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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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#12701
1 minute ago, OnAComputer said:

What an interesting way to find out I'm blocked.

You try to kidnap the monkey or get too handsy on a lapdance?

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5 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

You try to kidnap the monkey or get too handsy on a lapdance?

 

 

I thought the monkey was the one who got handsy

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#12710
4 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

I thought the monkey was the one who got handsy

Doesn’t count as handsy if it’s with your feet….or so I’m told.

#12713

In a world where we land both McVay and Stroh and they both develop into starters, we're looking at a combined 700 lbs and 13 ft in height across two guard spots. That is fucking enormous.  Better hope Arch grows a couple inches.

#12715
5 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Doesn’t count as handsy if it’s with your feet….or so I’m told.

Feet are just fucked up hands.

#12716
3 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

In a world where we land both McVay and Stroh and they both develop into starters, we're looking at a combined 700 lbs and 13 ft in height across two guard spots. That is fucking enormous.  Better hope Arch grows a couple inches.

I've grown a couple of inches since Arch committed. 

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#12718
Just now, BornAndRaised said:

I have to drive to lockhart after work and I swear to God if I miss Malik committing, I will shit a chicken.

At least Kreuz can smoke it up for you when you get there.

#12719
11 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I want to live in a world where there’s a 6’6 358 black kid from East St Louis named Miles McVay.  

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#12723
21 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

I guess we aren't done on the OL.  6'6" 360 pounds out of East St Louis.  Lets get it done.

The St. Louis Arch protecting New Orleans Arch needs to happen in Austin.  

#12724
15 minutes ago, 4th and 5 said:

  

 

 

I thought the monkey was the one who got toothy

Fify

#12725
3 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I have to drive to lockhart after work and I swear to God if I miss Malik committing, I will shit a chicken.

 

 

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#12726
5 minutes ago, Deej said:

I've grown a couple of inches since Arch committed. 

and who said they were disappointed by the Arch effect so far?  Also, does that get you to average or are we still talking shrinkage

#12728
1 minute ago, Zhorn96 said:

and who said they were disappointed by the Arch effect so far?  Also, does that get you to average or are we still talking shrinkage

At a length now that even South Austin's mom is like, "Too beaucoup"....oh, wait, who am I kidding?

#12735
1 minute ago, BornAndRaised said:

I prefer Terry Black's or Chisolm Trail but same concept.

Chisholm has went way down. Too expensive for what you get, and it’s not that good

#12737
2 minutes ago, OB3 said:

Chisholm has went way down. Too expensive for what you get, and it’s not that good

Yes their barbecue is not the best in town but the Mac and cheese taste like my grandma used to make it. Barbecue there is average for sure

#12743
58 minutes ago, Nope said:

That is a large person 

I would assume given the momentum and 4 committed OL that Flood will go big game hunting the rest of the way. With Flood that means big mammals 

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#12744
50 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

In a world where we land both McVay and Stroh and they both develop into starters, we're looking at a combined 700 lbs and 13 ft in height across two guard spots. That is fucking enormous.  Better hope Arch grows a couple inches.

Reminds me of certain other team in the SE.

#12745
56 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

I have to drive to lockhart after work and I swear to God if I miss Malik committing, I will shit a chicken.

You can use it to make chicken fried steak

#12747
1 minute ago, Leanderman said:

Always been a Blacks BBQ man myself. I am not much for beef ribs, but damn they make some good ones.

The beef rib from HEB True Texas is shockingly good.  Fridays only.  All of it, really, is shockingly good for a grocery storefront.

#12750
1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Another opportunity to laugh at Nahlin. From roughly two hours ago, so it might not be updated.

 

Nahlin with an interesting comment at the end. 

 

”A&M is stacked at DT, until the portal takes its toll”. 

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