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3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I admire KE's complete disregard for the rest of the SEC. It's the one thing I like about those Cajun fucks besides their undeniable cooking skills.

He also knows where good hole in the wall Mexican food is too

7 minutes ago, texifornia said:

I admire KE's complete disregard for the rest of the SEC. It's the one thing I like about those Cajun fucks besides their undeniable cooking skills.

If only they didn't mow their yards in the middle of the night, I'd be right there with you

If only they didn't mow their yards in the middle of the night, I'd be right there with you


fuck you...my awesome ass Mexican shows up on Saturday to clip my shit.

Mizzou trying to mount a comeback vs Wyoming 

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Just now, Neonmoon said:

Wyoming takes down Mizzou 

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Wyoming takes down Mizzou 
Fyi for those that didnt see it...mizzou was at wyoming 24 then turned it over on downs

Damn it Oregon, we coulda had a great day

Auburn stops the clean sweep of embarrassment 

but Mizzou, South Carolina, Tennessee, Ole Miss all suck

and Miss State barely beat ULALA

Man... Leaving the Big XII was the best decision EVARRRR!

 

Signed - Mizzou, Colorado, Nebraska, aggy.... 

 

 

Fuck the sec.

But it don’t matter.

After aggy gets its shit pushed in before our game, we have our chance to shut errbody up.






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Fuck the rest of the conference, I haz a sad that AU might have made the rest look a little less shittty, as they had to win to do so.

Btw, aggy losses to clemson, bama, georgia, auburn, and lsu.





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3 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Auburn stops the clean sweep of embarrassment 

but Mizzou, South Carolina, Tennessee, Ole Miss all suck

and Miss State barely beat ULALA

The talk of the SEC East now also being a great division was immediately shut down.

aggy and lsu gonna get comeuppance next week. Maybe convince folks that SEC myth is bullshit ( trying hard to keep a straight face)

35 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Wyoming takes down Mizzou 

I remember last week during the Arizona/Hawaii game one of the cbs halftime jackass predicted mizzou as a darkhorse playoff team....

It made me laugh then, and makes me laugh now even harder. 

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Big 12 is 9-0 so far this year...barely...

Hopefully Houston can make it 9-1.

Conference hate is stupid. My conference shit the bed today, but I couldn’t give fuck one about them because I was too busy watching my team not only shit the bed, but roll around in it against Memphis.

Texas needs to keep it up, hit their marks score-wise, and have their defense keep bringing the pain. Fuck conferences, cheer for your team and carry on.

26 minutes ago, Bone3421 said:

Damn it Oregon, we coulda had a great day

Yeah, that was the one bummer of the day.  

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Just now, Homesickhorn said:

Conference hate is stupid. 

I don't hate the schools in the SEC...well ok I hate a few of them...but not for that reason.

I hate the way the SEC suckfest is regionalizing and ruining College Football, which is a national sport and should be covered and talked about that way.

2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 


sucked any dicks today, Aggie?

 

 

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

I don't hate the schools in the SEC...well ok I hate a few of them...but not for that reason.

I hate the way the SEC suckfest is regionalizing and ruining College Football, which is a national sport and should be covered and talked about that way.

This is correct. It’s not really about hating the SEC but the bullshit surrounding it. Any chance to shit on that perception should be thoroughly relished.

11 minutes ago, Colonel Mustard said:

I remember last week during the Arizona/Hawaii game one of the cbs halftime jackass predicted mizzou as a darkhorse playoff team....

It made me laugh then, and makes me laugh now even harder. 

Don’t they have a postseason ban this year?

3 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 


guaran-fucking-tee it’ll taste better than yours.

came off the rack better than yours, too...

 

You would know how UT’s cupcake tastes, since you were in a 3 point game with them at home in the 4th quarter last year.

5 minutes ago, Homesickhorn said:

Conference hate is stupid. My conference shit the bed today, but I couldn’t give fuck one about them because I was too busy watching my team not only shit the bed, but roll around in it against Memphis.

