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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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1 hour ago, futureman said:

it has a blue check mark!

Yeah, so Twitter doesn't know that it got catfished by a fake Arch...but Justin Wells does know? 

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Got damn with that balloon display. All your middle school female recruits and their moms are ours.

I may try to see if she can decorate for the next baby shower at my house. 

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4 hours ago, Hornlover said:

 

check someone check to see if he has any illegibility remaining?

1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

Got damn with that balloon display. All your middle school female recruits and their moms are ours.

I may try to see if she can decorate for the next baby shower at my house. 

Those are eggs sir!  Each one has $10K in them for the recruits to take home.

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51 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Robby and Bobby? Robert and Bobert?

3 hours ago, TotallyLegit said:

Yeah, so Twitter doesn't know that it got catfished by a fake Arch...but Justin Wells does know? 

Twitter is one of the few organizations less competent than 9.95ers so … yes. 🤷🏻‍♂️

1 hour ago, crash_davis said:

check someone check to see if he has any illegibility remaining?

We can't know if that is Peyton unless we see the skin tight front shirt tuck in. I see some slack around the sides, I am unconvinced. Enhance... Enhance. 

33 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Is it me or does he not look happy to be here?

Well, they shouldn't have taken the picture while we had locked him out of the facility. 

Is it me or does he not look happy to be here?
Some guys just don't like posing for pics, and/or tryna look hard.
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8 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

Arch reportedly visiting Bama next weekend

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thought it was known that he would give Bama and LSU a visit?

 

11 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

If he commits, who owes who a solid? Sark or Flo?

Maalik?

43 minutes ago, Thiefery said:

thought it was known that he would give Bama and LSU a visit?

 

Was supposed to be back here next weekend.

35 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Was supposed to be back here next weekend.

Better to space it out for momentum.
 

Also good for him to see what he needs to from the main guys sooner rather than later so he can commit sooner than later one way or another. 
 

He was always gonna go see Bama again.

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1 hour ago, Thiefery said:

Maalik?

Rodrick Pleasant.  I want a dude who runs a 10.5 as a Junior. 

Just now, jeevsie said:

Rodrick Pleasant.  I want a dude who runs a 10.5 as a Junior. 

That's what I want my nose tackles running. 9.0 or GTFO for everybody else.

3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

4X200? Is that a thing or a typo? I only remember 4X100 and 4X400. 

keep up boomer😀

4x2 is a great race.  Think I'll go see one in about 45 minutes.

400m relay, 800m relay and the mile relay

10 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

Rodrick Pleasant.  I want a dude who runs a 10.5 as a Junior. 

He meant Pleasant’s HS teammate Murphy deserved the credit for the recruitment

3 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Gullette should be at the top of the board/priority.

Hearing he is an athletic freak.

2 hours ago, nycHorn said:


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Hah he did go to the golf. I can't think of anything more boring than watching other men golf while dead sober but to each their own. 

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Hah he did go to the golf. I can't think of anything more boring than watching other men golf while dead sober but to each their own. 

He's a golfer too, so I bet it's fun enough for him to hang out there for a bit

38 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Hah he did go to the golf. I can't think of anything more boring than watching other men golf while dead sober but to each their own. 

sober. that’s funny. he’s a manning. 

Roach 

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— We checked in with sources to see how the visit was going for Arch Manning. As we expected, we were told the visit was going well, but there’s been a change in tone when talking to sources. Maybe it’s a mid-visit high, but multiple people we’ve talked to have gone from a place of quiet confidence or cautious optimism to louder confidence that signals strong belief the Longhorns will land the five-star passer. Manning spent last night with the entire coaching staff along with close friend Will Randle and Johntay Cook, and he’s also spending time at the Dell Match Play event in town. I still don’t expect a commitment coming out of this weekend, and I think the staff is alright with that. I’ll have a lot more detail following the weekend but shift in tone and confidence was palpable when talking to several people today.

— Johntay Cook got into town early and spent Thursday night with Manning, Randle and the coaching staff. Cook told me that the three hung out and watched the March Madness games betting a set of push-ups on Gonzaga and Arkansas. Cook took Arkansas, so Manning had to give him 20 push-ups following the win by the Razorbacks. This was probably just what the doctor ordered for Cook. He’s been through the visit circus many times, but a laid-back environment with the staff and Manning was a refreshing change. Texas just needs to keep plugging ahead here, and landing Manning would help a ton.

— I think the most significant thing to come out of Texas Relays was some clarity in the recruitments of four-star Marlin linebacker Derion Gullette and five-star La Grange cornerback Bravion Rogers. Hudson will have more on Rogers, but he was one of the most impressive prospects on the hoof today. I think we’ve re-calculated where things stand in his recruitment, and Texas is in a better place than originally thought. For Gullette, there hasn’t been a ton of clarity there, but I also think Texas is in a better position for him than I originally thought. It will still be a long road for both, but I don’t think they have to make up the ground we thought they did.

 

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