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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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#26704
2 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Add Arch to the list of 20+ 4 stars and 5 stars attending the game. 

 

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#26706
5 minutes ago, futureman said:

that makes me uncomfortable. 

Says everyone on Surly, every time you post.

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#26709
43 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

He heard McDonald was going to be there and got worried if he'd still have a spot .

You ever seen a McDonald

without a golden Arch?

#26710

 

21 hours ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Justin Benton locks in official visit to Texas

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Justin Benton has locked in an official date to check out the Texas Longhorns.

The On3 Consensus 3-star defensive tackle and West Virginia verbal informed Inside Texas Thursday afternoon that he is scheduled to officially visit Texas December 3-5.

The 6-foot-0 3/4, 280 pound wrecking ball was offered by the Longhorns October 28. He posted a picture of Texas sophomore defensive tackle Byron Murphy II in the offer tweet, which is the player Benton reminds the Texas staff of most.

The Longhorns main competition for the West Virginia “soft commit” is currently Arkansas. Benton made an official visit to Arkansas last weekend.

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The Peach State prospect committed to the Mountaineers June 18 over finalists Tennessee, Mississippi State, Georgia, Houston, Nebraska, Duke and Penn State. He made an official visit to West Virginia June 3. 

Benton played his freshman and sophomore seasons Newton High (Covington, Ga.) before transferring to IMG Academy for his junior campaign. He transferred back to Newton High for his senior season. The quick and powerful defensive tackle with a non-stop motor posted 37 tackles, eight tackles for loss and three sacks in the first four games on the 2022 season. He posted 76 tackles, 19 tackles for loss and nine sacks as a freshman bursting onto the recruiting scene. 

Benton’s father is former Georgia Bulldogs linebacker Phillip Benton. 

 

#26714
10 minutes ago, Gravy Train said:

Haven't seen this posted elsewhere and the language used seems dubious.  If so, we just fabricated an off-ramp for Putin?

https://euroweeklynews.com/2022/11/11/breaking-vladimir-putin-offered-surrender-terms-by-the-west-after-humiliating-kherson-loss/

 

I don't think we have the numbers for Putin at this point.  He should go to A&M to play QB as they need all the help they can get. 

#26715
2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I don't think we have the numbers for Putin at this point.  He should go to A&M to play QB as they need all the help they can get. 

 

I believe Putin would feel right at home in the scenery that is Comrade Station.

#26716
3 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I don't think we have the numbers for Putin at this point.  He should go to A&M to play QB as they need all the help they can get. 

2 dictators in one room. Very very interested. 

#26719
23 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

 

I believe Putin would feel right at home in the scenery that is Comrade Station.

He would certainly find the architecture to be similar.

#26721

Why is he holding a fish?  And I assume we're a hat on the table here... I suppose they're going to claim a head to head victory for some recruiting momentum. 

#26722
5 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Why is he holding a fish?  And I assume we're a hat on the table here... I suppose they're going to claim a head to head victory for some recruiting momentum. 

I mean he already decommitted from Aggy

#26723
7 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Why is he holding a fish?  And I assume we're a hat on the table here... I suppose they're going to claim a head to head victory for some recruiting momentum. 

That's not just a fish. It's a Wahoo.

#26724
13 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Why is he holding a fish?  And I assume we're a hat on the table here... I suppose they're going to claim a head to head victory for some recruiting momentum. 

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#26725
6 minutes ago, Bevo said:

That's not just a fish. It's a Wahoo.

It’s actually a barracuda. And why the fuck is he holding one?

#26726
8 minutes ago, justhookit said:

It’s actually a barracuda. And why the fuck is he holding one?

I don't get it.

#26728
11 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I don't get it.

The fish. It’s a barracuda. There’s really nothing to not get. But yeah seems like that fish has been in other edits too? I don’t usually pay much attention to the graphics.

Edited by justhookit

#26729
8 minutes ago, justhookit said:

The fish. It’s a barracuda. There’s really nothing to not get. But yeah seems like that fish has been in other edits too? I don’t usually pay much attention to the graphics.

Yeah, I get that it's a barracuda. I just don't get why it is in the graphic. I guess it is better than holding a turkey, though. Personally, I would have gone with a hairless cat like Dr. Evil.

Edited by Bevo

#26734
1 hour ago, RabidM said:

Why is he holding a fish?  And I assume we're a hat on the table here... I suppose they're going to claim a head to head victory for some recruiting momentum. 

It is the only trophy aggy has!!!!

#26735
30 minutes ago, RabidM said:

Is Bowens a take for us? 

Depends on how many more DL they want to take? Deal, Becton, Hicks, and Pierce are all takes right now for Texas.

#26737

 

 

2 hours ago, RabidM said:

Why is he holding a fish?  And I assume we're a hat on the table here... I suppose they're going to claim a head to head victory for some recruiting momentum. 

 

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

I don't get it.

 

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Yeah, I get that it's a barracuda. I just don't get why it is in the graphic. I guess it is better than holding a turkey, though. Personally, I would have gone with a hairless cat like Dr. Evil.

 

I gotta spoiler this shit.

 

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Of all the stupid shit aggy does, this is the thing that you can't wrap your brain around? What's not to get about a fish in a recruit photo?

Edited by Hornlover

#26739
 
 
Of all the stupid shit aggy does, this is the thing that you can't wrap your brain around? What's not to get about a fish in a recruit photo?


I just assume it’s because all the sheep are taken.
#26740
 
 
 
I gotta spoiler this shit.
 
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Of all the stupid shit aggy does, this is the thing that you can't wrap your brain around? What's not to get about a fish in a recruit photo?


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Mo money Mo problems huh aggy lol

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#26748
6 minutes ago, BornAndRaised said:

Billy Walton is such a good eval before he blew up.

He's a beast. Remember when aggy said he was a scrub we only took to get Muhammad? I guess they forgot to... WATCH. THE. TAPE. 

#26750

Out of curiosity, do Walton and Dylan Spencer play the same position?

Let me clarify, do they project to the same position in college?

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