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He's going to wish he stuck with protesting the park entrance, but I really have little to no sympathy for him.

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11 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

He's going to wish he stuck with protesting the park entrance, but I really have little to no sympathy for him.

Little to No? The answer is no to negative fucking sympathy. 

Yes, little to no. The little is that I don't wish him dead, although he, unlike the innocent victims, best deserves it. Anything else that happens to him is fair game.

3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

That court decision explains his latest tantrum:

 

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34 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Little to No? The answer is no to negative fucking sympathy. 

Yeah, but what about all of that lights being turned off and explosions and starving in the streets and our wives being raped and the satanists stuff?  That sounds like negative stuff too, boss.

26 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Yes, little to no. The little is that I don't wish him dead, although he, unlike the innocent victims, best deserves it. Anything else that happens to him is fair game.

I don't wish anybody dead. A select few, though, I'll celebrate the hell out of.

3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

That court decision explains his latest tantrum:

 

 

Fuck. They are gonna rape my wife?

I don’t even want to get married again.

4 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

Fuck. They are gonna rape my wife?

At first. 

At first. 

Jokes on them. I won’t see it ‘cause the power will be shut off.
20 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

That court decision explains his latest tantrum:

 

Why isn’t that guy in jail?

23 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Yes, little to no. The little is that I don't wish him dead, although he, unlike the innocent victims, best deserves it. Anything else that happens to him is fair game.

23 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I don't wish anybody dead. A select few, though, I'll celebrate the hell out of.

I don't have a problem wishing him dead.  He put a lot of parents of dead kids through hell.

 

I'm not a lawyer but I think what the Texas Supreme Court did with Alex Jones is called "unpreparing the anus." I hear it's like a res ipsa kinda deal as the anus doesn't even need to be prepared because it's impossible at this point for the anus to remain intact. Prior preparations of the anus are now redundant. 

  • 3 weeks later...

Can’t sleep, high AF and am wondering if this clown has resorted to cannibalism yet given the weather.

 

  • 2 weeks later...

I’d wager a good bit of money that it’s a Coordinated “leak” for some kind of promotion that will walk back the video and advance a can’t trust the media message.

  • 1 month later...

pay up mother fucker. ill guess he files for bankruptcy this week 

This fuck stick having to pay up along with Bongo having to pay legal fees for Daily Beast, keep it coming.  

On 4/5/2021 at 11:16 PM, tx 3 putt said:

pay up mother fucker. ill guess he files for bankruptcy this week 

It's a nice little appetizer, but the main course is still down the road. That ruling only concerns the plaintiffs' attorney fees. 

On 4/5/2021 at 11:44 AM, Willfully Horn said:

Well, alright!

The quote from his lawyer about being charged with a crime is maddening.  The dumbshits who follow him will believe it.  I guess the best way to explain it would be to bring up OJ again to illustrate that there are, in fact, both a civil justice system and a criminal justice system.

 

On 1/23/2021 at 4:30 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

That court decision explains his latest tantrum:

 

He seems pleasant. Probably a joy to be around.

  • 3 weeks later...

RED ALERT! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! 

Info Wars has become aware of Knowledge Fight:

Before watching that video, I honestly did not know that Harrison Smith is what happens when you take a young Jim Cornette, remove all his talent, likability, entertaining personality, and brain cells, and replace all of that with unearned smugness, racism, and self-pwnage.

  • 1 month later...
On 1/23/2021 at 4:30 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

That court decision explains his latest tantrum:

 

Hard to decide which of these is most annoying.

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Alex Jones belongs behind bars:

 

 

 

On 4/26/2021 at 10:21 PM, BrickHorn said:

RED ALERT! RED ALERT! RED ALERT! 

Info Wars has become aware of Knowledge Fight:

Before watching that video, I honestly did not know that Harrison Smith is what happens when you take a young Jim Cornette, remove all his talent, likability, entertaining personality, and brain cells, and replace all of that with unearned smugness, racism, and self-pwnage.

 

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2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Alex Jones belongs behind bars:

 

 

I've said it before on here, but arresting their flock and the shepherds is exactly like letting Manson walk but frying the whole "family."

20 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

His neck is freakishly large...

Yeah, pretty sure he'd slide right off. Let Sandy Hook parents be the firing squad instead

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Yeah, pretty sure he'd slide right off. Let Sandy Hook parents be the firing squad instead

 

ill tie the noose, it won't slip off.

  • 2 weeks later...

In some of the least surprising news ever, Jones is on a "John McAfee didn't kill himself" tear. The Globalists whacked him; he didn't really say why the cabal gave two shits about a worn-out old druggie except hint that somehow by killing him they could get their hands on McAfee's alleged billions in crypto. That he didn't have, and that's not how that works -- when you kill someone, you don't just get to have their crypto.

6 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

In some of the least surprising news ever, Jones is on a "John McAfee didn't kill himself" tear. The Globalists whacked him; he didn't really say why the cabal gave two shits about a worn-out old druggie except hint that somehow by killing him they could get their hands on McAfee's alleged billions in crypto. That he didn't have, and that's not how that works -- when you kill someone, you don't just get to have their crypto.

His listeners love that shit.

  • 4 weeks later...

God dammit, that's not that far from my house.  Too close for my comfort for sure. Also, it looks like he's one of those roid heads that turns into a thumb above the collar.

Man, on top of eating mediocre fried chicken, they have to watch that performance? 

18 minutes ago, Jhawkmvp said:

 

He keeps yelling at the person calling them a fat slob....

Also, I thought he was banned from major outlets but he did a famous comic's podcast not long ago:

 

Amber Lamps does a helluva job at keeping her composure and nose in the menu. I commend her.

Kinda curious as to what set that bloated Medina Spirit attention horse, who needs to put out to pasture, off.

He's now hosting that little Illinois Nazi shit Nick Fuentes on the Infowars site...Jones is going full White Power as he circles the drain. Maybe he's prepping his resume for when he has to join the Aryan Brotherhood of Texas. 

  • 1 month later...

It is great that we have Alex Jones calling Trump a dumbass.

2021 just won't stop giving.

And like 2020, it will never end.

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