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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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#17851
15 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Well we know it's not because of this:

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Maybe. But I would have a hard time relating to someone who looks like this:

Bill Bedenbaugh - Offensive Line - Football Coaches - University of Oklahoma

Looks like one of those crazy televangelists

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#17853
16 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Well we know it's not because of this:

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Maybe. But I would have a hard time relating to someone who looks like this:

Bill Bedenbaugh - Offensive Line - Football Coaches - University of Oklahoma

Shit it's like Andy from The Office got elephantiasis and then went to the beauty parlor

 

 

 

#17854
57 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

A fun tidbit to come out of the Kirkland stuff is that Bedenbaugh is apparently not a hit with the non-whities in the trenches these days. I don't know if that's been a known thing for some guys like @golfclap or a few of the okie recruitniks that are on here and not completely worthless like @Pdawg88 and @kilroydos , but I hadn't heard it or read it before. And if the okies think it's bullshit, that would also be a good data point, even if it is less entertaining to consider. Either way, I heard it in passing while bullshitting with a buddy who would know, but I didn't ask for details or do any research.

Miami has no room for Kirkland, but they don't think he's a bad take. He's developmental and has the raw materials that Flood and Cristobal crave - overall size and strength. Cristobal needs guys that can contribute immediately and Flood needs guys that can play after 2-3 years on campus. 

Kirkland could legitimately commit to MSU tomorrow even if they don't expect that. Or he's committing to Texas in one of the most bizarre recruitments in my 30+ years of following recruiting religiously.

I have been around him only a couple times at football camps with my son. He has always been pleasant to me(I am white though). I will say he seems like a quite guy and pretty much keeps to himself. I could see how it comes across harsh. And my reading comprehension isn’t that good, am I worthless? 

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#17857
28 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Well we know it's not because of this:

YARN | You know he white, right? | Hustle & Flow (2005) Crime | Video gifs  by quotes | ab65d200 | 紗

 

Maybe. But I would have a hard time relating to someone who looks like this:

Bill Bedenbaugh - Offensive Line - Football Coaches - University of Oklahoma

The most punchable face list has a new leader in the club house.  

#17859
1 minute ago, Dbeasy said:

The most punchable face list has a new leader in the club house.  

I learned recently that the Germans have a word for it:  Backpfeifengesicht.

translated it says a face in need of a fist. 
 

one source:  https://germanyinusa.com/2019/02/22/word-of-the-week-backpfeifengesicht/#:~:text=Well%2C Germans have a unique,and Gesicht means “face”.

#17861
14 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

I have been around him only a couple times at football camps with my son. He has always been pleasant to me(I am white though). I will say he seems like a quite guy and pretty much keeps to himself. I could see how it comes across harsh. And my reading comprehension isn’t that good, am I worthless? 

The way I interpreted it was less about being harsh and more about just not being very relatable. Like Dr. Evil dealing with his son, Scott Evil.

#17863
4 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The way I interpreted it was less about being harsh and more about just not being very relatable. Like Dr. Evil dealing with his son, Scott Evil.

dr-evil-with-it | James L'Etoile

#17864
35 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Well we know it's not because of this:

YARN | You know he white, right? | Hustle & Flow (2005) Crime | Video gifs  by quotes | ab65d200 | 紗

 

Maybe. But I would have a hard time relating to someone who looks like this:

Bill Bedenbaugh - Offensive Line - Football Coaches - University of Oklahoma

He looks like an alien who put on a mask of an actual human face to try and blend in, but the face mask doesn’t fit on well.

#17865
6 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

The way I interpreted it was less about being harsh and more about just not being very relatable. Like Dr. Evil dealing with his son, Scott Evil.

I could see this being true, with the limited time I have been around him. 

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#17868
15 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:


He's like a male Karen caught just at the moment he's about to demand to speak to the manager.

Wife seems like the type who likes to let her opinion be heard at suburban school board meetings.

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#17869
16 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

He looks like an alien who put on a mask of an actual human face to try and blend in, but the face mask doesn’t fit on well.

I guess I’ll spoiler this gif

 

Spoiler

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#17870
37 minutes ago, Pdawg88 said:

I have been around him only a couple times at football camps with my son. He has always been pleasant to me(I am white though). I will say he seems like a quite guy and pretty much keeps to himself. I could see how it comes across harsh. And my reading comprehension isn’t that good, am I worthless? 

Probably.

#17871
5 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

Wife seems like the type who likes to let her opinion be heard at suburban school board meetings.

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Pretty sure they used those kids photos in 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days.' Although I've never watched it. 

#17872
18 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

He looks like an alien who put on a mask of an actual human face to try and blend in, but the face mask doesn’t fit on well.

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#17878
1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Well we know it's not because of this:

YARN | You know he white, right? | Hustle & Flow (2005) Crime | Video gifs  by quotes | ab65d200 | 紗

 

Maybe. But I would have a hard time relating to someone who looks like this:

Bill Bedenbaugh - Offensive Line - Football Coaches - University of Oklahoma

Good God???!!

--"Mr. Bendebaugh!!...Just give me one damn moment without the gerbil up your ass so I can take your photo"

--"No"

#17879
1 hour ago, Shaggyhorn said:

 


Yes, but not for that reason.

 

 

58 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The value you assign yourself is more important than that which others assign you.  
 

but yes. 

 

26 minutes ago, Droopy said:

Probably.

 

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#17880
2 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Not defending him, but he had players in position and they whiffed.  What do you do?

You are defending him, and you aren’t wrong. On many occasions you could tell that PK knew exactly what was coming and had called the perfect defense, only to have his player fuck it off, especially when it came to containment. There’s always the argument that a big part of his job is to make sure the players are in the right position, especially the ones on the edge, since that’s his position group. In that area… eh…

#17882
1 minute ago, mannewers said:

Looks like he needs to fight a southpaw next time so they can punch in the right side of his face.

I thought your face was supposed to be somewhat symmetrical?

#17883
39 minutes ago, kilroydos said:

Gettin ready to talk about Creed Humphrey to a recruit...

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Thought this was a deep fake at first

#17884
1 hour ago, UDontKnow said:

Well we know it's not because of this:

YARN | You know he white, right? | Hustle & Flow (2005) Crime | Video gifs  by quotes | ab65d200 | 紗

 

Maybe. But I would have a hard time relating to someone who looks like this:

Bill Bedenbaugh - Offensive Line - Football Coaches - University of Oklahoma

Looks like a man whose poor colon is crying out for him to try just one bite of fucking vegetables. 

 

#17887
1 minute ago, bad_teammate said:

coke?

If so, it's at the airport with the whole team about to be interviewed live.  That's a move, for sure.

#17888
6 minutes ago, kilroydos said:

If so, it's at the airport with the whole team about to be interviewed live.  That's a move, for sure.

Had to finish the bag before security

#17899
4 minutes ago, TankedBevo said:

Back to recruiting...

Don't know if we're still considering him or not but it's worth noting 

Seems like it's gonna be OU

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