August 31, 20196 yr Popular Post Some pertinent facts: 1. I'm drunk. But not nearly as drunk as that fuck stick at the inbred tech alumni dinner. 2. I don't give a shit that there is already a thread about Louisiana Tech or about that fat fucking piece of shit Terry Bradshaw. This needs its own thread. 3. Fuck you Terry. You have been making nfl pregame unwatchable for so long that I can't even remember when it was remotely palatable. Fuck you for trying to ruin my Sundays with your insipid takes and incessant cackling. You aren't funny. The morons sitting next to you aren't funny. You must have blackmail photos of someone important. It's the only reason I can fathom that you're still employed. You know less about football than literally every other talking head on TV. You are worse than Lowell Galindo. Please do us all a favor and quit. 4. Fuck you for appearing in Cannonball Run. You couldn't hold Mel Tillis's stuttering jock strap. Joe Klecko looked like fucking Robert De Niro next to you. Hooper was somewhat legit, though. 5. Fuck the Steelers. Really, fuck them. Mike Webster lived under a bridge and all you could talk about was how you wanted to slide your hands between his legs. Perv. 6. You are obese. Mix in a salad. I have two words for you: myocardial infarction. I hope for your sake that Fox keeps a defibrillator on set. 7. Keep all of our "5A" quarterbacks name out your mouth, act like a grown up, and take your ass beating like a man. Believe me, it's coming. 8. Terry is a girl's name. 9. Fuck you dumbass. C-A-T.
August 31, 20196 yr See, this is the shit that makes this place special. Mitch, do you have a newsletter?
August 31, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, ConferenceRoom said: There’s just one thing, Dude. Do you have to use so many cuss words? I'll answer for Mitch Fuck yes, so why don't you fuck off
August 31, 20196 yr I'll answer for Mitch Fuck yes, so why don't you fuck offOkay, Dude. Have it your way.
August 31, 20196 yr If you re not going to UPPER CASE words to make your points I can't get on board. Oh, wait, I can. AND FUCK HIM FOR BEATING THE COWBOYS WHEN I WAS LIKE 5. Edited August 31, 20196 yr by petscii You had me at Hooper.
August 31, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: 4. Fuck you for appearing in Cannonball Run. You couldn't hold Mel Tillis's stuttering jock strap. Joe Klecko looked like fucking Robert De Niro next to you. Hooper was somewhat legit, though. Beautifully constructed drunk sentence. Would read again.
August 31, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, Wally Fairway said: What the fuck are you talking about man? For accuracies sake, I fixed it.
August 31, 20196 yr Not that I disagree with the options stated, but... How could he fuck up his acting in Cannonball Run? he was literally playing himself lol
August 31, 20196 yr 7 minutes ago, Boogaloo said: Not that I disagree with the options stated, but... How could he fuck up his acting in Cannonball Run? he was literally playing himself lol Himself sucks.
August 31, 20196 yr 7 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said: This thread brightened my day It made my heart soar.... like a hawk.........
August 31, 20196 yr 5 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Hooper was somewhat legit, though. I like a fair and balanced assessment like this
August 31, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, honolulu horn said: Cannonball Run was an otherwise perfect film. ^^^Burt's Been Here^^^
August 31, 20196 yr 5 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said: There’s just one thing, Dude. Do you have to use so many cuss words? Curse words, just let’em roll; Motherfucker, shit, got damn asshole.
August 31, 20196 yr I salute the OP. Anyone has a problem with anything he says, I will run up to you full speed at the La Tech game and thump you really hard on the ear.
August 31, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, CastHorn said: Terry looks like a snapping turtle Here’s your game day sign.
August 31, 20196 yr 6 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said: There’s just one thing, Dude. Do you have to use so many cuss words? Do you know where you are? OP was being very conservative, IMO.
August 31, 20196 yr 19 minutes ago, Izhmash said: Curse words, just let’em roll; Motherfucker, shit, got damn asshole.
August 31, 20196 yr Can I get a suitable for framing, signed, limited production lithograph of that rant? I have my $19.95 ready.
August 31, 20196 yr 16 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said: https://media.giphy.com/media/3gM9gYSc1hXsfw0M05 Edited August 31, 20196 yr by Izhmash Tech failure - fuck it, iPad sucks
August 31, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, JoseMedinaDeJesus said: For accuracies sake, I fixed it. Why didn't you fix the apostrophe, too?
August 31, 20196 yr 18 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said: This quote could basically be from every girl I’ve had sex with.
August 31, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Izhmash said: Curse words, just let’em roll; Motherfucker, shit, got damn asshole. Cuss words, just don’t quit. Motherfuck you damn shithead bitch.
August 31, 20196 yr Bradshaw has Grade 4++ CTE, and I am not saying that as an excuse or an insult, just a factual statement
August 31, 20196 yr Muchly good words here. But I wish you ignernt cocksuckers would learn the fucking difference between cursing and simple vulgarity. Motherfucking assholes. See? Not a curse in a carload.
August 31, 20196 yr 5 hours ago, mr. sunshine said: In all fairness to Terry, when faced with dilemmas like these, you could spot me c and a and I wouldn't be able to spell copulation..... Edited August 31, 20196 yr by mulletpelini but I might udder "mama"
August 31, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, GotThatFire said: Y’all old And? and your Grandma was quite a minx in the sack, and the backseat of my Model T
August 31, 20196 yr He was in the crowd at the FW Stock Show Rodeo the week after he beat Dallas in the Super Bowl. They announced him and put the spotlight on him. I thought that took guts. Kinda liked him after that. Edited August 31, 20196 yr by RPM
August 31, 20196 yr 16 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: Some pertinent facts: 1. I'm drunk. But not nearly as drunk as that fuck stick at the inbred tech alumni dinner. 2. I don't give a shit that there is already a thread about Louisiana Tech or about that fat fucking piece of shit Terry Bradshaw. This needs its own thread. 3. Fuck you Terry. You have been making nfl pregame unwatchable for so long that I can't even remember when it was remotely palatable. Fuck you for trying to ruin my Sundays with your insipid takes and incessant cackling. You aren't funny. The morons sitting next to you aren't funny. You must have blackmail photos of someone important. It's the only reason I can fathom that you're still employed. You know less about football than literally every other talking head on TV. You are worse than Lowell Galindo. Please do us all a favor and quit. 4. Fuck you for appearing in Cannonball Run. You couldn't hold Mel Tillis's stuttering jock strap. Joe Klecko looked like fucking Robert De Niro next to you. Hooper was somewhat legit, though. 5. Fuck the Steelers. Really, fuck them. Mike Webster lived under a bridge and all you could talk about was how you wanted to slide your hands between his legs. Perv. 6. You are obese. Mix in a salad. I have two words for you: myocardial infarction. I hope for your sake that Fox keeps a defibrillator on set. 7. Keep all of our "5A" quarterbacks name out your mouth, act like a grown up, and take your ass beating like a man. Believe me, it's coming. 8. Terry is a girl's name. 9. Fuck you dumbass. C-A-T. Do you have a newsletter?
August 31, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, RPM said: He was in the crowd at the FW Stock Show Rodeo the week after he beat Dallas in the Super Bowl. They announced him and put the spotlight on him. I thought that took guts. Kinda liked him after that. Did he announce and spotlight himself? What guts did it take to get called out?
September 1, 20196 yr 310 all-purpose yards, 4 TDs, 0 turnovers. In 3 quarters. Have a nice day, ya bald dipshit.
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