July 17, 20223 yr The problem is Jimbo is developing a gut so the pullover barely fits. Probably too fat for a tee now.
July 17, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said: Yeah, don’t want to think about it too much, but I don’t think there’s even a tee under that quarter zip. There isn’t. Jimbo wears the same shit all the time. His clothing budget is probably a percentile of what Aggy insurance salesmen spend at Kohls.
July 17, 20223 yr Popular Post Jimbo’s wife just wanted to ride rollercoasters. I’m not familiar with a football player named rollercoaster.
July 17, 20223 yr 31 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said: Wikipedia says Jimbo is 5'10" but there's no fucking way. He's even wearing boots which have heels and Sark is in tennis shoes Wait, NM. Those are dress shoes The first page of Google results (“Jimbo Fisher height”) shows anywhere from 5’6” to 5’10,” so he’s 5’4”
July 17, 20223 yr Popular Post 1 hour ago, SarksJuggs said: “So uh, your recruiting class is pretty balls” "So then dangon man dat there Saban man come 'round talking bout dangon croot man boom man all water hole, can't you believe it?" Sark: ".....?....."
July 17, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, JesusSweatDuck said: Wikipedia says Jimbo is 5'10" but there's no fucking way. He's even wearing boots which have heels and Sark is in tennis shoes Wait, NM. Those are dress shoes Yeah there's no way. I'm 5'10'' and when I met Sark he was about an inch or so taller than I was.
July 17, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Radical Larry said: I’m not familiar with a football player named rollercoaster. He's a golfer named Spieth
July 17, 20223 yr 21 hours ago, Huckleberry said: Also, don't post Charlie Strong football. Thank you. That brand of football needs ellipses, quotation marks, and question marks, all simultaneously. Charlie Strong…”football”?
July 17, 20223 yr 4 minutes ago, 52-80 said: That brand of football needs ellipses, quotation marks, and question marks, all simultaneously. Charlie Strong…”football”?
July 17, 20223 yr Like @Wulaw Horn on an Arkansas road trip. Edited July 17, 20223 yr by Daichee Bell
July 17, 20223 yr 7 minutes ago, Daichee Bell said: Sark trying to figure out how to tell him he can’t make the pool party.
July 17, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, LebongJames said: Is Jimbo 5’4? 4 hours ago, Chango said: Someone do a Frodo/Gandalf 3 hours ago, Nope said: The first page of Google results (“Jimbo Fisher height”) shows anywhere from 5’6” to 5’10,” so he’s 5’4” This photo angle was actually used to minimize the height difference between the two men. Taller subject in front: 1) Taken below head level makes subject in the front appear larger. 2) Taken from above the taller subject in front reduces the appearance of the size difference. The opposite is true when the shorter subject is closer to the camera. -a low camera angle will reduce the appearance of a difference in size. Problem is that the shot got the feet of both men as well, so it is easier to determine that Jimbo is a hobbit.
July 17, 20223 yr 4 hours ago, SarksJuggs said: “So uh, your recruiting class is pretty balls” Sark with the dominant position, little jimbo leaning slightly back like a cuck. That, or his gut is so big he has to balance the weight distribution.
July 17, 20223 yr 2 minutes ago, Napoleon said: This photo angle was actually used to minimize the height difference between the two men. Taller subject in front: 1) Taken below head level makes subject in the front appear larger. 2) Taken from above the taller subject in front reduces the appearance of the size difference. The opposite is true when the shorter subject is closer to the camera. -a low camera angle will reduce the appearance of a difference in size. Problem is that the shot got the feet of both men as well, so it is easier to determine that Jimbo is a hobbit. I think you’re giving Chris Hummers photographic mind a lot of credit here
July 17, 20223 yr Popular Post 29 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said: I think you’re giving Chris Hummers photographic mind a lot of credit here I found a forever home for one of the stray apostrophes Edited July 17, 20223 yr by Pato del Muerto
July 17, 20223 yr 7 hours ago, Codaxx said: I was fan of the old system. ILB, OLB, WDE, SDE, and DT. Now it’s Edge (apologies, EDGE), DL, and LB. Much harder to be lazy and know where everyone plays now by checking the positional designations Why is Edge always capitalized?
