August 29, 20196 yr ....and then he actually finishes with a decent point in a weirdly roundabout way?
August 29, 20196 yr I'll just drop this old news story here, for posterity: Ex-NFL RB Larry Johnson believes he has CTE Quote Former NFL running back Larry Johnson said in an interview he believes he suffers from chronic traumatic encephalopathy, a brain disease known as CTE. CTE, which doctors say can be caused by repeated blows to the head, can only be diagnosed after death. The 38-year-old Johnson, who last played in the NFL in 2011, told the Washington Post he is convinced he is living with CTE as he battles self-destructive impulses in what he calls "the demons." Johnson described multiple symptoms of anxiety, paranoia, intense headaches, the jitters, mood swings, violence and forgetfulness, which he calls "Blank spots." "If I can't remember who I was, I've got YouTube; I've got music videos that I'm making for myself, so when I watch these things I can remember," Johnson told the Washington Post. "I'm trying to get these things in order so she knows who I am and what I came from." Johnson described an incident when those demons pushed him toward the barrier of a rooftop deck of an apartment building, urging him to "jump." "One is telling you to do it; one is telling you don't," Johnson, a two-time Pro Bowler in 2005 and 2006 with the Kansas City Chiefs, told the newspaper. "One is telling you it'd be fun." Johnson said he wonders if he will end up like former New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez, who committed suicide in jail in April while serving a life sentence for murder. "A bittersweet thing: I'm going to be free of everything that's holding me down," Johnson said. "The same way Aaron thought: I'm going to be gone from this world, but I'm still going to be able to take care of my child, because that's all I care about." Johnson has a history of violence off the field -- he has been arrested six times, five of which were for various assault charges against women.
August 29, 20196 yr Someone want to let ol' Larry know about Rosie Grier? That Merlin Olsen was an FTD spokesperson?
August 29, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said: Pretty sure Orakpo and Mike Griffen would curb stomp him on and off the field Nah. There's no curbs on the field, so they'd just stomp him.
August 29, 20196 yr Just now, Walden Ponderer said: Nah. There's no curbs on the field, so they'd just stomp him. They can always drag him outside the stadium and start with the ticket booth
August 29, 20196 yr I’m calling bullshit, Larry. The single most homosexual action in all of male sports is a friggin relic now due to the proliferation of the spread offense. EXPLAIN THAT, Larry. Edited August 29, 20196 yr by CheesePie
August 29, 20196 yr pretty compelling argument. people don't dress like i do, plus they shoot 3s. ergo, gay.
August 29, 20196 yr I regularly touch penis, so I guess he's right. I mean it's my own penis, but I touch it a lot, so I guess I'm just really gay. For myself.
August 29, 20196 yr 11 minutes ago, 'stache said: I regularly touch penis, so I guess he's right. I mean it's my own penis, but I touch it a lot, so I guess I'm just really gay. For myself. For some reason that bit by Ron White on "heterosexual porn" comes to mind. And you know Larry likes a guy with a nice, long cuhahhhh!!!
August 29, 20196 yr 3 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said: Penn State in the house! Larry, show us on the doll where Jerry touched you... Honestly, I'd say that he got out of Happy Valley better than most.
August 29, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, 'stache said: I regularly touch penis, so I guess he's right. I mean it's my own penis, but I touch it a lot, so I guess I'm just really gay. For myself.
August 29, 20196 yr 53 minutes ago, SA-KC_Horn said: The pride of Skyline High school. Was a beast at UNLV
August 29, 20196 yr There’s a lot to try to wrap my mind around. Freemasons? Gay Mafia? LGBTQ dollars? NFL collaboration? You can’t actually “make somebody gay”, but I suppose theoretically you could condition people to think effeminate male fashion and mannerisms are attractive. Hype men and cheerleaders, which essentially is advertising, certainly have a psychological impact. That is known. I haven’t seen any studies but if I had to guess I would say that the majority of straight males on the planet are at least somewhat into sports already. Is he, perhaps unknowingly, merely suggesting that there is an effort to pander to the rest of the planet and get more “feminine andLGBTQ dollars” by making athletes more attractive to feminine and LGBTQ folks? I guess that’s not inconceivable. BUT, nobody is making anybody gay. Lulz. Not sure if that’s a miscalculation on his part or on OP‘s part. I think the actual conclusion is more about him having Fad-phobia to the particular fashion and style right now and I can’t say I blame him there.
August 29, 20196 yr Counterpoint: ghAyT&T is showing that damn "Boy Bands Not Dancing" ad 100 times per football game, so LJ may be onto something.
August 29, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, 'stache said: I regularly touch penis, so I guess he's right. I mean it's my own penis, but I touch it a lot, so I guess I'm just really gay. For myself. I felt a little less gay after watching this... Edited August 29, 20196 yr by sushihorn
August 29, 20196 yr 16 minutes ago, sushihorn said: I felt a little less gay after watching this... She died of cancer. God doesn't like you touching yourself, Kent. Edited August 29, 20196 yr by Deej
August 30, 20196 yr Well shit, I had better start carrying my .357 Magnum Ruger SP101 in a proper holster instead of the custom leather fanny pack.
August 30, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said: Pretty sure Orakpo and Mike Griffen would curb stomp him on and off the field I'm out of Rep, but this. Beat Fucking Down.
August 30, 20196 yr Wait, there are people that DON'T think Freemasons are making sports fans gay? Jesus, y'all need to wake up.
August 30, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Deej said: She died of cancer. God doesn't like you touching yourself, Kent. For a moment I thought you had confused her with the girl from The Waitresses (who also died of cancer) but sadly I was mistaken.
August 30, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Armybrat said: Well shit, I had better start carrying my .357 Magnum Ruger SP101 in a proper holster instead of the custom leather fanny pack. Custom leather? You mean rich, Corinthian leather?
August 30, 20196 yr What in the actual fuck? Being heterosexual is in no way a prerequisite to appreciating sports. This guy is reaching like a motherfucker to come up with some correlation between his perceived "homosexual agenda" and people liking sports or a team or a player. I'm glad people can be who they are and it not interfere with other things in life. It's only a problem for this guy possibly because he is uncomfortable with it? Idk. Fuck man. Just let other people do their thing. You dont have to be a bitch about it.
August 30, 20196 yr Either the concussions are starting to have an affect or he got waaaaaaaay too deep into a YouTube rabbit hole.
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