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30 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Is he on crack?

 

their list of accomplishments:

- biggest tax giveaway to wealthy and businesses EVER. The middle class and regular people got stuck with the bill.

- tried and failed to rip healthcare away from 25 million people without a suitable replacement.

- had a majority for 8 years and got pretty nothing positive or constructive done.

 

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Enabling a traitorous conman isn't going to be remembered fondly, Mr. Ryan.  History is going to remember you as a spineless pussy.

Paul Ryan shouldn't ever talk about logic.

2 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

It was weird though.  Every break seemed to go Ds way after Election Day.  

There are some folks in Florida and Georgia who may disagree.  

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Just now, Chad Fuck said:

There are some folks in Florida and Georgia who may disagree with you.  

The folks there that were losing by a lot ended up losing less.  I’m talking about ones where leads switched.  

22 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

The folks there that were losing by a lot ended up losing less.  I’m talking about ones where leads switched.  

I'm not an election expert, but I think it happened because they counted all the ballots.  Weird, huh.

5 minutes ago, Foosters said:

I'm not an election expert, but I think it happened because they counted all the ballots.  Weird, huh.

But it begs the question of why they were counted wrong to begin with.

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

But it begs the question of why they were counted wrong to begin with.

You think the Ca ballots were counted wrong at some time? Seriously?

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

But it begs the question of why they were counted wrong to begin with.

Is that what happened?  Or is California's postmarked by election day simply a slow way of accumulating election results?

Just now, Texas73 said:

You think the Ca ballots were counted wrong at some time? Seriously?

No. I was commenting on the Georgia/ Florida races.

2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

No. I was commenting on the Georgia/ Florida races.

So your question is why are ballots not always counted correctly the first time in general? Or are you implying something grander/more conspiratorial with regard to those two states specifically?

1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

So your question is why are ballots not always counted correctly the first time in general? Or are you implying something grander/more conspiratorial with regard to those two states specifically?

The former. Nothing conspiratorial about it. Just generally curious how they got it wrong the first go 'round.

11 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

But it begs the question of why they were counted wrong to begin with.

What ballots were counted wrong? I'm so confused by this statement.

California ballots were not counted wrong.  Neither were Arizona's.  Mail-in ballots can arrive extremely late.  They're slow to count them.  They have to verify signatures.  They have to make sure no one requested to vote by mail and voted in-person (so as to cancel their requested mail ballot).

Where did it seem like GA/FL ballots were counted wrongly?  Were any races reversed in these states?  Only GA-07, because it was close and provisionals/absentee ballots (that almost always go Democrat, because it's usually a voter ID issue - WHICH IS DESIGNED TO FUCK UP THEIR VOTES BEING COUNTED) switched that race (and barely).

5 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

The former. Nothing conspiratorial about it. Just generally curious how they got it wrong the first go 'round.

If you run 8m ballots through scan tron machines, I would guess there is an expected error rate in how the ballots are counted.  If the election results are 5% apart, the error rate doesn't matter.  If the results are .05% apart, that may be within the error rate.   Just a guess though.

Didn't someone here say their Fla ballot (or was it GA) had to be run several times before one of their votes was counted?  

On 11/28/2018 at 6:57 PM, Gatorubet said:

Where is that shit-stain Swam slunk off to??  He swore that the GOP would keep the house.

The sock brigade negs him to bannation and now you want him back to comment?  Why not tolerate a bit of stupid, neg brigade description not mine, so you can have some back and forth.  As much shit as TJ is getting these days some of the best discussion has sprouted late in both of his biggest threads in the last couple weeks. 

We keep you around so I guess the vaunted "sock bridgade" committee at the next liberal cabal meeting needs new membership.  Maybe we can hire some Republican congressmen who don't have jobs anymore!

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

I’m so glad that Wisconsin is going to see big changes with pond scum Walker going down.

 

fuck that guy and fuck Wisconsin republicans. I hope the Dems can make that state more blue and it never goes back.

