September 3, 20196 yr https://www.newsweek.com/woman-bleeds-death-after-rooster-pecked-her-leg-while-she-collected-eggs-1457143
September 3, 20196 yr Sucks that she passed, but JFC roosters are assholes. I remember as a kid my g-father getting spurred in the leg, bleeding all over his jeans, wrapping it up, limping to the house, grabbing his shotgun, limping back, and splattering that rooster at point blank range inside the coop before going to the doc. I also have seen a few chicken fights in OK. Good good those are a bloody mess. Roosters with these metal spurs added on. Like little knives on their legs. Going for the head/neck of the other rooster. Messy.
September 3, 20196 yr I don't believe this story for a minute. If you could die from a cock attack then South Austin's mom would have never lived to see 25.
September 3, 20196 yr wtf, did the rooster sever her femoral artery or something? edit: after actually reading the article I realize that she died of" high blood pressure; hyperlipidemia where the blood contains too much fat; diabetes; and varicose veins." Don't blame the rooster. Obligatory: Edited September 3, 20196 yr by High Plains Drifter you know he ain't gonna die
September 3, 20196 yr Savage as fuck. God damn little dinosaurs with spikes on their feet. Kills the other in a matter of seconds.
September 3, 20196 yr "Let me understand. You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?"
September 3, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Deej said: "Let me understand. You got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?"
September 3, 20196 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, BabaYaga said: Savage as fuck. God damn little dinosaurs with spikes on their feet. Kills the other in a matter of seconds. Theres a big bastard in my neighborhood always clucking about, whistling dixie, and whipping the shit out of everyone's dogs Edited September 3, 20196 yr by Kavinsky
September 3, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, BabaYaga said: Savage as fuck. God damn little dinosaurs with spikes on their feet. Kills the other in a matter of seconds. Did the other one just get beheaded?
September 3, 20196 yr A guy I used to work for raised fighting chickens and fought them somewhere in La. Those fuckers are brutal and can command a pretty penny. Lots of gambling and general debauchery involved. He used to have a catalog with all the spurs and whatnot you could buy and strap on them. Pretty damn white trashy. ETA: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pinterest.com/amp/pin/199706564697795379/ eta: part 2. Cock fighting Pinterest takes you here. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/725431452459519418/?amp_client_id=MvmuKFrWB8Lx2YU9dIW__0_oCiMDD3HLz4yZxYZgMcn41kUxwLezNWcs_L8JiFBK&mweb_unauth_id=1e4c05ed5c076cd7dac60fc90bb71cf4 Edited September 3, 20196 yr by fattyflattie
September 3, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Kavinsky said: Theres a big bastard in my neighborhood always clucking about, whistling dixie, and whipping the shit out of everyone's dogs That's a joke, I say, that's a joke, son.
September 4, 20196 yr Cock fighting? Sure. But you haven't lived until you've seen a live Cock Magic match.
September 4, 20196 yr 6 hours ago, hornhorn said: Did the other one just get beheaded? Yea, those fights are some crazy shit. My uncle still has 6 in pleasant grove Edited September 4, 20196 yr by Zepol87
September 4, 20196 yr When we moved from Austin, our new housekeeper was telling me about some hobby her husband had, and I told her that our old Austin housekeeper's husband was into cock fighting. She turned white as a ghost, spun around and started frantically dusting some window blinds. I'm sure she thought she was about to be sexually assaulted.
September 4, 20196 yr 51 minutes ago, Your Mom said: Your mom nearly died from a cock attack last night. (You guys are slipping) Are you referring to yourself in the 3rd person now?
September 4, 20196 yr 7 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said: Are you referring to yourself in the 3rd person now? Nah just had a ring side seat.
September 4, 20196 yr 11 hours ago, Zepol87 said: My uncle still has 6 in pleasant grove HAHA. "The Grove" Wife's father is not a retired 30+ years Dallas Fire Fighter. Stationed at the Grove for much of those. At his retirement party there the rest of the guys bought him (as a joke) a giant, cast aluminum longhorn. Son was just a toddler. We were walking around the station and out in the front area where all the smokers/pits are I found a live .45acp round. Captain says the kids/bangers like to try and throw them over the wall into the smokers (All fun and games until your mom's house catches on fire and you dial 911). So we're loading up this giant statue into the back of my truck. It's all ratchet-strapped down, blankets, etc and we're limping down the road with my hazards on (afraid it's going to tip and those big horns punch a hold in the truck and/or bed). Three cars in hot metallic colors with lambo-doors start circling us blaring rap music. Just pointing and laughing at the red-necks trying to transport this giant metal cow in the back of a truck. Wife's none too happy. Two toddlers in car seats. I'm just waiving and shrugging my shoulders. He still has that giant thing in his back yard near his offset. Sort of like this:
September 4, 20196 yr 15 hours ago, MrPhlegm said: As for me and grandpa we believe! "then I walked across the street and caught the Sunday smell of someone's fryin' chicken"
September 4, 20196 yr 25 minutes ago, BabaYaga said: HAHA. "The Grove" Wife's father is not a retired 30+ years Dallas Fire Fighter. Stationed at the Grove for much of those. Sort of like this: The station by St. Augustine by Spruce? I went to Dorsey from 2nd-4th grade and had to walk to school. Not the best area and a bunch of idiots driving in the hood along with high school kids not knowing how to drive. The guys at that station would help me cross the street to get to school quite a bit. Nice dudes. /csb
September 4, 20196 yr 5 minutes ago, Zepol87 said: The station by St. Augustine by Spruce? I went to Dorsey from 2nd-4th grade and had to walk to school. Not the best area and a bunch of idiots driving in the hood along with high school kids not knowing how to drive. The guys at that station would help me cross the street to get to school quite a bit. Nice dudes. /csb That's a good question. I honestly do not remember. Only went the one time. Had a big cinder-block wall around it and a giant metal gate to secure the premises and keep stuff from disappearing.
September 4, 20196 yr 28 minutes ago, Bateshorn said: It's called Coq au Vin for a reason, not Poulet au Vin. Son, treat your coq better, don't poulet so much, you'll go blind.
September 4, 20196 yr 17 hours ago, MrPhlegm said: As for me and grandpa we believe! Why do I think this is a Black Twitter joke about the difference between white and black peoples' fried chicken?
September 4, 20196 yr 21 hours ago, fattyflattie said: A guy I used to work for raised fighting chickens and fought them somewhere in La. Those fuckers are brutal and can command a pretty penny. Lots of gambling and general debauchery involved. He used to have a catalog with all the spurs and whatnot you could buy and strap on them. Pretty damn white trashy. ETA: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pinterest.com/amp/pin/199706564697795379/ eta: part 2. Cock fighting Pinterest takes you here. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/725431452459519418/?amp_client_id=MvmuKFrWB8Lx2YU9dIW__0_oCiMDD3HLz4yZxYZgMcn41kUxwLezNWcs_L8JiFBK&mweb_unauth_id=1e4c05ed5c076cd7dac60fc90bb71cf4 Manziels?
September 5, 20196 yr On 9/3/2019 at 2:27 PM, BabaYaga said: Savage as fuck. God damn little dinosaurs with spikes on their feet. Kills the other in a matter of seconds. Damn.
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