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7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Sam Ehlinger is unquestionably the best QB Texas has and anyone else even feigning to receive starter snaps is a direct threat to the viability of the program?

Exactly

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7 hours ago, closetojumping said:

Are you living in some sort of alternate universe where Sam Ehlinger is unquestionably the best QB Texas has and anyone else even feigning to receive starter snaps is a direct threat to the viability of the program?

Fred Willard is a Westlake honk and a fucking cunt. 

CTJ, are you officially taking the buchelle stance? I honestly thought ehlinger would be way ahead and that buchelle is a good qb2. It’s the off-season, embrace debate 

1 hour ago, Fred Willard said:

CTJ, are you officially taking the buchelle stance? I honestly thought ehlinger would be way ahead and that buchelle is a good qb2. It’s the off-season, embrace debate 

Learn to spell the kid's name, dbag. It's his third year here. 

FYI, it looks like some of the Team gear will be made available to public at the stadium today at 330. Perfect opportunity to try and buy some of the badass clothes and shoes that are never in store or online.

I have to admit I was a little skeptical about GJ heading into the season due to his size. Wondered if his film would translate to this conference. But that dude is a heat sicking stinger missile. 
I gave your mom.... ah, never mind.
53 minutes ago, mdleast said:

We’re gonna win today...

Thats the kind of thinking that got us into this mess.

1 hour ago, mdleast said:

We’re gonna win today...

As Mack Brown once sagely noted, half the teams will lose today.

34 minutes ago, Snacks said:
19 hours ago, BurntOrangeSatire, LLC said:
I have to admit I was a little skeptical about GJ heading into the season due to his size. Wondered if his film would translate to this conference. But that dude is a heat sicking stinger missile. 

I gave your mom.... ah, never mind.

something she was a little skeptical about due to its size?

I don’t live in Austin anymore so what’s the latest word on the weather? Is this thing gonna happen today?  

10 minutes ago, SDG said:

I don’t live in Austin anymore so what’s the latest word on the weather? Is this thing gonna happen today?  

Rain is suppose to be done by the time it starts now...

16 hours ago, Machinator said:

I think this is an exaggeration.

Could be since Coach also mentioned Brandon Jones. This time last year they were telling us how good Hughes was.

something she was a little skeptical about due to its size?
No boom boom wit soul brother....

Anyone know of a streaming link for the game?

7 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Anyone know of a streaming link for the game?

Get a playstation vue free trial then cancel it.

1 hour ago, williemackgarza said:

Less do dis. Ready for a football fix


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 Hell yeah. 

TEXAS

FIGHT (itself)

READING ONE of the reports from yesterday  i saw this line "Tristian Houston, and Kirk Johnson have battled injuries this spring."    Why are these 2 still here?  Have either of them ever stepped foot on this field in any capacity?  It seems like they have been injured since JV ball, and what kind of injury did they get that takes 2 years plus to heal?  Where they fitted with prosthetic and learning to walk again?

Houston has practiced some of this spring. He's just not very good.

37 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Get a playstation vue free trial then cancel it.

Good idea, will do that.

19 minutes ago, Sejjr said:

Good idea, will do that.

You wanna waste your free trial on the spring game?

Try that again.  Made it to Matt’s El Rancho.  Been a long time since we be been amidst so much burnt orange.  Drinks are flowing.  F yeah!!!

19 minutes ago, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

You wanna waste your free trial on the spring game?

What the fuck else am I gonna watch on the LHN before we play Tulsa?

36 minutes ago, Tx_2_Sc85 said:

You wanna waste your free trial on the spring game?

You can get multiple trials. 😉

What the fuck else am I gonna watch on the LHN before we play Tulsa?
PM Spystud for additional info on LHN.
48 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Try that again.  Made it to Matt’s El Rancho.  Been a long time since we be been amidst so much burnt orange.  Drinks are flowing.  F yeah!!!

Damn.  This place is good.  Never ate here when in college.  Granted, I may have been the poorest student in the history of UT but that’s neither here nor there.  More drunken posts to follow.

10 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Damn.  This place is good.  

Not according to the Most Overrated Restaurants in Austin  thread.

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3 minutes ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

Not according to the Most Overrated Restaurants in audtin thread.

Boooo MER is great

Damn.  This place is good.  Never ate here when in college.  Granted, I may have been the poorest student in the history of UT but that’s neither here nor there.  More drunken posts to follow.
Its good for old school tex-mex, but there are better in town. But hey, if its good its good, right?
30 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Damn.  This place is good.  Never ate here when in college.  Granted, I may have been the poorest student in the history of UT but that’s neither here nor there.  More drunken posts to follow.

Are you the homeless guy with the dog that used to panhandle outside my apartment building?

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2 hours ago, Artificial Iverson said:

Orange - White or the ghey Texas-Fight?

Pooooooooorrrrrr aggy

11 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Are you the homeless guy with the dog that used to panhandle outside my apartment building?

Never panhandled but, in retrospect, maybe I should have.  I once had $10 to eat on for a week.  Purchased a pack of 64 tamales from Fiesta.  Day 1 was awesome; Day 5 I just wanted to die.

Never panhandled but, in retrospect, maybe I should have.  I once had $10 to eat on for a week.  Purchased a pack of 64 tamales from Fiesta.  Day 1 was awesome; Day 5 I just wanted to die.
Lol..I remeber a time I blew through my entire monthly food budget (no meal plan at school) on beer and booze during a long weekend..

Luckily I had g/f at the time that took pity on me.
Pumped the rain is holding off. Who do you guys have? Team orange or team white? 
Team white all day errday.


noracist, just like the original stormtrooper look.

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