July 17, 20223 yr 9 minutes ago, Napoleon said: This photo angle was actually used to minimize the height difference between the two men. Taller subject in front: 1) Taken below head level makes subject in the front appear larger. 2) Taken from above the taller subject in front reduces the appearance of the size difference. The opposite is true when the shorter subject is closer to the camera. -a low camera angle will reduce the appearance of a difference in size. Problem is that the shot got the feet of both men as well, so it is easier to determine that Jimbo is a hobbit. I'm going to choose to believe you, but I think this pic makes the difference look less pronounced
July 17, 20223 yr 5 minutes ago, Ignatius said: Why is Edge always capitalized? To minimize the height difference between Sark and Cuck.
July 17, 20223 yr 8 minutes ago, TommyGufano said: I'm going to choose to believe you, but I think this pic makes the difference look less pronounced Sark looks like he’s regretting every second of that conversation
July 17, 20223 yr 25 minutes ago, TommyGufano said: I'm going to choose to believe you, but I think this pic makes the difference look less pronounced Guy on the left is enormous!
July 17, 20223 yr 31 minutes ago, Leanderman said: Dumbo dresses like someone left the backdoor open at the Salvation Army Store? Jimbo's X leaves her backdoor open at the Salvation Army Store
July 17, 20223 yr Popular Post 4 hours ago, victory88 said: That has to be the funniest shit I’ve seen. Keep the photoshops coming. Edited July 17, 20223 yr by OU Sucks
July 18, 20223 yr Popular Post Josh Pate on Late Kick right now basically calling out USC for overpromising to Addison and A&M probably fracturing their locker room by not delivering the goods to their recruiting class. If this has gone mainstream, definitely not good for those staffs…
July 18, 20223 yr Popular Post Sunday Huddle: News and Notes from the weekend Hudson Standish (Toviano ... 👀 👀 👀 👀 ) Spoiler Sunday Huddle: News and Notes from the weekend Hudson Standish — Over a week ago I mentioned that a Top247 recruit not committed to Texas felt like Arlington Martin 2023 DB Javien Toviano would eventually wind up choosing Texas. This weekend got an additional report from a trusted source that a separate group of recruits feels the same about Toviano eventually selecting UT. Toviano has been extremely smart with the process and likes to keep his recruitment close to the vest, so any nugget of information is worth it’s weight in gold. While a number of recruits feel like Toviano winds up in Austin the other programs we hear consistently mentioned are Texas A&M and Michigan, with the Aggies being the top contender or leader depending on who you talk to. — After I got the Toviano nugget I reached out to a source on Shiner 2023 DB Dalton Brooks to see if there was anything new with the small school athlete’s recruitment. The key takeaways were that the source felt like Texas A&M still lead, but there was a chance that Brooks could visit Texas at the end of the month especially if Arch Manning is in attendance. My read on Brooks remains the same, if he announces this summer Texas A&M makes the most sense and would be my pick unless something drastically changes. — Last week I mentioned that I was going to hop on the phone with a team source and gave people the opportunity to submit some questions. I’ll have a full piece later in the week but here are some nuggets for tonight. Q: Mike first reported in May that DeMarvion Overshown would likely spin down to EDGE in addition to playing off ball linebacker. Overshown mentioned the move at Big12 media days this past week as well, what was the catalyst for that move? A: The confidence the staff has in Jaylan Ford off ball, in addition to needing some extra juice on the EDGE. Diamonte Tucker-Dorsey showing up and immediately becoming one of the team’s hardest workers along with crushing workouts helped a ton as well. I don’t think they make the decision to move around DMO if they didn’t trust Ford as much as they do though. Q: What’s the most interesting storyline for the offense heading into fall camp (Can’t say QB battle)? A: I think how Sark decides to utilize personnel packages will be really fascinating. (Jahleel) Billingsley and (Ja’Tavion) Sanders crushed spring ball, the running back room is loaded and Shug (Roschon Johnson) is the heartbeat of this team, then the WR room has Isaiah Neyor and Jordan Whittington who are starter level talents, plus Agiye Hall who is a freak, and Brenen Thompson who has made a major impact early and is seriously competing for that starting returner spot as well. Worthy and Robinson are easy calls but effectively deciding between 10/11/12/20/21 personnel is going to be tough. The good thing is that Sark is exactly the guy you want at the helm to figure out how to feed that many mouths. — One last thing, Mike and I planned to record an episode of the state of recruiting and talking texas at Coaching school in San Antonio but a minor family emergency (nothing critical) kept me from making the trip. Apologies to the board for missing two episodes and we’ll make sure to make it up to y’all, this one was on me but sadly I couldn’t avoid or prepare for it. Appreciate the patience a ton
July 18, 20223 yr When the sources are all other recruits, I’ll put basically zero stock in that. Unless it’s reported as the recruit in question actually told the source that he has decided on school x. Which this definitely was not.
