Horn said:

A lot of drinking and skeet shooting. Yea that's a combination that's sure to end well. 

It's called "Shotgun Brunch".

On 8/29/2019 at 3:27 PM, conVINCEd said:

I too was unaware so I used the power of the intertrons.   Figured he meant Stouffers or some shit.  Nope. 

Ha.  We've been taking Luby's frozen mac 'n cheese to every family potluck dinner for years now.  Cook it, put it it in a different bowl, claim it's yours.  It kicks ass.

Used to do the same with Bill Miller BBQ, then we stopped getting invited to potlucks.  

1) shithebmakeswhenitsopen.potatosalad.gif

2) pot o beans stick em in da crock pot on high for 4 hours with some seasoning and walla

3) tub o Rudy's cream corn, shit maybe move it to #1

4) Four Roses Select because fuck it, it's what's for dessert right now you fuckers

28 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Potato salad is nasty, serve Takis Fuego instead.

Shut your whore mouth

On 8/29/2019 at 2:28 PM, kevwun said:

It's not, but we are putting as little effort as possible in to the food.

a pot of beans basically cooks itself.  

On 8/30/2019 at 7:39 PM, Mo Horn said:

A lot of drinking and skeet shooting. Yea that's a combination that's sure to end well. 

Only an issue if you invite Dick Cheney.

1 hour ago, Redneck Mutha said:

1) shithebmakeswhenitsopen.potatosalad.gif

2) pot o beans stick em in da crock pot on high for 4 hours with some seasoning and walla

3) tub o Rudy's cream corn, shit maybe move it to #1

4) Four Roses Select because fuck it, it's what's for dessert right now you fuckers

a tub of rudy's cream corn is like $40 / gallon.

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