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blah blah blah...trump... drink. blah blah blah... liberal... drink... blah blah blah fox news... drink... blah blah blah... fake news... drink.

 

this is is pointless. it once had a point. drink.

Keep drinking.  You're almost there, and I believe in you.  Hook 'em.  

But since you're here, for the love of God, vote "D."  Yes, even Biden if it comes down to it.

Throw on some tan slacks and go save this country, Snacks!  You could be Obama 2.0!

 

Just need to take a quick look at that birth certificate...

And Lenny Bruce is not afraid 

1 hour ago, Thetexashammer said:

This is peak entertainment. It'll never be better than this.

Dude. They used to beat each other on the floor and duel to the death.

Peak entertainment in politics happened a long time ago.

15 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Dude. They used to beat each other on the floor and duel to the death.

are you threatening me?

I live in a country where 150 politicians were supposedly murdered in 2018, so removal from office is still serious business some places.

19 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Dude. They used to beat each other on the floor and duel to the death.

Peak entertainment in politics happened a long time ago.

Except only a handful of people got to witness duels and beatdowns on the Senate floor.

Now everyone gets to witness the slightest borborygmus from the shithead du jour.

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@Snacks you alive over there?

I can't drink every time something stupid gets said or done. I'd be in the jail or the morgue. 

It helps to have an appreciation for the absurd. 

The circuses MUST be closed because DC is full of clowns, right folks?!

How could you hate politics? That's like hating a good 30-minute monster peanut-and-corn shit while reading a yellowed Mickey Spillane paperback while you can hear your Jersey Shore neighbors across the alley screaming and throwing stuff at each other in their kitchen.

  • 4 weeks later...
On 8/30/2019 at 8:27 PM, Snacks said:

 

blah blah blah...trump... drink. blah blah blah... liberal... drink... blah blah blah fox news... drink... blah blah blah... fake news... drink.

 

this is is pointless. it once had a point. drink.

 

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I raise a glass to you, good sir.

Edited by Thetexashammer

Just wait till 2020.  If you think it’s bad now, buckle up.

16 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Just wait till 2020.  If you think it’s bad now, buckle up.

You mean, after Trump gets reelected?

I don’t think that can be described with the English language.

1 hour ago, Thetexashammer said:

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I raise a glass to you, good sir.

My unsolicited advice is for you to stop voting and stick with watching cfb, since you clearly suck at politics so much.

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