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LSU fans bitch about DBU shirts - buncha whiney cunts edition

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Can you really be DBU when your conference didn't discover the forward pass until the second decade of the 21st Century?

3 hours ago, jiffyjohnson said:

Has the LSU game happened yet? Manufacturing disrespect is quoting a guy out of context and not addressing the compliments to his opponent.

Wearing DBU shirts the week before you play DBU when you havent had a 1st round DB drafted since 2013 is attention seeking behavior. Its not even a diss if it only draws speculation and confusion as to why Texas would try and claim it in the first place. 

Fuck off UDB 

2 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

Our DBs wore DBU shirts because we are DBU. Fuck you and your shitty school.

This. We created the fucking term.  If some inbred Louisiana rednecks don't like it, too fucking bad.

They can gladly own "Coonass U".

LSU claiming to be DBU in a conference that sucks at passing is like Tyrion Lannister claiming to be Limbo King.  It's not exactly a level playing field.

Also, your program has been completely irrelevant for most of its existence.  

And you smell like corndogs, Boone's Strawberry Hill, and welfare.

2 hours ago, jiffyjohnson said:

Sorry old timer, I dont give a shit about games that didnt happen while I wasnt alive and admittedly the 90s were awful for LSU fans. So ya., in my view relevancy matters. You know who else it matters to? Recruits, and NFL scouts. 

what the fuck?  and you guys are arguing with this dipshit?

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Just now, hookem48 said:

what the fuck?  and you guys are arguing with this dipshit?

He abandoned his DBU argument upon realizing he was retarded.

5 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Bayou aggy.

This is my new name for LSU.

30 minutes ago, Deej said:

They can gladly own "Coonass U".

You don’t know what a “coonass” is, do you.  

 

I knew Aggies were dumb, but I thought more of Texas until now. 

2 minutes ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

You don’t know what a “coonass” is, do you.  

 

I knew Aggies were dumb, but I thought more of Texas until now. 

A person of Cajun ethnicity. I have a relative who is a parish judge. Claims he and his whole family are coonasses, like it's a badge of honor.

Edited by Deej

1 hour ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

You don’t know what a “coonass” is, do you.  

 

I knew Aggies were dumb, but I thought more of Texas until now. 

I don't think your school outranks Texas in a single academic metric or department of learning, so take heart, we're way fucking smarter than you and the data supports it thoroughly.

Edited by closetojumping

You don’t know what a “coonass” is, do you.  
 
I knew Aggies were dumb, but I thought more of Texas until now. 


Nobody cares
1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

I don't think your school outranks Texas in a single academic metric of department of learning, so take heart, we're way fucking smarter than you and the data supports it thoroughly.

Says the man who misuses terms.  Your ignorance is tautological.   

Just now, Drunk in Malibu said:

Says the man who misuses terms.  Your ignorance is tautological.   

Do you know what a coonass is?

4 minutes ago, Deej said:

A person of Cajun ethnicity. I have a relative who is a parish judge. Claims he and his whole family are coonasses, like it's a badge of honor.

Close.   RCAs are a fairly small percentage of the LSU fan base.  Using that term as a shorthand is woeful.  

On the other hand, when we talk about steers and queers . . . .

 

5 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Do you know what a coonass is?

By the way, this board is awful.   Y’all should come over to the Rant once your able to walk, which should be a week or two from Saturday.  

Just now, Drunk in Malibu said:

By the way, this board is awful.   Y’all should come over to the Rant once your able to walk, which should be a week or two from Saturday.  

Guy who says other people misuse terms doesn't know the difference between you're and your.

1 minute ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

By the way, this board is awful.   Y’all should come over to the Rant once your able to walk, which should be a week or two from Saturday.  

The what?

1 minute ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

By the way, this board is awful.   Y’all should come over to the Rant once your able to walk, which should be a week or two from Saturday.  

*you're

7 minutes ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

Close.   RCAs are a fairly small percentage of the LSU fan base.  Using that term as a shorthand is woeful.  

On the other hand, when we talk about steers and queers . . . .

 

Hot boudin, cold coush-coush notwithstanding.

Geaux Tigers, and stuff.

When Bammer wins a Natty does that make LSU relevant?

Nice containment thread btw

8 minutes ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

Close.   RCAs are a fairly small percentage of the LSU fan base.  Using that term as a shorthand is woeful.  

On the other hand, when we talk about steers and queers . . . .

 

But you still have more than any other major university.

 

Just now, David Dennison said:

Hot boudin, cold coush-coush notwithstanding.

Geaux Tigers, and stuff.

Cold cush cush

Hot boudin

Surly Horns

Are some fils putains

Just now, Deej said:

But you still have more than any other major university.

 

You really are ignorant.   

9 minutes ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

Close.   RCAs are a fairly small percentage of the LSU fan base.  Using that term as a shorthand is woeful.  

On the other hand, when we talk about steers and queers . . . .

 

STEERS N QUEERS! GOTTEM!

7 minutes ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

By the way, this board is awful.   Y’all should come over to the Rant once your able to walk, which should be a week or two from Saturday.  

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5 minutes ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

You really are ignorant.   

We weren't going to count ULaLa as a peer institute, but OK. 

Edited by David Dennison

 

13 minutes ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

 

On the other hand, when we talk about steers and queers . . . .

 

 

It’s ok, that’s a common mistake.

See, our team will fuck you in the ass. They will eat your asshole and fuck you til you love them. 

Its an ‘orientation’

4 hours ago, jiffyjohnson said:

Wearing DBU shirts the week before you play DBU

We are laughing.   Florida might have a case. LSU? Good shit. 

21 minutes ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

Says the man who misuses terms.  Your ignorance is tautological.   

You should challenge ctj to a foot race this weekend.  You may be able to beat him in that activity.

1 minute ago, fattyflattie said:

We are laughing.   Florida might have a case. LSU? Good shit. 

Patrick Petersen says hello.   Didn’t we run the numbers and show you weren’t all that?   Seems like I read that somewhere.  

jesus what a sad thread.  a couple of cajun cunts have half this site eating out of their hands.  not surly’s best day. 

9 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

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TBH, the smack on this Board is unimaginative and banal.   Think I’ll head back where grown men are.  

Just now, Drunk in Malibu said:

TBH, the smack on this Board is unimaginative and banal.   Think I’ll head back where grown men are.  

LOL, you keep saying that, yet you haven't crawled back to your swamp yet. 

 

We're waiting.....

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

jesus what a sad thread.  a couple of cajun cunts have half this site eating out of their hands.  not surly’s best day. 

WTF else are we supposed to do for entertainment? 

Just now, totallynotabuttpirate said:

WTF else are we supposed to do for entertainment? 

get high and watch porn?

17 minutes ago, Drunk in Malibu said:

You really are ignorant.   

You should really refrain from calling anyone "ignorant" until you've mastered the usage of your/you're.  Find a 10-year-old to help you.

 

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

get high and watch porn?

Who's to say we aren't?

Anybody want to point out to the "relevancy" fuckstick that by his own fucking measure Ohio State would be DBU?

I will occasionally go to other team's boards and see what they have to say. At no point do I feel the need to sign up and comment. It's a special kind of stupid that does that and then gets all butthurt when they get offended that their schtick doesn't go over well. But you have to be a special kind of stupid to graduate from most SEC schools.

jesus what a sad thread.  a couple of cajun cunts have half this site eating out of their hands.  not surly’s best day. 
Its a good time waster...shouldnt you be in the cowboy thread crying over white getting cut

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