Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (â‹®) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

Featured Replies

  • Replies 33.2k
  • Views 5.1m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

  • Born Burnt
    Born Burnt

  • 49 in Sept.  It sucks - went from jogging and a swimmer to tremors and shakes.  I'm scared to death of fixing a light bulb on a ladder.  I just pray it isn't MS.  Neither have a blood test, it takes t

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    I know it feels like cool shit is happening, but Surly needs to gear all the fucking way up. Big big things coming. Let’s.Fucking.Go!

Posted Images

  • Popular Post
#24063
13 hours ago, crash_davis said:

i bet that motherfucker is high as a kite, nekkid and playing the banjos.

*bongos. It’s bongos man. We aren’t aTm. 

#24065
1 hour ago, NoName said:

Bijan just outed himself as spider man!

05C5BACE-FC11-4321-B08C-3717CA72972E.thumb.jpeg.70ae746b40e66dafcaff9542a26b384c.jpeg

It looked like a solid finger bang move.  Squirt game is strong 

#24066
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

*bongos. It’s bongos man. We aren’t aTm. 

 

SydneyCarton as Sheldon and CTJ as Leonard?

 

 

#24070

Gerry Hamilton: Texas Longhorns Best Class Scenario

Quote

The Texas Longhorns enter the week with the No. 5 recruiting class in the On3 Consensus team rankings with 21 commitments in the fold. Steve Sarkisian and staff have 13 commitments in the On3 Consensus top 300, and 15 five-stars or four-stars headlined by On3 Consensus 5-stars Arch Manning and Derek Williams.

The most updated best class scenario is made up of 27 players, including 19 members of the On3 Consensus top 300. The group of 27 includes 22 On3 Consensus five-star or four-star prospects. All 27 will not be in the class, but a combination of the numbers likely gets Texas a second straight top five class.

Texas Longhorns best class scenario

QB Arch Manning, New Orleans (La.) Isidore Newman
On3 Consensus: No. 1 (Consensus five-star)
#AllGasNoBrakes

RB Cedric Baxter Jr., Orlando (Fla.) Edgewater
On3 Consensus: No. 39
#AllGasNoBrakes

RB Tre Wisner, DeSoto (Texas) High
On3 Consensus: No. 312
#AllGasNoBrakes

WR Johntay Cook II, DeSoto (Texas) High
On3 Consensus: No. 41
#AllGasNoBrakes

WR DeAndre Moore, Bellflower (Calif.) St. John Bosco
On3 Consensus: No. 81
The competition: The Louisville verbal has Texas and Georgia fighting for the flip. Moore will make official visit to Georgia November 5, and Texas in November or December.

WR Ryan Niblett, Houston (Texas) Eisenhower
On3 Consensus: No. 72
#AllGasNoBrakes

TE Duce Robinson, Phoenix (Ariz.) Pinnacle
On3 Consensus: No. 22 (Consensus five-star)
The competition: USC leads Texas, Georgia and Alabama. Texas is working to get Robinson’s cancelled September official visit rescheduled.

TE Will Randle, New Orleans (La.) Isidore Newman
On3 Consensus: No. 753
#AllGasNoBrakes

TE Spencer Shannon, Santa Ana (Calif.) Mater Dei
On3 Consensus: No. 599
#AllGasNoBrakes

OT Jaydon Chatman, Killeen (Texas) Harker Heights
On3 Consensus: No. 194
#AllGasNoBrakes

OT Payton Kirkland, Orlando (Fla.) Dr. Phillips
On3 Consensus: No. 295
#AllGasNoBrakes

OT Trevor Goosby, Melissa (Texas) High
On3 Consensus: No. 514
#AllGasNoBrakes

IOL Connor Stroh, Frisco (Texas) Wakeland
On3 Consensus: No. 504
#AllGasNoBrakes

IOL Andre Cojoe, Mansfield (Texas) Timberview
On3 Consensus: No. 712
#AllGasNoBrakes

DL Markis Deal, Garland (Texas) Naaman Forest
On3 Consensus: No. 102
The competition: Texas leads Georgia and TCU with Arkansas on the peripheral.

DL Jordan Hall, Jacksonville (Fla.) Westside
On300 Consensus: No. 100
The competition: Georgia leads Alabama, Ohio State, Florida, Texas and LSU.

DL Dylan Spencer, Houston (Texas) C.E. King
On3 Consensus: No. 268
#AllGasNoBrakes

DL Sydir Mitchell, Oradell (N.J.) Bergen Catholic
On3 Consensus: No. 200
#AllGasNoBrakes

EDGE Colton Vasek, Austin (Texas) Westlake
On3 Consensus: No. 160
The competition: The Oklahoma verbal remains in contact with the Texas staff, and a couple of Texas players.

EDGE Billy Walton, Dallas (Texas) South Oak Cliff
On3 Consensus: No. 640
#AllGasNoBrakes

LB/EDGE Derion Gullette, Marlin (Texas) High
On3 Consensus: No. 151
#AllGasNoBrakes

LB Anthony Hill, Denton (Texas) Ryan
On3 Consensus: No. 16 (Consensus 5-star)
The competition: The Texas A&M commitment remains in contact with the Longhorns staff.

LB S’Maje Burrell, Fort Worth (Texas) North Crowley
On3 Consensus: No. 252
#AllGasNoBrakes

LB Liona Lefau, Kahuku (Hawaii) High
On3 Consensus: No. 356
#AllGasNoBrakes

S Derek Williams, New Iberia (La.) Westgate
On3 Consensus: No. 27
#AllGasNoBrakes

S Jamel Johnson, Arlington (Texas) Seguin
On3 Consensus: No. 244
#AllGasNoBrakes

N/CB/S Javien Toviano, Arlington (Texas) Martin
On3 Consensus: No. 35
The competition: LSU has been trending over Texas, Texas A&M, Oregon and Michigan. A lot can change here.

CB Malik Muhammad, Dallas (Texas) South Oak Cliff
On3 Consensus: No. 45
#AllGasNoBrakes

 

#24074
1 hour ago, satyanash said:

Gerry Hamilton: Texas Longhorns Best Class Scenario

 

No Akana? Do the coaches prefer Vasek at that spot?

 

 

#24078

'I had to go into the office at halftime. What running backs played/looked good in the second half?"

A janitor's job is never done. :)

#24079
'I had to go into the office at halftime. What running backs played/looked good in the second half?"
A janitor's job is never done. [emoji4]

giphy.gif
#24082

"Anybody know what running backs played in 2nd half? I had to fuck my wife for the millionth time"

Glad you went back to women :) 

#24086
42 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

"Anybody know what running backs played in 2nd half? I had to fuck my wife for the millionth time"

Glad you went back to women :) 

Sheep Love GIFs | Tenor

 

Edited by Bevo

#24088
30 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Looking at his name, there’s a lot to like. 

Ewers to Pimpton sounds dirty.

#24089
1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

"Anybody know what running backs played in 2nd half? I had to fuck my wife for the millionth time"

Glad you went back to women :) 

*he didn’t. 

#24097
5 hours ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

Anybody know what running backs played in 2nd half? I had to fuck my wife for the millionth time

Username approved

  • Popular Post
#24099
I definitely have 10 seconds to spare.
The gal bringing beers up the stairs is the real keeper though

Sent from my Pixel 6 using Tapatalk

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.