Texas needs to keep it up, hit their marks score-wise, and have their defense keep bringing the pain. Fuck conferences, cheer for your team and carry on.

Once again this opinion is stupid because other conference's teams have to worry about it because the bias affects them negatively when it comes to rankings, playoff selection, bowl selection, etc. No shit you don't have to worry about it because you can only possibly benefit from it.

It's not that the SEC isn't necessarily the best conference, it's that the nonstop knob-slobbing by the media has negative and unwarranted effects.

B12 9-0 (9-0) 1 to go (OU)

B1G 12-2 (12-2)

PAC 8-3 (8-3) counting WSU as win and USC pending

SEC 9-5 (8-4 OOC)

ACC 7-6 (4-3) Louisville to go

SEC 4th out of P5 in OOC win %

Once again this opinion is stupid because other conference's teams have to worry about it because the bias affects them negatively when it comes to rankings, playoff selection, bowl selection, etc. No shit you don't have to worry about it because you can only possibly benefit from it.
It's not that the SEC isn't necessarily the best conference, it's that the nonstop knob-slobbing by the media has negative and unwarranted effects.

I completely agree, but is it the fault of the conference, or the ESPN knob slobbers? I mean, if your friend gets a blow job by a chick who loves giving blowjobs, is it his fault that he let her blow him? Do you blame the suck(er) or the suck(ee)?

Fozzy Whitaker says fuck you Mizzou

13 minutes ago, Istian said:

This is correct. It’s not really about hating the SEC but the bullshit surrounding it. Any chance to shit on that perception should be thoroughly relished.

Exactly.  I don't particularly give a shit about the SEC.  What I hate is all the media myth-making about them.  Which isn't to say that the SEC hasn't been the best conference for most of the last 10 or so years.  They have.  But there isn't this huge gulf between them and every other conference.  And the "there are no easy weeks in the SEC" stuff is horseshit.  The bottom half of that league is as bad as the bottom half of every other. 

Perfect example: a few years ago, aggy beat four Lamar-type programs outside the conference and went 4-4 in the SEC.  They played 4 ranked opponents all year and lost those games by double digits.  But because of the perception that they're 8-4 in the toughest league on earth, so they must be good, they counted as a quality win for the four good teams who stepped on them.

The media starts with the conclusion that the SEC is incredible and ignores anything that doesn't fit that narrative.  It's tiresome and it actually helps the SEC in recruiting and sets up a self-fulfilling prophecy.

So hell yeah I enjoy it when they fold to schools like Georgia Southern and Memphis.  Warms my subcockles right up. 

24 minutes ago, satyanash said:

SEC Network pumping out propaganda

 

You know it’s bad when other SEC media members are calling you out on this tweet.

OOC

Conference A: 8-4, 31.3 to 19.4

Conference B: 9-0, 39.9 to 17.1, one game to go.

Week 2 should be much more telling.

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26 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

B12 9-0 (9-0) 1 to go (OU)

B1G 12-2 (12-2)

PAC 8-3 (8-3) counting WSU as win and USC pending

SEC 9-5 (8-4 OOC)

ACC 7-6 (4-3) Louisville to go

SEC 4th out of P5 in OOC win %

Yeah but that's because they schedule marquee opponents like Georgia State, Wyoming, and Memphis. 

For the record they're 8-4. Georgia and Vanderbilt played each other. 

You know it’s bad when other SEC media members are calling you out on this tweet.
That was a fun read.
38 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

... SEC 9-5 (8-4 OOC) ...

 

10 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Yeah but that's because they schedule marquee opponents like Georgia State, Wyoming, and Memphis. 

For the record they're 8-4. Georgia and Vanderbilt played each other. 

No, I insist they were 8-4 in their OOC games ;)

Bill's #10 SP+ team looked like dogshit against #97.

Bill's #13 SP+ team lost to #77

Bill's #17 SP+ team lost to #66

Bill's #26 SP+ team lost to #116

 

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