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7 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Have the Texans ever been anything other than the first game on Saturday in Round 1?

 

would they play both AFC games on Saturday ?

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Will the wildcard schedule come out tonight or tomorrow?

Scott Hanson on NFL Redzone said the schedule will come out late tonight. I'm assuming they wanted to let that SNF game play out to get their best schedule in order. 

Just now, TexasMan said:

Scott Hanson on NFL Redzone said the schedule will come out late tonight. I'm assuming they wanted to let that SNF game play out to get their best schedule in order. 

It’s already out. Texans with the early game

on sat.

the Texans the only team in the playoffs who had more points scored against than for in the regular season

Ravens +249

Patriots +195

SF +169

Chiefs +143

Saints +117

Vikings +104

Titans +71

GB +63

Bills +55

Eagles +31

Seahawks +7

Texans - 7

 

Interestingly, Cowboys were +113

 

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1 minute ago, yoladu said:

the Texans the only team in the playoffs who had more points score against than for in the regular season

Ravens +249

Patriots +195

SF +169

Chiefs +143

Saints +117

Vikings +104

Titans +71

GB +63

Bills +55

Eagles +31

Seahawks +7

Texans - 7

 

Interestingly, Cowboys were +113

 

This just shows how critical BOB is to the Texans' success.  A more mediocre coach would have lost all those close games the Texans won.  

The big key will be keeping Allen in the pocket, where he's probably the worst passer in the playoffs. The DL will need to pressure him.

Show me a...

I can’t do it

Texans might want to think about doing something about their defensive coaching staff during the off-season.

 

If you flip the Texans’ record in one-score games this year (8-3) they’d be 5-11....

nsaip but the Houston Texans  are gonna lose in the AFCG!

2019 regular season schedule results:

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W

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L

W

W          

L

W

W         

L

W

W         

L

W

W         

L

Wild Card Rd W?

Divisional Rd W?

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AFCG L

 

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On 12/29/2019 at 10:06 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

would they play both AFC games on Saturday ?

Apparently so, though this is the first time I can remember it happening....

Random NFL stat of the year - during the 120 minutes of game time between the Packers and Lions, Detroit never trailed yet they lost both games.  Each time GB kicked a field goal on the last play of regulation that went though the uprights after time had expired...

Nothing beats Fitz leading his team in rushing

JJ is officially back for this weekend

38 minutes ago, Lurch said:

JJ is officially back for this weekend

JJ instantly hurt, out for 2020 season.

I don't know why they bother showing Will Fuller in that video.  He probably tweeked his hammy and groin just watching it. 

As far as tomorrow goes, I have no idea what to expect.  They are probably the more talented team overall, but I have no faith that they will come to play tomorrow after this jekyll and hyde season.  I hope the formula holds true.

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My buddy asked me about the Texans -3... I almost laughed. I told him our head coach knowingly runs the ball into elite rush defenses at high volume, and we’ll likely lose for that reason alone.

Heading down for the game today from Austin. We got tickets off of stubhub but don’t have any kind of parking pass. Any thoughts on parking? Are there pay lots close that don’t require a pass? Have pretty young kids so will pay whatever - just want to get as close as possible.

1 hour ago, The Earl of Texas said:

My buddy asked me about the Texans -3... I almost laughed. I told him our head coach knowingly runs the ball into elite rush defenses at high volume, and we’ll likely lose for that reason alone.

I'll take the -3, fuck it. I like this Watson guy.

1 hour ago, Gale Snoats said:

Heading down for the game today from Austin. We got tickets off of stubhub but don’t have any kind of parking pass. Any thoughts on parking? Are there pay lots close that don’t require a pass? Have pretty young kids so will pay whatever - just want to get as close as possible.

https://stadiumparkingguides.com/nrg-stadium-parking/

That's the best map I could find of the cash lots nearby NRG.  It looks like you'll be walking a bit regardless of what you pay. 

1 hour ago, Gale Snoats said:

Heading down for the game today from Austin. We got tickets off of stubhub but don’t have any kind of parking pass. Any thoughts on parking? Are there pay lots close that don’t require a pass? Have pretty young kids so will pay whatever - just want to get as close as possible.

Take the train. Kids will enjoy it. 

That may be your best option.  Park in  garage downtown off of Main Street and hop on the train. 

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Being reported that Fuller is a longshot to play today. 

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Texans are going to fuck up the Bills today and Gale Snoats is bringing young children to watch Watson murder another team live and I consider it good parenting. 

1 hour ago, TonyTexas said:

Being reported that Fuller is a longshot to play today. 

That's a huge bummer.

3 hours ago, Gale Snoats said:

Heading down for the game today from Austin. We got tickets off of stubhub but don’t have any kind of parking pass. Any thoughts on parking? Are there pay lots close that don’t require a pass? Have pretty young kids so will pay whatever - just want to get as close as possible.

I always have success grabbing some curb or a relatively inexpensive garage in the museum district, and then hopping the train. It’s effortless. Would definitely recommend.  

What real Texan fan is expected Fuller to play today?

It’s past time to move on.

Hopefully Stills and the two TEs can hold it down.

Duvernay to the Texans would be killer.

Maybe Keke Coutee can pull his head out of his ass and contribute today.

13 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

What real Texan fan is expected Fuller to play today?

It’s past time to move on.

Hopefully Stills and the two TEs can hold it down.

He's not dead. It was reasonable to hope he could make it back but sure, you're the #1 fan.

22 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

What real Texan fan is expected Fuller to play today?

It’s past time to move on.

Hopefully Stills and the two TEs can hold it down.

The Texan exercised the $10mm 5th year option for Fuller in 2020 last spring.  I’m torn on what to do with him after that. I think he’s good when healthy. I’m leaning on buying low. 

4 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

The Texan exercised the $10mm 5th year option for Fuller in 2020 last spring.  I’m torn on what to do with him after that. I think he’s good when healthy. I’m leaning on buying low. 

Man, I think you trade him and get what you can out of the sunk cost. Maybe you can get a late 2nd/early 3rd for him.

The Texan exercised the $10mm 5th year option for Fuller in 2020 last spring.  I’m torn on what to do with him after that. I think he’s good when healthy. I’m leaning on buying low. 


Stats suggest he’s great when healthy. Completely changes the effectiveness of the offense.

Stats also suggest that isn’t often enough.

I'm confident af.

Texans 24
Bills 17

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LOL would someone give us a 2nd rounder for Fuller? It would certainly help our draft dearth. 

Classic case of head vs heart for me.

Head: without Fuller, safety rotations can be delayed, making Deshaun hang on to the ball too long against zone defenses. We doomed.

Heart: Deshaun is the MJ of football. JJ gonna give us one more epic run before his body quits.

1 hour ago, Lurch said:

 


Stats suggest he’s great when healthy. Completely changes the effectiveness of the offense.

 

Yea but it's tough when we misses 2 post seasons in a row.

First in line. Lets go!!!!! Hakeem will be leading them out of the tunnel 3c2343783ffff01384cacc2aaaa2d459.jpg

The Texans have issues, and more issues when Fuller isn't playing, but I'm not sure I would bet on Josh Allen winning his first playoff game on the road - especially with Watt out there.

I mean, what are the realistic expectations for Watt today? He tore his peck like 8 weeks ago...I'm anticipating more of an emotional impact that anything else. Hope I'm wrong

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