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3 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

You can't collect on favors owed if your man don't get in.

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28 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

Effing A! Now let's hope Sri is also up.

 

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I think Broward's percentage is erroneous. The same thing happened two years ago, if I recall. I don't think there's that many votes left there. I hope I'm wrong.

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6 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

Pete Sessions going down would scare the shit out of a lot of Texas politicians, maybe as much as Cruz going down, if not more.  

7 minutes ago, Longhornmaniac8 said:

I think Broward's percentage is erroneous. The same thing happened two years ago, if I recall. I don't think there's that many votes left there. I hope I'm wrong.

I do recall having that hope in 2016 and we all saw what happened.

MJ Hegar (D) holding a steady lead 51% to 48 for us rep 31 in Tx

Was hoping South FL would save the day but it is looking dire...

12 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

 

If I had to pick Cruz or Patrick to lose, it would be Patrick. Will hope for both!

6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Travis County never posted a 7pm update. How rude.

it crashed mang. told you earlier

Nice to see Blackburn be rewarded for going full racist and uttering some of the most bald faced lies imaginable. The anti-anti-Trump crowd will still openly support her though because she’s not as rough around the edges as Trump. 

6 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Nice to see Blackburn be rewarded for going full racist and uttering some of the most bald faced lies imaginable. The anti-anti-Trump crowd will still openly support her though because she’s not as rough around the edges as Trump. 

She who is mostly responsible for the opioid crisis. Despicable. 

CNN shows 31 Dems leading in Rep House districts and 6 Reps leading in Dem districts.  That's a net 25 for the Dems who need 21 to take the House, if everything else holds.

Crazy that with 58% reporting, Beto is leading by a total of 79 votes, with 4.4 million votes cast.

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14 minutes ago, Longhornmaniac8 said:

Crazy that with 58% reporting, Beto is leading by a total of 79 votes, with 4.4 million votes cast.

How poetic if El Paso county is last to report and puts him over the top

2 minutes ago, texastough said:

How poetic if El Paso county is last to report and puts him over the top

I think all their votes are already in.

Man, Florida is like the syphilis riddled dick of America. 

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Williamson County...WTF? Dan Patrick And Ken Paxton being down there is shocking.  

3 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Could Ted Cruz, Dan Patrick, and Ken Paxton all lose?

There will be so much jizz on my kitchen floor I'll have to call a hazmat team.

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