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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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10 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Happy if he commits but hard to get too excited with a 2023 running back when every year it’s a fight to hold on to Drayton.

I get it after Ewers I guess, but we are such a beaten down fan base that a commitment from the best player in Texas isn’t that exciting because it’s too early. 

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1 minute ago, UncleSonny said:

I get it after Ewers I guess, but we are such a beaten down fan base that a commitment from the best player in Texas isn’t that exciting because it’s too early. 

That's a broad fucking "we" there, buddy. 

30 minutes ago, Strat said:

Bijan, Jonathan, Jaydon, Rueben... RB Whisperer, give that man respect.

- Intel on Herman screwing up Noah Cain recruitment, who knows if he did similar with 2021 crew. This clearly shows Drayton is respected by recruits.

I think it’s pretty safe to say Herman screwed up 2021 recruiting. 

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That's a broad fucking "we" there, buddy. 

I think you know what I mean but fine. Anyone not excited to get a commit this level needs to sack-up, Sark ain’t Herman.

Just now, UncleSonny said:

I think you know what I mean but fine. Anyone not excited to get a commit this level needs to sack-up, Sark ain’t Herman.

 

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6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

That's a broad fucking "we" there, buddy. 

No shit, especially since the "prevailing wisdom" - haha - had him a huge lean to the slope-heads to the north.

 

20 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Happy if he commits but hard to get too excited with a 2023 running back when every year it’s a fight to hold on to Drayton.

You think Drayton is going to leave now that he doesn't have to recruit for 2 years??

But I partially agree with you, hard too get too excited with so much time left. I'd have to imagine the flip rate with guys that commit this early is pretty high.

4 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

You think Drayton is going to leave now that he doesn't have to recruit for 2 years??

But I partially agree with you, hard too get too excited with so much time left. I'd have to imagine the flip rate with guys that commit this early is pretty high.

If he went to the NFL he'd never have to recruit again

1 minute ago, Dijon Robinson said:

If he went to the NFL he'd never have to recruit again

But other than recruiting, he seems to like college better

Dropping at 9ct I think.

I’ve ignored my family for most of the evening anyway, I can make it a few more minutes. 

Just now, UncleSonny said:

Dropping at 9ct I think.

I’ve ignored my family for most of the evening anyway, I can make it a few more minutes. 

That's the surly spirit!

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2 minutes ago, UncleSonny said:

Dropping at 9ct I think.

I’ve ignored my family for most of the evening anyway, I can make it a few more minutes. 

The only recruit I can remember who actually dropped at the top of an expected hour was Hullaby, I'd give yourself a 20 min buffer

Just now, Teryor said:

The only recruit I can remember who actually dropped at the top of an expected hour was Hullaby, I'd give yourself a 20 min buffer

Bijan's commitment was exactly at the time he announced, which makes total sense considering his personality

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56 minutes ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Happy if he commits but hard to get too excited with a 2023 running back when every year it’s a fight to hold on to Drayton.

IIIIIIIIIII’mmmmmmm going to go ahead and say this one stays locked in. Title of the thread is going to need an edit. 

Congrats to Owens, Texas, and, uuuuhhhh, the Owens family. 

Here.We.Go. 

Are we doing this???

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1 hour ago, thepop said:

Is this a Bijan caliber RB?

He was post #1 in this thread.

His freshman highlights were ridiculous, and his sophomore season are even better.

He's currently the #1 ranked player in the state for 2023.

Comparing him to Bijan is disingenuous to both players. He is a stud.

 

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

IIIIIIIIIII’mmmmmmm going to go ahead and say this one stays locked in. Title of the thread is going to need an edit. 

Congrats to Owens, Texas, and, uuuuhhhh, the Owens family. 

Here.We.Go. 

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2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

IIIIIIIIIII’mmmmmmm going to go ahead and say this one stays locked in. Title of the thread is going to need an edit. 

Congrats to Owens, Texas, and, uuuuhhhh, the Owens family. 

Here.We.Go. 

You motherfuckers who have been begging us to start playing the game, please sit down before reading this

2 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

IIIIIIIIIII’mmmmmmm going to go ahead and say this one stays locked in. Title of the thread is going to need an edit. 

Congrats to Owens, Texas, and, uuuuhhhh, the Owens family. 

Here.We.Go. 

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I’m all for it

How long until Daddy98 and Co. start ramping up the Uncle Red talk?

all your recruits are belong to us. deal with it.

11 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

IIIIIIIIIII’mmmmmmm going to go ahead and say this one stays locked in. Title of the thread is going to need an edit. 

Congrats to Owens, Texas, and, uuuuhhhh, the Owens family. 

Here.We.Go. 

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12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

IIIIIIIIIII’mmmmmmm going to go ahead and say this one stays locked in. Title of the thread is going to need an edit. 

Congrats to Owens, Texas, and, uuuuhhhh, the Owens family. 

Here.We.Go. 

Fuck yes. It’s about damn time!  

12 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

IIIIIIIIIII’mmmmmmm going to go ahead and say this one stays locked in. Title of the thread is going to need an edit. 

Congrats to Owens, Texas, and, uuuuhhhh, the Owens family. 

Here.We.Go. 

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14 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

IIIIIIIIIII’mmmmmmm going to go ahead and say this one stays locked in. Title of the thread is going to need an edit. 

Congrats to Owens, Texas, and, uuuuhhhh, the Owens family. 

Here.We.Go. 

 

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1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

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there is always an uncle and we are going to meet every single Fucking one of them

And our uncle, is @UncleSonny

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

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I think this is the happiest I've seen you since Ewers decommitted 

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17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

IIIIIIIIIII’mmmmmmm going to go ahead and say this one stays locked in. Title of the thread is going to need an edit. 

Congrats to Owens, Texas, and, uuuuhhhh, the Owens family. 

Here.We.Go. 

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Just now, Hornlover said:

It must be official. Even Roach put in a CB.

 

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5 confidence. Nice one Mike.

21 minutes ago, Teryor said:

The only recruit I can remember who actually dropped at the top of an expected hour was Hullaby, I'd give yourself a 20 min buffer

18 mins fuck, almost had it perfect

Random thought in relation to this excellent news. Glasscock was just made official, would he be the one coordinating this type of...commitment

Not going to lie, it’s going to be awkward for me calling a black teenager “Black Unicorn” for the next 7 years. 

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