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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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#33001
11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just found out randomly that my wife worked with Trevor goosby’s dad at wet n wild when they were teens. How can I use this information to become a program insider?

Garland or Arlington?

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#33004
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just found out randomly that my wife worked with Trevor goosby’s dad at wet n wild when they were teens. How can I use this information to become a program insider?

Your wife got wet n wild with Goosby’s dad?  

#33006
1 hour ago, TommyGufano said:

Garland or Arlington?

I thought Garland was White Water. 
 

There were 2 White Waters and 1 Wet n Wild. 
 

I remember being in 5th grade and playing videos games dripping wet at White Water…and getting shocked. In hindsight, seems like a really bad idea.  

Edited by Tex Pete

#33007
46 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

I thought Garland was White Water. 
 

There were 2 White Waters and 1 Wet n Wild. 
 

I remember being in 5th grade and playing videos games dripping wet at White Water…and getting shocked. In hindsight, seems like a really bad idea.  

Some internet sleuthing seems to suggest it was White Water until they sold to Wet n' Wild in 1986. It was always Wet n' Wild to me, as I was born in '86

#33008
4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just found out randomly that my wife worked with Trevor goosby’s dad at wet n wild when they were teens. How can I use this information to become a program insider?

Pics of wife in a bikini?

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#33012
12 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just found out randomly that my wife worked with Trevor goosby’s dad at wet n wild when they were teens. How can I use this information to become a program insider?

Not sure about you, but I bet Trevors dad was definitely insider.

#33013
13 hours ago, RabidM said:

I lost track... who has to fist themselves if we get Duce? 

when Duce enrolls here you have to fist @JesusSweatDuck’s wife.  don’t worry, it’s like a windsock.  piece of cake. 

#33014
13 minutes ago, futureman said:

when Duce enrolls here you have to fist @JesusSweatDuck’s wife.  don’t worry, it’s like a windsock.  piece of cake. 

Why don't you be a leader and show us how easy it is to leave this planet. Don't worry, well follow your lead. We promise 

Edited by JesusSweatDuck

#33016
9 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Cooper manning was at Donn’s depot tonight. That’s all I got. Thought y’all would want to know.

You're a great man.

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#33017
20 hours ago, KennyPowders said:

Put a gun in your mouth, squeeze trigger, easy

I know that was intended to be funny, but it's not. Use your head before posting. 

#33018
15 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Cooper manning was at Donn’s depot tonight. That’s all I got. Thought y’all would want to know.

Donn's is a classic...

 

#33019
13 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Why don't you be a leader and show us how easy it is to leave this planet. Don't worry, well follow your lead. We promise 

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#33020

Gerry Hamilton update on Duce recruitment.

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Duce Robinson and family members continue to communicate with USC, Texas and Georgia.

There continues to be more chatter about USC’s position improving.

And now a little chatter about UGA’s not being as strong as before.

Still trending to a USC-Texas decision if the family remains in Phoenix. Baseball remains a serious factor.

 

#33023
2 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

If baseball remains a serious factor then it sure as fuck wouldn't be USC.

He means professional baseball

#33026

The April 1st decision day surprised me.
 

The MLB Draft is mid July. If he’s serious about round ball, he should wait and see where he gets drafted. It’ll briefly hurt him in football, but I think it’s the smart play long term. 
 

He should have a pretty good idea of where he’s going if he gets invited to the MLB Combine in late June. 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

#33027
On 2/25/2023 at 8:19 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Just found out randomly that my wife worked with Trevor goosby’s dad at wet n wild when they were teens. How can I use this information to become a program insider?

LOL. I played summer league hoops with Mike. Great guy. He damn near made the Cowboys as a UDFA WR. He was a very late cut. 
And yeah, having a buddy work at Wet-n-Wild as a high schooler was the shit. 

#33028
6 hours ago, NTVTXN said:

LOL. I played summer league hoops with Mike. Great guy. He damn near made the Cowboys as a UDFA WR. He was a very late cut. 
And yeah, having a buddy work at Wet-n-Wild as a high schooler was the shit. 

Goosby might be my favorite linemen in this class. Think he has great potential as he grows and redshirts.

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#33029
On 2/28/2023 at 6:44 AM, BurntOrange&White said:

Goosby might be my favorite linemen in this class. Think he has great potential as he grows and redshirts.

Plus his dad banged Pato del Muerto's wife. 

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#33030

Anything about Deuce Robinson? Still looking at the April 1 date? Seems odd that being one of the top prospects left on the board it it has gone pretty much radio silent for any news at this point.

#33031
52 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

Anything about Deuce Robinson? Still looking at the April 1 date? Seems odd that being one of the top prospects left on the board it it has gone pretty much radio silent for any news at this point.

Last I heard U$C and GA were the leaders and GA seemed too far away.

Ctj said something about Texas needing to find a better NIL offer for us to be considered. 

Edited by Mr. Mojo Risin'

#33032
5 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

Last I heard U$C and GA were the leaders and GA seemed too far away.

Ctj said something about Texas needing to find a better NIL offer for us to be considered. 

New shit has apparently come to light...

On 2/23/2023 at 12:30 PM, closetojumping said:

FWIW, I would now argue that there is a decent chance that Robinson enrolls at Texas in June. I don't think I would take even odds or anything, but I'll take Texas over anyone else as it stands now. Should be fun to watch.

#33034
43 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

As an update, I don’t have any updates. Haven’t talked about him with anyone in over a month. 

What the fuck, man? What do we even pay you for? 

#33036
52 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

As an update, I don’t have any updates. Haven’t talked about him with anyone in over a month. 

 

8 minutes ago, Lou_Sassle said:

What the fuck, man? What do we even pay you for? 

This was still more informative than anything from ketch or the 9.95 crew…ketch.gif.10da4961e6dedde3f5e3993b5c5837fa.gif

#33037
2 hours ago, Laxtonto said:

Anything about Deuce Robinson? Still looking at the April 1 date? Seems odd that being one of the top prospects left on the board it it has gone pretty much radio silent for any news at this point.

Sources say he’s still coming 

#33038
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

As an update, I don’t have any updates. Haven’t talked about him with anyone in over a month. 

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#33040
2 hours ago, closetojumping said:

As an update, I don’t have any updates. Haven’t talked about him with anyone in over a month. 

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#33044
2 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

I get the feeling that Robinson doesn't like playing football.

He's USC bound.  All the previous UGA picks have changed in the last few weeks.  Can play for Lincoln's soft team.

#33048
1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Damn...Futureman was wrong, shame.

But, but he assured us he was never wrong

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