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He's a good dude with a big heart that reps UT and Austin well. Fuck the haters. 

12 minutes ago, Lerka Lerka said:

He's a good dude with a big heart that reps UT and Austin well. Fuck the haters. 

We sometimes get an overdose of Matthew McConnahey, but that’s because we tune in to everything UT. He’s trying to spread the gospel to the unwashed masses. 

9 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

We sometimes get an overdose of Matthew McConnahey, but that’s because we tune in to everything UT. He’s trying to spread the gospel to the unwashed masses. 

From what I read, he is the unwashed masses.

From what I read, he is the unwashed masses.

The one time he walked by us at the Paramount, he smelled like a homeless man.
On 7/22/2020 at 12:14 AM, Lerka Lerka said:

He's a good dude with a big heart that reps UT and Austin well. Fuck the haters. 

Yep. Love me some Wooderson, even if he is a bit gamy.

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What about a cutout of the redhead with the big tits from a while back at FEC?  

42 minutes ago, Underdog said:

And here we are... 

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You just KNOW she is batshit crazy but a monster in the sack.

On 7/21/2020 at 11:44 PM, Steel Shank said:

I got wore out on MM a couple years ago.

This

On 7/22/2020 at 12:14 AM, Lerka Lerka said:

He's a good dude with a big heart that reps UT and Austin well. Fuck the haters. 

I get this too

On 7/22/2020 at 12:28 AM, ImissWallyPryor said:

We sometimes get an overdose of Matthew McConnahey, but that’s because we tune in to everything UT. He’s trying to spread the gospel to the unwashed masses. 

For sure this.

 

For me it just seems like a schtick.  Like he's just playing a character., overplaying that character.

  His appearances on Gameday and his appearance on Fallon were so cringey to me.

He was a little forced on "The Tonight Show" late last year, but you kinda figured he'd do all that going in, so wasn't inspiring nor disappointing.  The students sure seemed to love it, so that was the tie-breaker for me...decided to enjoy it.  I think back to that broadcast and how that was right when the first wave of people started getting sick in China, and how we didn't know what we didn't know.  That very night, the guy I went to the taping with was talking about China's oil consumption.  And that was all we could talk about afterwards.  We had no idea on what was to come.  So yeah, Matthew still serves a fun purpose...to take our minds off of what is wrong and focus on trying to find happiness.  He used to annoy me, but now I get it.  

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

You just KNOW she is batshit crazy but a monster in the sack.

Please refer to Matrix, Hot-Crazy, The.

WIFE: I still need to hear those three words sometimes

ME:

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6 minutes ago, Scooter Monzingo said:

Yeah it’s a bitch when that income stream rubbs up against ones morals. 

🙄

2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

What a whack.

Where has the "Minister" been through this cluster fuck with the program?

agreed - i get that answer, and i agree with it. i speak McConaughey lol

 

The dude seems real.  That is all that matters.  You can see the and relate to the ups and downs this program has been facing.  It's all on his face.

How I imagine he's feeling inside with wins 

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And losses....

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And here we are... 
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my man is sold on alignment

 

he said the same on the colin cowherd show when promoting his book yesterday

On 8/26/2020 at 9:28 AM, TrashMaster G said:

You just KNOW she is batshit crazy but a monster in the sack.

Post-divorce and pre-new wife I spent some quality weird interesting time with a chick who had this exact look.  CHECK and CHECK.

Redheads are just slightly below Latinas on the CutYourJohnsonOff-O-Meter.

Just trust me on this.

Fuck, I just saw on the twitter feed above that Sean Connery is dead. The guy seemed indestructable. RIP

2 hours ago, Jshep34 said:

Any additional info on this one

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A friend from HS works for her dad. We emailed back and forth about her when she was first noticed. I think her name is Ariel. That's about all I remember from the conversation.

but that blue light....is badass and he walked away.

On 10/31/2020 at 12:04 PM, Burt said:

A friend from HS works for her dad. We emailed back and forth about her when she was first noticed. I think her name is Ariel. That's about all I remember from the conversation.

Did you ever ask your friend if her dad carried a big pitch fork looking thing and answered to the name “King Triton”?😬

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