On 11/30/2018 at 2:05 PM, Chad Fuck said:

There are some folks in Florida and Georgia who may disagree.  

GA voters better remember to vote on Tuesday for the SOS runoff.

Yo @Hugo Stiglitz, your boy John Kennedy ain't running against John Bel Edwards next year.  You think he can get re-elected to the governorship?

Imagine how wacky U.S. democracy is gonna look when every state starts counting all the votes.   

6 hours ago, Js1 said:

Yo @Hugo Stiglitz, your boy John Kennedy ain't running against John Bel Edwards next year.  You think he can get re-elected to the governorship?

He can.  Will he?  I dunno.

10 hours ago, Chooky said:

Imagine how wacky U.S. democracy is gonna look when every state starts counting all the votes.   

see Wisconsin

2 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Randy Bryce tweeting tonight’s events in the Wisconsin state legislature, where the republican majority is trying to strip power from the governor before the democrat takes office.  The republicans who drew the map that brought you this

wi-gerrymandering-congress.jpg?154214863

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/03/opinion/wisconsin-legislature-republicans-evers.html

I can’t believe Walker almost won again. That guy is the slimiest and nastiest politician I’ve ever seen. The GOP in Wisconsin and North Carolina make me sick. Those people need to get their asses kicked.

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7 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Randy Bryce tweeting tonight’s events in the Wisconsin state legislature, where the republican majority is trying to strip power from the governor before the democrat takes office.  The republicans who drew the map that brought you this

wi-gerrymandering-congress.jpg?154214863

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/03/opinion/wisconsin-legislature-republicans-evers.html

This is just ensuring that the Dems will turn out even more in 2020.  

42 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

This is just ensuring that the Dems will turn out even more in 2020.  

I hope you're right.  

I'm always amazed at the rights inability to see past their nose.

If they're not careful they won't be much of a factor when it comes to M4A and Gun Control decisions. 

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20 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

I hope you're right.  

I'm always amazed at the rights inability to see past their nose.

If they're not careful they won't be much of a factor when it comes to M4A and Gun Control decisions. 

It’s uncanny.  The Republicans are willing to completely piss away their future to hold on to power just a little longer.   

And it’s being noticed.  This was last night.  

 

1 hour ago, retread said:

 

They should immediately give their servers to the FBI.

3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

They should immediately give their servers to the FBI.

I hope the FBI finds out who is responsible and prosecutes them to the fullest extent of the law.  

I hope the FBI finds out who is responsible and prosecutes them to the fullest extent of the law.  

100%

But I suspect those folks will be buying reach. Perhaps this is the point at which Trump realizes his buddy Vlad isn’t his buddy?

Who am I kidding. We’re in for “He told me he didn’t do it” 2, wait 3? If we’re counting MBS.
On November 30, 2018 at 10:59 AM, HenryJames said:

 

Republicans have been forcing more and more people to use provy ballots and the complain about having to count provy ballots.

3 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

LOL..... the stupidity of most of Texas.  He knew the country was in trouble when Obama was elected!  Hmmm...... I wonder why?  Pathetic.  

Still can’t believe what the GOP is doing in Wisconsin and now Michigan...wait, yes I can, republicans are pieces of shit

LMAO, the first time there's actual voter fraud to investigate, it's R's.  Well done, dipshits!

 

6 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

LMAO, the first time there's actual voter fraud to investigate, it's R's.  Well done, dipshits!

 

A contributor at 538 rightly pointed out that it should be called “election fraud” in NC not voter fraud. Because voter fraud is extremely rare and those pols that run around screaming about it are mostly idiots. 

1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

A contributor at 538 rightly pointed out that it should be called “election fraud” in NC not voter fraud. Because voter fraud is extremely rare and those pols that run around screaming about it are mostly idiots. 

How about we settle and just call it Republicans are fucking idiots. 

5 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

How about we settle and just call it Republicans are fucking idiots criminals. 

fify

17 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

fify

At least fucktarded criminals.  These are not criminal masterminds...

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