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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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Sunday Huddle: Notes and Observations from the weekend

Hudson Standish

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(" ... there has been a bit of skepticism regarding if Muhammad will make it to Texas A&M’s BBQ event ...")

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Sunday Huddle: Notes and Observations from the weekend

Hudson Standish
 

— It’s been a bit quiet the last five days or so after an unprecedented recruiting avalanche with coaches on vacation or just taking a moment to recharge the batteries ahead of fall camp. However, I wouldn’t mistake the quiet for inactivity. Texas coaches have been ultra aggressive reaching out to elite prospects across the nation and maintaining positive momentum with their top targets.

— While it’s been a bit quiet, the player that every source is either asking about or giving information on is Longview 2023 WR Jalen Hale with the high four-star announcing a top three of Texas, Alabama, and Georgia along with a likely commitment date of September 7th. Most of the buzz I’m hearing at the moment is around Texas with Georgia acting as the primary competition. A source confirmed what most of you likely already figured to be the case, Arch Manning has been in consistent contact with Hale since his Texas commitment.

— Garland Naaman Forest DL/OL Markis Deal announced a top six of Texas, TCU, USC, Oklahoma, Georgia, and Arkansas. The feeling here has been that Texas is in the middle of the pack and after checking in with a source that’s still the current read on Deal. The source said that Deal could make the trip to Austin at the end of the month for another unofficial visit.

— Mike and I spent a couple hours yesterday watching full game(s) tape of 2023 Orlando (FL) Edgewater RB Cedric Baxter. It’s not breaking news that the No. 26 player in the nation according to the 247Sports rankings was impressive, however I’ve doubled down on my take that if positional value wasn’t a factor Baxter would be a composite five-star. Baxter has every tool in his bag as a runner and if he can improve his patience and pass protection I could absolutely see him contributing right away at the next level. We still feel great about the Horns’ chances to land Baxter and add to an already special offensive group.

— During Mike’s vacation I went out on a bit of a limb reporting Malik Muhammad’s likely timeline was still going to be late July or early August when the majority of the buzz was signaling a commitment sooner rather than later. I’m still hearing that decision timeline, but there has been a bit of skepticism regarding if Muhammad will make it to Texas A&M’s BBQ event which was scheduled to be his official visit. One source believes it’s down to Alabama and Texas with the Horns leading, but as I’ve mentioned a couple times with Muhammad there is always a chance for another twist or turn.

 

 

#15758
11 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Sunday Huddle: Notes and Observations from the weekend

Hudson Standish

👀 👀 👀 👀 

(" ... there has been a bit of skepticism regarding if Muhammad will make it to Texas A&M’s BBQ event ...")

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Sunday Huddle: Notes and Observations from the weekend

Hudson Standish
 

— It’s been a bit quiet the last five days or so after an unprecedented recruiting avalanche with coaches on vacation or just taking a moment to recharge the batteries ahead of fall camp. However, I wouldn’t mistake the quiet for inactivity. Texas coaches have been ultra aggressive reaching out to elite prospects across the nation and maintaining positive momentum with their top targets.

— While it’s been a bit quiet, the player that every source is either asking about or giving information on is Longview 2023 WR Jalen Hale with the high four-star announcing a top three of Texas, Alabama, and Georgia along with a likely commitment date of September 7th. Most of the buzz I’m hearing at the moment is around Texas with Georgia acting as the primary competition. A source confirmed what most of you likely already figured to be the case, Arch Manning has been in consistent contact with Hale since his Texas commitment.

— Garland Naaman Forest DL/OL Markis Deal announced a top six of Texas, TCU, USC, Oklahoma, Georgia, and Arkansas. The feeling here has been that Texas is in the middle of the pack and after checking in with a source that’s still the current read on Deal. The source said that Deal could make the trip to Austin at the end of the month for another unofficial visit.

— Mike and I spent a couple hours yesterday watching full game(s) tape of 2023 Orlando (FL) Edgewater RB Cedric Baxter. It’s not breaking news that the No. 26 player in the nation according to the 247Sports rankings was impressive, however I’ve doubled down on my take that if positional value wasn’t a factor Baxter would be a composite five-star. Baxter has every tool in his bag as a runner and if he can improve his patience and pass protection I could absolutely see him contributing right away at the next level. We still feel great about the Horns’ chances to land Baxter and add to an already special offensive group.

