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Big Noon? 57 members have voted

  1. 1. Take on the Big Noon show

    • Blows goats
      17
    • Best thing about it is its only an hour long
      11
    • Fuck Gameday
      29

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Just after enjoying the Marcus Freeman segment, FOX trots out assclown Dave Portnoy. 🤡

FML

Someone point me in the direction of that Dave Portnoy BYU striped sweater. 

Also, I fucking hate when they pick games and it's ALWAYS like a TD/3pt difference in the games. It's like they don't watch how football works. 

Don't ever let anyone tell you CTE isn't real. See above on scores for proof. 

  • 2 weeks later...

Welp, it's Saturday morning of the Vandy game and I've got YouTube TV.

Big Noon Kickoff, it is. Gonna make a run for the local watering hole to watch the game at 11 bc the YT stream of Syracuse - UNC was poor quality.

"2,163 Days since tOSU beat Michigan".....assclown Dave Portnoy. 🤡

I did enjoy the "James Franklin has more hair than big game wins" sign

Edited by DFW Horn

Since Klatt calls "Big Noon Game"posting here. Totally agree that Quarterfinal games should be on campus...

Love Klatt's analogy of Netflix and Blockbuster 😋 

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On 11/1/2025 at 9:13 AM, DFW Horn said:

"2,163 Days since tOSU beat Michigan".....assclown Dave Portnoy. 🤡

I did enjoy the "James Franklin has more hair than big game wins" sign

Fox was smart to partner with Barstool. Gives the show that more college feel and discussions like we have. As much as I can't stand Dave Portnoy, I do like his reviews on pizza. That's the one thing he's good at. Hell I've tried out a few places that he's recommended and they've all been a home run. Other than that, he's an idiot. However, I'll take Dave Portnoy over Pat McAfee any day.

3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Fox was smart to partner with Barstool. Gives the show that more college feel and discussions like we have. As much as I can't stand Dave Portnoy, I do like his reviews on pizza. That's the one thing he's good at. Hell I've tried out a few places that he's recommended and they've all been a home run. Other than that, he's an idiot. However, I'll take Dave Portnoy over Pat McAfee any day.

His pizza reviews are usually on point, especially if it's New York/New Haven-style, thin crust. 

14 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

New York/New Haven-style, thin crust. 

those are not the same thing - i assume he knows that - and by writing it you know that

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

those are not the same thing - i assume he knows that - and by writing it you know that

Not the same, but close IMO.

But, you can help me differentiate between the two styles since I've never had New Haven apizza.

On 11/1/2025 at 9:13 AM, DFW Horn said:

"2,163 Days since tOSU beat Michigan".....assclown Dave Portnoy. 🤡

I did enjoy the "James Franklin has more hair than big game wins" sign

 

Wake Up Barstool is growing on me. Their college football recaps on Monday morning are worth your time. It’s about 30-40 minutes off T-Bob and Brandon Walker talking ball with Gruden and Greg Olsen. Portnoy is usually too hungover to say much unless fOSU or Michigan come up. 
 

Record it and fast forward through the other bullshit. 

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