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4 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:

Watson gonna get injured by BoB play calls

Because of a called pass???

Edited by Pasken

Texans gifted by a poor home field clock operator

Game blouses

23 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Really really need another pick from Jameis here....

From your lips to God's ear.

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

that's it

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Fucking 1:37 and they had 1 timeout; take 3 knees and it’s over

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1 minute ago, Ignatius said:

What the fuck? why not take a fucking knee?

You should really only kneel when the game is ‘over’. If Hyde converted there, we seal it. But because he didn’t, Tampa gets their shot to beat us now. Never unless game is over IMO.

Edited by The Earl of Texas

Just now, The Earl of Texas said:

You should really only kneel when the game is ‘over’. If Hyde converted there, we seal it. But because he didn’t, Tampa gets their shot to beat us now. Never unless game is over IMO.

on first down, prior to the holding.

AFC Souf!!!

On 12/15/2019 at 3:05 PM, yoladu said:

the pattern continues...

 

Games 1 -3 L, W, W

Games 4 -6 L, W, W

Games 7 -9 L, W, W

Games 10 -12 L, W, W

Games 13-15: L, W

 

the pattern continues...

 

Games 1 -3 : L, W, W

Games 4 -6 : L, W, W

Games 7 -9 : L, W, W

Games 10 -12 : L, W, W

Games 13-15: L, W, W

 

Game 16: (will be a L)

A  win is a win, and the Texans won one more game than I thought they would, but I still say they'll be one and done in the playoffs....

2 minutes ago, yoladu said:

the pattern continues...

 

Games 1 -3 : L, W, W

Games 4 -6 : L, W, W

Games 7 -9 : L, W, W

Games 10 -12 : L, W, W

Games 13-15: L, W, W

 

Game 16: (will be a L)

So we lose the in the AFC Championship Game. That would be ok. 

They still have a chance to get the #3 seed to get the Steelers in the first round and avoid Baltimore in the second round.  I think all but Fuller should play next week. 

10 minutes ago, MillerEP said:

BoB horrible game management strikes again

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ANY BS CLOCK MANAGEMENT. AFC SOUTH CHAMPIONS, BRIAN. 

24 minutes ago, Hate said:

They still have a chance to get the #3 seed to get the Steelers in the first round and avoid Baltimore in the second round.  I think all but Fuller should play next week. 

Lulz what makes you think Fuller won’t tear his Achilles leaving the shitter on the flight back to Houston?

Dude would be an All-Pro if he could play even 12 games a year....

It’s ridiculous really. I’m not sure he’s cut out to be a football player.

Next weeks game moved back to the 3pm spot

 

Does it have any implications for the team or is this a garbage time game?

 

29 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Next weeks game moved back to the 3pm spot

 

Does it have any implications for the team or is this a garbage time game?

 

Texans win + Chiefs loss = 3 seed and we stay away from the Ravens. 

I trust Bill O’Brien to have the team prepared to play in either circumstance. 

I trust Bill O’Brien to have the team prepared to play in either circumstance. 


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13 hours ago, Lurch said:

Next weeks game moved back to the 3pm spot

 

Does it have any implications for the team or is this a garbage time game?

 

It’s actually a really good thing; the outcome of the KC game will be known by then so if the game means nothing (which it probably won’t) then you can rest a ton of starters...

1 hour ago, Ignatius said:

It’s actually a really good thing; the outcome of the KC game will be known by then so if the game means nothing (which it probably won’t) then you can rest a ton of starters...

Yea, the chiefs would have to lose to the chargers at home which is unlikely. The titans are also playing for a wildcard spot so they won’t roll over easily.

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14 hours ago, Js1 said:

Texans win + Chiefs loss = 3 seed and we stay away from the Ravens. 

And the bills in the 1st round. I’m not sure we would beat them.

1 hour ago, Pasken said:

Yea, the chiefs would have to lose to the chargers at home which is unlikely. The titans are also playing for a wildcard spot so they won’t roll over easily.

And Dallas wasn’t supposed to lose to the Eagles. Anything could happen! 

2 hours ago, Pasken said:

Yea, the chiefs would have to lose to the chargers at home which is unlikely. The titans are also playing for a wildcard spot so they won’t roll over easily.

This is where the Denver game bites them in the ass. They had the tie breaker with the Chiefs.

13 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

This is where the Denver game bites them in the ass. They had the tie breaker with the Chiefs.

...or that Panthers game...

58 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

This is where the Denver game bites them in the ass. They had the tie breaker with the Chiefs.

 

58 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

This is where the Denver game bites them in the ass. They had the tie breaker with the Chiefs.

There are several wins that could have gone the other way. The Texans won 8 games by a margin of 7 points or less. They are lucky to be where they are. 

It's not particularly luck. Good teams win close games on a regular basis. You are what your record says you are. However, the Bills are going to be a tough out.

It's not particularly luck. Good teams win close games on a regular basis. You are what your record says you are. However, the Bills are going to be a tough out.
And Bob made some of those games closer than they should have been since he sucks at clock MGT / closing out games

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