— During Mike’s vacation I went out on a bit of a limb reporting Malik Muhammad’s likely timeline was still going to be late July or early August when the majority of the buzz was signaling a commitment sooner rather than later. I’m still hearing that decision timeline, but there has been a bit of skepticism regarding if Muhammad will make it to Texas A&M’s BBQ event which was scheduled to be his official visit. One source believes it’s down to Alabama and Texas with the Horns leading, but as I’ve mentioned a couple times with Muhammad there is always a chance for another twist or turn.

 

 

So MM just tweeted that he has unfinished business winning at every level in Texas and Standish is saying it feels like Texas vs Bama. How awesome would it be if he cx's his aggy OV and commits  during the pool party?

#15760

I’d prefer him cancel before their event and commit to Texas. That way he can work on having other guys like Hill come to town once more during that same weekend.

#15761
9 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

So MM just tweeted that he has unfinished business winning at every level in Texas and Standish is saying it feels like Texas vs Bama. How awesome would it be if he cx's his aggy OV and commits  during the pool party?

 

 

And then spikes Jimbo in the nuts.

 

#15763
19 hours ago, Not a Sock said:

“Derrick and his wife Emily are going through some relationship issues.”

vs 

Derrick has been fucking a 23 year old he hired into his department and is paying her rent, but his wife won’t divorce him because she is afraid he will get custody of the kids since she has a OxyContin habit.

 

Which one of these statements will start  more shit if said at a office luncheon?

Can the 23 yr old also have a drug habit please?

#15764
4 minutes ago, futureman said:

 

“When you’re out there you just like to see guys out there looking back at you and wanting to compete to be on the field in a way most kids out there don’t want to do anymore out there on the field.”

#15768
3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Didn’t Pimp C go to Texas !!?!? I believed he did

C A L C U L A T O R!!!!!!   

#15769
16 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Molly. 

Ahh ok. Speaking of which, Lauren Burke and I did some molly the other night and made sweet passionate love all night. True story 

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#15770
9 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Ahh ok. Speaking of which, Lauren Burke and I did some molly the other night and made sweet passionate love all night. True story 

Screenshot_20220710-182810_Instagram.thumb.jpg.82e0139ec269ca77b69e7c0e91b74f3c.jpg

Well then you are the luckiest guy alive

#15772
3 hours ago, Burntcowboy said:

Not sure if this has been posted yet. The site keeps crashing when I open it and scroll through the comments 

I haven't had any issues on any part of this site except this page of this thread, it is borked.

#15773
17 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

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Well then you are the luckiest guy alive

Yea it was epic. Cat was pulling a Case. Taping us in the corner 

@ztejas can confirm 

Edited by Fletch

#15776
2 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

I think case was doing a lil bit more than filming...

Cat*
 

read the post dammit 

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#15777
13 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Yea it was epic. Cat was pulling a Case. Taping us in the corner 

@ztejas can confirm 

Cat Osterman filmed you fucking ztejas? 

#15778
1 minute ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Cat Osterman filmed you fucking ztejas? 

Ztejas wishes. He’s deeply deeply closeted. NTTAWWT

#15783

Are y'all sure it is surly that is borked or did all of you just check out Elizabeth's secret pics?

#15784
1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Are y'all sure it is surly that is borked or did all of you just check out Elizabeth's secret pics?

The juice was worth the squeeze.

#15788

I just tried, its just page 316 that sucks, everything else is fine. Someone must be linking images from Belarusian porn sites.

#15789
9 minutes ago, immamac said:

has anyone tried changing themes that is having issues? 

 

1 minute ago, Vertigo said:

I just tried, its just page 316 that sucks, everything else is fine. Someone must be linking images from Belarusian porn sites.

Yep, Page 316 on this thread is literally the only one that gets messed up for me. This page works fine, just tested page 314 and 315 and they work fine.

#15791
9 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I just tried, its just page 316 that sucks, everything else is fine. Someone must be linking images from Belarusian porn sites.

Good news: page 316 sucks with or without whatever issues yall are dealing with.

#15794
27 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I just tried, its just page 316 that sucks, everything else is fine. Someone must be linking images from Belarusian porn sites.

no, all of my belarusian porn site are working fine on my iphone.

#15795
32 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I just tried, its just page 316 that sucks, everything else is fine. Someone must be linking images from Belarusian porn sites.

If that’s what did it, there would be a hell of a lot more pages than just 316 that are borked. 

#15796
45 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

I just tried, its just page 316 that sucks, everything else is fine. Someone must be linking images from Belarusian porn sites.

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#15799
Just now, Chango said:

“Your joking” said the sooner

Scroll down to where he looses his mind because he ain’t want to meet him their.  Sooner DNA confirmed 

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