July 18, 20223 yr 29 minutes ago, Getafix said: Sunday Huddle: News and Notes from the weekend Hudson Standish (Toviano ... 👀 👀 👀 👀 ) Hide contents Sunday Huddle: News and Notes from the weekend Hudson Standish — Over a week ago I mentioned that a Top247 recruit not committed to Texas felt like Arlington Martin 2023 DB Javien Toviano would eventually wind up choosing Texas. This weekend got an additional report from a trusted source that a separate group of recruits feels the same about Toviano eventually selecting UT. Toviano has been extremely smart with the process and likes to keep his recruitment close to the vest, so any nugget of information is worth it’s weight in gold. While a number of recruits feel like Toviano winds up in Austin the other programs we hear consistently mentioned are Texas A&M and Michigan, with the Aggies being the top contender or leader depending on who you talk to. — After I got the Toviano nugget I reached out to a source on Shiner 2023 DB Dalton Brooks to see if there was anything new with the small school athlete’s recruitment. The key takeaways were that the source felt like Texas A&M still lead, but there was a chance that Brooks could visit Texas at the end of the month especially if Arch Manning is in attendance. My read on Brooks remains the same, if he announces this summer Texas A&M makes the most sense and would be my pick unless something drastically changes. — Last week I mentioned that I was going to hop on the phone with a team source and gave people the opportunity to submit some questions. I’ll have a full piece later in the week but here are some nuggets for tonight. Q: Mike first reported in May that DeMarvion Overshown would likely spin down to EDGE in addition to playing off ball linebacker. Overshown mentioned the move at Big12 media days this past week as well, what was the catalyst for that move? A: The confidence the staff has in Jaylan Ford off ball, in addition to needing some extra juice on the EDGE. Diamonte Tucker-Dorsey showing up and immediately becoming one of the team’s hardest workers along with crushing workouts helped a ton as well. I don’t think they make the decision to move around DMO if they didn’t trust Ford as much as they do though. Q: What’s the most interesting storyline for the offense heading into fall camp (Can’t say QB battle)? A: I think how Sark decides to utilize personnel packages will be really fascinating. (Jahleel) Billingsley and (Ja’Tavion) Sanders crushed spring ball, the running back room is loaded and Shug (Roschon Johnson) is the heartbeat of this team, then the WR room has Isaiah Neyor and Jordan Whittington who are starter level talents, plus Agiye Hall who is a freak, and Brenen Thompson who has made a major impact early and is seriously competing for that starting returner spot as well. Worthy and Robinson are easy calls but effectively deciding between 10/11/12/20/21 personnel is going to be tough. The good thing is that Sark is exactly the guy you want at the helm to figure out how to feed that many mouths. — One last thing, Mike and I planned to record an episode of the state of recruiting and talking texas at Coaching school in San Antonio but a minor family emergency (nothing critical) kept me from making the trip. Apologies to the board for missing two episodes and we’ll make sure to make it up to y’all, this one was on me but sadly I couldn’t avoid or prepare for it. Appreciate the patience a ton
July 18, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Octavian said: Josh Pate on Late Kick right now basically calling out USC for overpromising to Addison and A&M probably fracturing their locker room by not delivering the goods to their recruiting class. If this has gone mainstream, definitely not good for those staffs… Found by @TheMailBox357
July 18, 20223 yr Popular Post 6 hours ago, victory88 said: That has to be the funniest shit I’ve seen. Keep the photoshops coming.
July 18, 20223 yr 13 minutes ago, Vermin said: “It makes more sense for Hill to choose the Aggies” What? Why? He’s their 976th missing piece.
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