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#5501
Just now, Fozzz said:

That was the number one issue for you?

 

 

No, no.  Obviously, she didn't get the memo.  The greatest threat to human life in the United States is a group of little Hondurans, a thousand miles away.

Silly woman.

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  • Bozo_Casanova
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#5502
1 minute ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

WTF.   Some Brit wearing a t-shirt on the Fox News panel talking about US elections.  

they needed someone who sounded smart

#5503

Pelosi better fucking not be speaker if the Dems pull this out.  That should be Barbara Lee's job.  

#5505

I can’t hear the tv and just cannot figure out the lower left graphic on cnn

#5507

which one?  Also,  the tunity app is awesome.  You'll be able to hear it over your phone.

#5515

i gotta eat something or I am going to really regret it later. Back as quick as I can

if you fuckers lose this shit like when I went to take a shower in 16 I am...going to be very displeased

#5519
7 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

if you fuckers lose this shit like when I went to take a shower in 16 I am...going to be very displeased

Win or lose, probably time for another shower.

#5520
9 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

Wexton whipped the dogshit out of Comstock in VA-10. NBC just called it. 

McGrath is up big in KY-6.

 

I anticipated tgis.

#5523
7 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Win or lose, probably time for another shower.

Meh, if i scrape it off and sell it brings pretty good coin

#5524
Can we pick one thread and stick to it? I vote the gameday thread.

What do you care? ...both threads are the same.
#5525

told y'all earlier I am parking right here

but for the later folks

I am not fucking leavin this spot. i have been fucking parked here since long before yesterday, share/crosspost do whatever, zero fucks given

#5528
22 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Fuck you Diane, you fucking thief.  

 

And fuck Issa too. My pops is one of those votes against you, Diane. 

#5530
Just now, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Looks like Gilliam is toast.  

Nah. Most of Broward and other big dem counties still out. 

#5537
1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

If Florida elects that racist shit bag DeSantis then fuck that state even more than usual 

do you live in Texas?

Or America?

or anywhere in America?

#5539

No shit.  That's a f'n gut punch.

(Gillum potentially going down)

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life moves pretty fast

#5543

According to CNN, Broward County only has 50% of the vote in and Miami-Dade is at 75%.  Lots of Democratic votes left.

#5547

I think the best to do is go watch a movie and come back in 2 hours. I felt this way in 16, and 2000, feeling good then thud. 

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