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Dallas Cowboys 2019 Season Thread -- Aaaah Zeke Out?

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#2251
8 hours ago, Tired Horn said:

Did he give them some cookies and hot chocolate, too?

for a 2 minute video?

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#2252
The comment section on his Twitter post asking for fans to vote him in is fucking gold lol. Clearly wasn’t expecting that when he posted it. 
He's a fucking tool. If Jaylon makes the Pro Bowl this year, just shut the whole thing down and never bring it back.
#2253
11 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

So Garrett showed the team videos of their greatest plays to motivate the players and turn around their season. Tomorrow they're all going to hold hands and sing Kumbaya. That seals it folks, Super Bowl champs baby. 

Apparently it included several plays from last year as well.  Embarrassing that we have to go back to last year just to show enough good plays, couldn't find enough from this year 

#2254
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:
7 hours ago, youdunnf said:
The comment section on his Twitter post asking for fans to vote him in is fucking gold lol. Clearly wasn’t expecting that when he posted it. 

He's a fucking tool. If Jaylon makes the Pro Bowl this year, just shut the whole thing down and never bring it back.

Thing is, there’s a good chance he does make it because:

1. He’s a cowboy and this shit is a popularity contest 

2. I think he’s top 5 in the league in tackles

3. There are going to be plenty of guys that play his position that bow out either because they make the super bowl, they get hurt, or they make deep playoff runs and don’t feel like going 

#2260

And about Garrett showing highlight reels, fucking lmao. That shows what a clueless clown he is. Real coaches would be working with the staff to try and figure out adjustments and schemes. How to get their guys in the best position to win. Look at the Rams tape and break it down to find their weaknesses and what they can exploit. And what the Rams will want to do and gameplan accordingly. But not our coach. He's going to put highlight reels together because he has no idea how to coach. I don't think he has created a gameplan in his life besides his original one when he became a OC. Same for defense. We run the same exact offense and defense for over a decade no matter what the situation is or who we play. Clap clap clap clap

#2265

I wish I lived in a world where skip bayless vomiting feces as work product got him to the unemployment line, instead of publishing and broadcasting his feces all over for 30 years. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

#2274
4 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Wearing the blues at home again like a franchise that doesn’t have a fucking identity. Wtf are we doing lol?

more important to sell blue jerseys. thanks Jerry!

#2277
Just now, Nicole44 said:

Erin Andrews hair looks like ass.

 

To be fair, it's growing out of Erin Andrews.

#2280
Just now, LonghornJudas said:

You're right. Brings her down to about an 8.75.

In Lubbock.

#2284
1 minute ago, RPM said:

In Lubbock.

Bullshit.

plenty of better tail than that fucking cunt in the LBK.

#2291

Dak is a fucking idiot if he said he wanted to kick instead of defer. Unbelievable. He even said “are you sure you want to kick”. That’s honestly one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen on a football field. 

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#2293

Garrett coached team in a nutshell. Can't even get the coin toss right. 

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#2294
Just now, Mo Horn said:

Garrett coached team in a nutshell. Can't even get the cointoss right. 

That isn’t on Garrett. You learn that shit in middle school football. Some things go without saying. 

#2299

Showing the team highlights was a genius move. Garrett has fixed the Cowboys. Championship....

 

#2300
4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

Erin Andrews hair looks like ass.

 

It always looks bad. It's like she hates it, can't find anyone to fix it properly, or maybe she just doesn't care about how it looks.

The last possibility would be unfortunate because it's wasted potential, and not every woman is born with hair with potential.

Maybe with her "clothing line" started she feels like she's on the gravy train and doesn't need to bother anymore.

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