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1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

Keep that sum bitch open for the fours hours caused by the delay

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First Wave Exit Polls (cont):

GOP favorability 43-54

Dem favorability 50-46

Just got a call from Russia,  hmmmm

Lupe was such a shit candidate.  

 

 

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

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13 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Trumps approval rating is at an all time low, but JCI chili cheese dogs before going to an election watch party and before my wife gets home is polling at an all time high. 

Sounds like you’ll be delivering some serious exit poles later this evening. 

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15 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

First instinct is to attribute North Dakota to the oil boom but the boom maxed out in 2013 or so, right?

Weed is also on the ballot in ND

Just now, Fozzz said:

Lupe was such a shit candidate.  

 

 

No shit.  She was f'n horrible.  What a pointless candidacy.

2 minutes ago, The People’s Elbow said:

Sounds like you’ll be delivering some serious exit poles later this evening. 

It's going to be a brown wave. 

22 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

North Dakota WAYYY up.

 

can anyone say recreational weed? Hope that bitch passes. We need to end that failed prohibition.

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

More like 36 hours...

7 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Lupe was such a shit candidate.  

 

 

She finally hit me up last week. I told the texter, "Gimme the actblue link." nary a peep. 

sweatergawd it's a case study in how to and how not to run a campaign. She should have stayed in Dallas, that shitshow was at least marginally manageable for her.

16 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

machines down 4 hours, stay open an extra 25 minutes.  seems legit.

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

No shit.  She was f'n horrible.  What a pointless candidacy.

Yea waste of time

Do we have any exit polling from Hazzard County, yet?

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I dunno.  He promises every election that he's finally gonna catch them Duke boys, but he never comes through.

Maybe it's time we give Enos a chance.

 

Just voted.  And did jury duty. 

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

How the hell did she beat Andrew White? 

Don’t know.  He’s a pretty decent guy.  Know him.  

6 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

North Dakota WAYYY up.

 

can anyone say recreational weed? Hope that bitch passes. We need to end that failed prohibition.

Can anyone say “Operation Trojan Moose?”

Going to turn on CNN in 10 minutes. I think that’s when the first polls close.

Wooden moose out front shoulda told you.

1 hour ago, Hawndoh said:

My social circle is Collin and Dallas counties, all part of what most on this board dismiss as backwards fundamentalist Christian types (church of Christ). 

I'd guess about 75% of our circle went Beto. Including my wife and I. 

There’s nothing wrong with being a Christian. There’s nothing wrong with being a fundamentalist Christian. There’s nothing wrong even with being a backwards fundamentalist Christian. 

What is wrong is being one, two, or all three of those things and following an amoral narcissist asshole like our current president, or following church leaders like Falwell junior who treat the church like a personal and political cash machine.

Sounds like you and most of your friends have that figured out. Glad to hear. 

 

1 minute ago, NIUHuskies said:

Too little too late?

 

Not if there is a runoff or recount.

11 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

It's going to be a brown wave. 

I’d imagine a lot of Putin before and during. 

Voting in Birmingham Alabama metro highest I've seen at my polling station. Had to wait for table space, fair number of new voters to judge from the questions I heard them asking.

Funny thing is, there is very little of entertainment value on our state's ballots. The race that will affect us the most is happening in Georgia.

I wrote in Beto for governor, and Roy Moore for AG, just to jack with whatever tech wizard is mining our ballot data.

13 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

It's going to be a brown wave. 

Lahar warning. I repeat, this is not a drill. 

Good thing Republicans now support Medicare and protections for people with pre-existing conditions, or they could be in some serious shit!

 

 

Just now, Fozzz said:

Good thing Republicans now support Medicare and protections for people with pre-existing conditions, or they could be in some serious shit!

 

 

That probably helps with the olds.  Not very many of them will be fooled into believing they are the ones that were trying to figure health care out.

27 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

“Hey did you know you can vote against the guy that made you stand in line this long?”

Just now, Pancho Negro said:

In Indiana

 

Home of Indiana University

Just now, SimonBolivar said:

We won Guam. Not sure what ya'll are still doing here.

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