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Holy shit when Houston choke they always take to levels no one ever thought was possible. BoB is never getting fired so I’m not sure why anyone would think that would happen.

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We never came close to outplaying them, that 21 point lead was built on fluke plays.

Time for BOB to go...

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I was so happy for a while there, like a praying mantis getting laid and not knowing it's about to have its head bitten off by the same bitch.

Just now, Ignatius said:

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it's been Time for BOB to go...

Houston sucked and was never in it the moment he was hired.  Terrible hire and coach.  

32 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I was so happy for a while there, like a praying mantis getting laid and not knowing it's about to have its head bitten off by the same bitch.

To be fair, I think the praying mantis is just the only species that's up front about it.

Anybody else want to chip in on a rape whistle for O'Brien before next postseason?

1 hour ago, IDIOTsavant said:

Anybody else want to chip in on a rape whistle for O'Brien before next postseason?

He'd probably fake blowing the whistle then try to make a run for it and get tackled short of the line then raped.

He feels that they need to manufacture points so he passes on going for it on 4th and inches to go up 4 touchdowns? What an assclown. I can’t wait to hear Charlie Palilo toast him for 2 hours on Monday.

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

610 will be kissing his ass tomorrow. When they turn, you know it's coming.

That's why I listen to 790/Charlie Pallilo. 

1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

That's why I listen to 790/Charlie Pallilo. 

When did Charlie move back to 790?

59 minutes ago, Houston20 said:

Can we get BOB the fuck out of Houston Matt Schaub style?

I'd rather Matt Schaub coach the team next season.

Charlie will roast him tomorrow. If there is anyone that doesn't know, he starts at 11 on 97.5.  If you are a Texans fan at all, it will be a must listen. 

16 minutes ago, Hate said:

Do Texans need to make changes following colossal collapse? https://es.pn/2NlTGSX
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Mentions every position except head coach...

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Charlie will roast him tomorrow. If there is anyone that doesn't know, he starts at 11 on 97.5.  If you are a Texans fan at all, it will be a must listen. 


Username checks out.

Bienemy because he's been around the pros much longer. Wouldn't mind either though. 

I'd choose anyone with enough self awareness to see when things are going wrong and make changes. 

Even Channel 11 news is questioning BOB’s job security tonight.

45 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Who’s your top 3 to replace him ?

bienemy

Or

riley 

Bienemy would be interesting. The Texans running the Chiefs offense would be a good fit.

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Bienemy would be interesting. The Texans running the Chiefs offense would be a good fit.

Hell yes, it’s a great fit 

5 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

Take vandermeer with them. He is the hawk Harrelson of NFL.

Rock and roll!

6 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Rock and roll!

And to hell with Andre Ware, too. Why the Texans couldn't find an ex-Oiler to do color, I'll never know. 

10 minutes ago, Hate said:

Even Channel 11 news is questioning BOB’s job security tonight.

Pfft. Lemme know when Spencer Tillman and Max Headroom on 13 start criticizing him. Then I'll know Buttchin is really on the ropes. 

12 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

And to hell with Andre Ware, too.

1. Who gives a fuck about the radio team ?

2. If you catch him pre draft, he’s pretty damn spot on who should be drafted 

5 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

And to hell with Andre Ware, too. Why the Texans couldn't find an ex-Oiler to do color, I'll never know. 

Yes. A couple of weeks ago during the first game against Houston he accused Derrick Henry of faking an injury to slow the clock down or something.  He wouldn’t let it go.  Henry wound up missing the next game. Ware seems like a real douchebag. I still hate him for 1988 and 1989. 

1 minute ago, Lat22 said:

Yes. A couple of weeks ago during the first game against Houston he accused Derrick Henry of faking an injury to slow the clock down or something.  He wouldn’t let it go.  Henry wound up missing the next game. Ware seems like a real douchebag. I still hate him for 1988 and 1989. 

Always has it in for the Horns, too, because McWilliams (or was it Akers?) didn't offer. 

Damn, the chronicle is really coming after him now 

 

 

 

4 hours ago, Hate said:

He feels that they need to manufacture points so he passes on going for it on 4th and inches to go up 4 touchdowns? What an assclown. I can’t wait to hear Charlie Palilo toast him for 2 hours on Monday.

Yep. That's pretty hard to defend. 

I’ll listen to more sports radio than usual today, but it seems like the guys on TV are ready for change. 

We’ve seen all we need to. Offense is inconsistent with no killer instinct or the ability to run the ball consistently (when you want/need to, rather than sneaking bullshit yards on 3rd and 20, etc.), terrible defense, terrible special teams, little to no player development. 

2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

Vernon understands us.

Just don’t take his parking spot at Luby’s....

BOB: we knew we were going to have to score more than 24 which is why we faked the punt

Everyone: then why the fuck didn't you go for it on 4th and 1 instead of kicking the FG

I knew it was over after the fake punt. Fuck me for actually believing different.

I got up went to my room and played Madden. I'm a better coach than Chin, I won my fucking game.

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