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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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#22255
9 hours ago, Genghis said:

In the meantime is he challenging wide receivers to breakdancing competitions?

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#22256
20 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

Who wins in a chicken wing eating contest? Giles, or Ketch?

Winner takes on Derek Warehime in a biggest shit contest? I assume the Little family will be the judges, naturally. 

Ketch would crush him.  We’re talking two different classes here

#22261

Haha what an awesome page this is. I was in a shitty Walmart in Temple/belton as I was driving to Austin due to being out of the house while she/we contemplate ending our engagement and I had a mind blip by saying Giles. High comment, well done. But next time I’ll say Bo Giles to cover all bases. Maybe akina too?

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#22264
44 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Lol.  Who wants to take bets he signs here?

I'll take that bet. Bijan is going to go off this year. Baxter is going to be running behind an absolutely loaded offensive line and playing with Arch Manning in Sark's system. And the NIL potential is better in Austin than just about anywhere. 

#22265
11 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I'll take that bet. Bijan is going to go off this year. Baxter is going to be running behind an absolutely loaded offensive line and playing with Arch Manning in Sark's system. And the NIL potential is better in Austin than just about anywhere. 

Miami could get their shit together and have players cruising around South Beach in Lambos and Ferraris

#22266
Miami could get their shit together and have players cruising around South Beach in Lambos and Ferraris

You just look at South Beach over there with all the clubs and girls and beach and restaurants and it’s just such a perfect place to drive your new Lambo

-Miami co-DC and LB coach Charlie Strong
#22267

So Baxter taking visits, MM taking a Bama visit, Derek Williams taking 4 visits...wtf does a commitment even mean

#22268
5 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

So Baxter taking visits, MM taking a Bama visit, Derek Williams taking 4 visits...wtf does a commitment even mean

....same thing it always has? Not exactly shocking news here.

#22269
2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

....same thing it always has? Not exactly shocking news here.

this. when you sign elite players, they are hounded by other programs until they sign. Better to have them here "committed" and taking visits than not in case we decide NOT to shit the bed this year.

#22270

It's been hinted at that some schools have guys pretty much signed in blood with whatever they're doing on the NIL front. Wonder what Texas is doing, if anything, to make these commits stick.

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#22271
16 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

So Baxter taking visits, MM taking a Bama visit, Derek Williams taking 4 visits...wtf does a commitment even mean

Hi and welcome to recruiting. I can see by your handle and ignorance that you were born in 2019. 

Edited by Pato del Muerto

#22272
23 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

So Baxter taking visits, MM taking a Bama visit, Derek Williams taking 4 visits...wtf does a commitment even mean

You better believe we are working on doing the same thing, my dude.

#22273
24 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

It's been hinted at that some schools have guys pretty much signed in blood with whatever they're doing on the NIL front. Wonder what Texas is doing, if anything, to make these commits stick.

Plenty. These players are hedging bets, same way they are at other schools. If Texas blows asshole again this year, you can expect attrition. If Texas is good, they've locked guys up, same as other programs in the same way.

#22274
51 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

So Baxter taking visits, MM taking a Bama visit, Derek Williams taking 4 visits...wtf does a commitment even mean

Tex-19 is a saint, never talked to any other women when he had a girlfriend.

#22276
18 minutes ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

Tex-19 is a saint, never talked to any other women when he had a girlfriend.

That wasn't by choice.

#22277
9 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Haha what an awesome page this is. I was in a shitty Walmart in Temple/belton as I was driving to Austin due to being out of the house while she/we contemplate ending our engagement and I had a mind blip by saying Giles. High comment, well done. But next time I’ll say Bo Giles to cover all bases. Maybe akina too?

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#22278
12 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Haha what an awesome page this is. I was in a shitty Walmart in Temple/belton as I was driving to Austin due to being out of the house while she/we contemplate ending our engagement and I had a mind blip by saying Giles. High comment, well done. But next time I’ll say Bo Giles to cover all bases. Maybe akina too?

If you’re contemplating then end it or you’ll be paying her and her attorney a lot more to do the same thing in a few years.

#22284

Saw a comment on that one that was along the lines of “yea well he’s playing against schools that can’t even afford helmets for all their players.” I laughed.

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#22286
1 hour ago, Hank_Hill said:

Saw a comment on that one that was along the lines of “yea we’ll he’s playing against schools that can’t even afford helmets for all their players.” I laughed.

same school that Peyton and Eli played for.... I’ll take my chances!

#22287
7 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

That pass to the other commit was absurd.

Shit yeah. And on the run as well. Dropped it right in the basket. 

But clearly overrated because of his last name and such.

#22292
33 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That last link mentions that if is a 5a team that arch’s 2a team just beat.  But I’m sure the competition was terrible. 

Hahnville was 6-2 in the regular season last year 

#22293
5 hours ago, NWAustinDude said:

 

The local camera angles really show Arch going through true progressions and hitting second and third options. That bodes well.

#22296
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Only 11.4 yards per carry. Do. Not. Want.

Yeah, with that being the average, it means some of his carries weren't even first downs.

#22298
1 hour ago, victory88 said:

I’m sure Jalen Hale is loving this aggy offense and dying to play with King lol

He looks like he is throwing a wet ball in dry weather

#22299
On 9/2/2022 at 10:21 AM, Hornlover said:

Miami could get their shit together and have players cruising around South Beach in Lambos and Ferraris

Or they could end up on the Bang Bus, you just never know in Miami 

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