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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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11 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

They need to cut Rivals out of the composite rankings, it's awful. On3 and 247 have this kid as a mid 3-star and Rivals has him as a top 200 player in the country. 

Oops - my bad

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32 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Answer for the trivia question this year of who did A&M unexpectedly bag after the kid said he was announcing in December is Bravion Rogers

 

And it begins!!! 

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

Recruits literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

I want the same thing. And I have this fantasy that my wife wants it too.

4 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I want the same thing. And I have this fantasy that my wife wants it too.

8 wins this year?

48 minutes ago, Bevo said:

I want the same thing. And I have this fantasy that my wife wants it too.

Two chicks at the same time?

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3 minutes ago, stork642 said:

Two chicks at the same time?

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SIAP but apparently as of a few days ago Louisiana is now letting high schoolers sign NIL deals. Arch about to get paidddd

Also one step closer to full-fledged free agency. Every state is gonna be allowing this soon just to keep up

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

Reverse gangbang?

You have been watching the wrong porn, son. Have you not heard what happened to @NowThis?

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49 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

SIAP but apparently as of a few days ago Louisiana is now letting high schoolers sign NIL deals. Arch about to get paidddd

Also one step closer to full-fledged free agency. Every state is gonna be allowing this soon just to keep up

Any talk recently of national legislation?

1 hour ago, Tex-19 said:

Every state is gonna be allowing this soon just to keep up

I'm sure the Texas legislature will be on the cutting edge of this. 

4 hours ago, Bevo said:

You have been watching the wrong porn, son. Have you not heard what happened to @NowThis?

At the risk of getting pmderka'd, from the context clues i assumed he took a javelin to the ass? Maybe a spear? 

7 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

At the risk of getting pmderka'd, from the context clues i assumed he took a javelin to the ass? Maybe a spear? 

You know, the usual. A cut and paste fuckup, with a link to a pegging video.

Jamaal Shaw goes 12.08 in the 100 at district. He has been hurt most of track season, but that’s still slower than his time as a freshman 12.02. 

29 minutes ago, Jabberwocky said:

 

He had a 32oz ribeye and he was dipping each piece in fondue tonight, so I’m going to pass on his morning after drop photos. 
 

💩 💥

Love his trolling but shit man.. he probably commits there anyways.. 

Definitely A&M bound. I'm guessing they have a $300-500k NIL deal lined up

26 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Definitely A&M bound. I'm guessing they have a $300-500k NIL deal lined up

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Love the recruiting pitch for Arch. 🤣

14 hours ago, Hornlover said:

You know, the usual. A cut and paste fuckup, with a link to a pegging video.

What page is it on in the original thread? Searched and can’t find 

38 minutes ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

What page is it on in the original thread? Searched and can’t find 

just google "pegged" and it will show up as the first link in images

15 hours ago, Hornlover said:

You know, the usual. A cut and paste fuckup, with a link to a pegging video.

Ah, so that's what Gerry Hamilton goes by here.

So weird you see all these Aggy commits/players publicly make fun of/trash their own school, yet end up committing there. Don’t feel like you see that anywhere else. We all know why they commit there, but you’d think that would make it extremely obvious to everyone else what’s going on. 

It's out in the open now. We either play the game or fall further behind the competition.

8 hours ago, texifornia said:

What a colossal fucking goober this poster is

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They are committing to aggy for the thot house, duh. 

On 4/12/2022 at 5:31 PM, Tex-19 said:

SIAP but apparently as of a few days ago Louisiana is now letting high schoolers sign NIL deals. Arch about to get paidddd

Also one step closer to full-fledged free agency. Every state is gonna be allowing this soon just to keep up

If you buy a product based on the endorsement of a high school kid.... I hope you are in high school.....

9 hours ago, Rholl said:

If you buy a product based on the endorsement of a high school kid.... I hope you are in high school.....

I could see it for star players in small towns, or even big stars in suburbs with a single high school.

“Come on down to Piggly Wiggly in Port Neches this Sunday to meet Roschon Johnson!” gets a few people in the door. 
 

“Test drive a new Silverado and get an autograph from Eagles QB Kyler Murray Saturday from 9-12 at Allen Chevrolet” and so on.

15 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I could see it for star players in small towns, or even big stars in suburbs with a single high school.

“Come on down to Piggly Wiggly in Port Neches this Sunday to meet Roschon Johnson!” gets a few people in the door. 
 

“Test drive a new Silverado and get an autograph from Eagles QB Kyler Murray Saturday from 9-12 at Allen Chevrolet” and so on.

Seventh grade me would have made my parents take me to Wally's to get autographs from Corby Brooks, Jason Reeves, and Keith Lyons.

20 minutes ago, tokamak said:

I could see it for star players in small towns, or even big stars in suburbs with a single high school.

“Come on down to Piggly Wiggly in Port Neches this Sunday to meet Roschon Johnson!” gets a few people in the door. 
 

“Test drive a new Silverado and get an autograph from Eagles QB Kyler Murray Saturday from 9-12 at Allen Chevrolet” and so on.

Yep. I say this lovingly: Texas is absolutely strange enough to make this profitable. 

On 4/12/2022 at 11:30 PM, Jabberwocky said:

 

 

In case y'all were waiting with bated breath... It's an unofficial visit to Michigan State.

 

Dude got himself an Edit for an unofficial visit.

Just now, Hornlover said:

 

In case y'all were waiting with bated breath... It's an unofficial visit to Michigan State.

 

Dude got himself an Edit for an unofficial visit.

Do their uniforms actually scream "state" across the front like that? 

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25 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Do their uniforms actually scream "state" across the front like that? 

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The 2021 alternates. They were real and they were shit.

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