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the Bad Boyz movies are my guilty pleasure.  shit is funny (arguably), stupid (fo shizzle), and formulaic (most definitely).  with that said, i'm in.

 

I love Bad Boys, but that just seemed like a shitty trailer.  I bet it makes a shitload of money though.

It's not directed by Michael Bay this time, so I might watch.

36 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

Looks like Martin left some of Mama's makeup on.

daaaamn gina 

20 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I’m just glad Martin Lawrence is still alive. 

I'm ambivalent.

When it comes on the tube for free, will give it a watch.

6 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

This one was better....

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good flick

 

Bad Boys II was one of my favorite movies in HS. Came out my junior or senior year. Hard to remember when it took six years to graduate. in. 

18 hours ago, crash_davis said:

the Bad Boyz movies are my guilty pleasure.  shit is funny (arguably), stupid (fo shizzle), and formulaic (most definitely).  with that said, i'm in.

 

100% in.  Love these.  Kinda pissed it's taken them this long to make another one.  BB2 was freaking awesome.  

14 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

I think that's what I despise most about Michael Bay. Not the 'splosions, the upskirt voyeur fetish, the slow-motion helicopters, the terrible dialog...I can look past all that (who doesn't love catching The Rock at 2pm on TNT on a Sunday?). But his own personal arrogance is maddening. Under no circumstances should Bad Boys 2 be two and a half fucking hours long, but at no point did he think, "Ya know, maybe we could do without the rat fucking scene."

How the fuck does Martin Lawrence still get work?  

26 minutes ago, Underdog said:

How the fuck does Martin Lawrence still get work?  

As far as this movie, because Bad Boys came out when a lot of 40-somethings were still in high school/college, and II came out when a bunch of 30-somethings were in high school and college, and it has a huge nostalgia factor for them, and they are a desirable demographic.

See Bill & Ted.

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1 hour ago, Goo Punch said:

"couple a grape sodas" 😆 

 

That's just stupid. 

 

Everyone knows they prefer original recipe

How I feel every time a CR argument spills out of that toilet.

Or really about any kinda argument on this board that lasts longer than 3 posts.

 

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  • 1 month later...

Looks identical to the first two with Will Smith and Big Mama.

11 hours ago, Stunns38 said:

Looks identical to the first two with Will Smith and Big Mama.

and there's not a gotdayum thing wrong with that.  

1 hour ago, pepper brooks said:

and there's not a gotdayum thing wrong with that.  

This...although two could have been at least a half hour shorter. 
 

but I do love me some Presidente Ramos in it. 
“He killed himself, very sad”

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1 hour ago, pepper brooks said:

got my tickets for Monday bitches.  ZFG if you judge me.  

I'm already in line !

very watchable, and lots of great chuckles along the way.  I hope they don't take too long to make #4.  I also want to see how in the heck they get the guy out of the can in order to work off his debt after some of the people he clipped.  cannot imagine that scenario where any other law enforcement is okay with dude being free to work off his debt. Enjoyed the heck out of this one although a minor ding for not really enough "Miami" and too few hot chick scenes. 

Don't really care , just want to be the first to say:

Spoiler that shit!

How kid friendly is it, if you consider Die Hard to be the upper limit of kid friendly?

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South Austin's mom was blowing me when I made the first typo

I thought it was better than 1 and 2, I mean it was dumb and full of stereotypes and cliches but it helped that Michael Bay didn't do this so it wasn't fucking offensive. Martin Lawrence and Will Smith have charisma, I give it a 5 out of 10

Saw Will Smith on a talk show the other night. He said when people stop going to your movies you better remake the ones they did. He realizes he heading down the backside of his career arc.

15 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

How kid friendly is it, if you consider Die Hard to be the upper limit of kid friendly?

how old are the kids?  I would say not very kid friendly on language and some situations.  Lots of "f-bombs" and an "n-bomb" or two.  

17 hours ago, Baboontyme said:

How kid friendly is it, if you consider Die Hard to be the upper limit of kid friendly?

Aren't your kids still pretty young?    No kids under 14 should see it IMO.    No real nudity that I remember.   Whole lotta bad language and killin.

That said, I enjoyed the shit out of the movie.    It was fun with some nice call backs to some old jokes from the earlier movies

Edited by d2o

My 10 year old loves action movies. I don't mind the occasional MF bomb or violence. I try to stay away from n bombs, sex/nudity, gay bombs, p-bombs, etc. 

Good movie for that genre. Fun. As said above - films like this are a guilty pleasure and it delivers.

 

p.s. - Not a kid's movie. 

Edited by washparkhorn

It's dumb and ridiculous and thoroughly enjoyable just like you'd expect if you enjoyed the first two. It's a step below 2 but on par with 1. 

42 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Would you fuck a witch without a condom? 

Depends, we talking Samantha or Sabrina? 

4 hours ago, CastHorn said:

Would you fuck a witch without a condom? 

I married one and she damn sure wasn't Samantha or Sabrina.

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