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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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17 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

Of course that’s where Nahlin would get himself depantsed by the staff.

I've been depantsed several times at Crown and Anchor, once by a table full of sorority girls.

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14 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I've been depantsed several times at Crown and Anchor, once by a table full of sorority girls.

I’ve seen a number of intriguing films on the internet with a similar plot line. 

I'll probably get some flack for this, but I'm not trolling.
Consider it a drunk /slash/ "unawares" post.

So, is it just me, or are the majority of extra-sized White Linemen going to be redheads?

Not all, but like 51+ % of them?

 

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Or at least, a much higher percentage than say... redheads in an accounting or data processing job.

No dis on those jobs.  
Well, not a big dis.

Hah, get it... "big".  

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2 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Aggy mom trolling us??

 

I really hope we land Reed.

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

 

We dumped our four kids at the hotel and went to Moonshine for a great CFS, Jalapeno Hangar Steak and cocktails. Crown & Anchor. Of course that’s where Nahlin would get himself depantsed by the staff. Very on brand, actually. 

Not sure I like your tone regarding Crown and Anchor here 🧐

9 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Aggy mom trolling us??

 

Mom and dad went to aggy. 

But has there been any indication that they ARE aggys?

23 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Mom and dad went to aggy. 

But has there been any indication that they ARE aggys?

I think that number might be low. It may be up to 5%’ers.  I have a bunch of Aggie friends that don’t worship dead collies, drink the Kool-aid, fuck sheep, celebrate moral victories, think Jimbo is a god or think they didn’t pay out the ass for that last recruiting class.  I don’t think they teach analytical thinking and logic in College Station so maybe the cultish lifestyle isn’t for everyone that goes there?

3 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

I think that number might be low. It may be up to 5%’ers.  I have a bunch of Aggie friends that don’t worship dead collies, drink the Kool-aid, fuck sheep, celebrate moral victories, think Jimbo is a god or think they didn’t pay out the ass for that last recruiting class.  I don’t think they teach analytical thinking and logic in College Station so maybe the cultish lifestyle isn’t for everyone that goes there?

Wrong. 

10 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Aggy mom trolling us??

 

Not sure, but if I got to have my picture taken with McConaughey, VY, and Bijan all on the same day - I'd think I'd died and gone to heaven. 

10 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.

 

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Jimbo Fisher, paragon of WR evaluations 

18 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

I think that number might be low. It may be up to 5%’ers.  I have a bunch of Aggie friends that don’t worship dead collies, drink the Kool-aid, fuck sheep, celebrate moral victories, think Jimbo is a god or think they didn’t pay out the ass for that last recruiting class.  I don’t think they teach analytical thinking and logic in College Station so maybe the cultish lifestyle isn’t for everyone that goes there?

The only normal aggies I know are the ones who missed or skipped fish camp for whatever reason 

9 minutes ago, Fud said:

The only normal aggies I know are the ones who missed or skipped fish camp for whatever reason 

I know one who went to fish camp... Brainwashed.

I know one who transferred from blinn after soph year... Brainwashed.

And then there's the guy who did undergrad at UT and med school at a&m.  Not brainwashed. 

I think intelligence prior to college may be the biggest factor here...

I had a friend of mine who’s son goes to A&M.  He said fishcamp was a joke.  It was all kool-aid.  There was a ton of misinformation about Texas. His parents went to Texas and raised him with UT, so knew what was propaganda and bullshit. Kid got a nice scholarship so he took it.  His feedback was it was all fake. He thought everyone was stupid. I asked him if he still roots for Texas and the answer is yes.  Kid won’t attend an Aggie football game because he can’t stand them.  😂 I think there are more people like that at A&M.  It’s incredibly hard to get into Texas so they take their money and get a free education. 

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12 hours ago, Getafix said:

 

Lulz.

 

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Vince Young was fast, but not as fast in person.  Staff thinks Stephen McGee is the better option.  If they push, I think we'll get our man.  

2 hours ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

I know one who went to fish camp... Brainwashed.

I know one who transferred from blinn after soph year... Brainwashed.

And then there's the guy who did undergrad at UT and med school at a&m.  Not brainwashed. 

I think intelligence prior to college may be the biggest factor here...

If they were intelligent prior to college, they would not go to that shit hole.

12 minutes ago, cochamps said:

If they were intelligent prior to college, they would not go to that shit hole.

It gets harder and harder every year to get into UT.  I know for a fact today I wouldn’t get in and I was class of 2010.

6 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

It gets harder and harder every year to get into UT.  I know for a fact today I wouldn’t get in and I was class of 2010.

There's thousands of options out there besides goin' aggy.

48 minutes ago, Immaculate Vibes said:

Jimbo backed off

That ain't football speed, buddy.

jimBo Knows WR

1 hour ago, Harvdog said:

I had a friend of mine who’s son goes to A&M.  He said fishcamp was a joke.  It was all kool-aid.  There was a ton of misinformation about Texas. His parents went to Texas and raised him with UT, so knew what was propaganda and bullshit. Kid got a nice scholarship so he took it.  His feedback was it was all fake. He thought everyone was stupid. I asked him if he still roots for Texas and the answer is yes.  Kid won’t attend an Aggie football game because he can’t stand them.  😂 I think there are more people like that at A&M.  It’s incredibly hard to get into Texas so they take their money and get a free education. 

You get what you pay for.  At least he will have the aggy network to help set him up in the 77449 zip code with a nice tract home and a well placed insurance sales job.   

53 minutes ago, Treefidy said:

You get what you pay for.  At least he will have the aggy network to help set him up in the 77449 zip code with a nice tract home and a well placed insurance sales job.   

Dude, I mean this what I’ve always said about college football players at a major D1 program/ if this isn’t what your floor for life is you are doing it completely wrong. That’s a great floor!  Embrace that as winning in life if that’s your fallback position. 

5 hours ago, Harvdog said:

I think that number might be low. It may be up to 5%’ers.  

Not my experience at all. If they went to aggy, they’re almost assuredly full aggy. 

4 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Hopefully he can grow another 5 inches. This offense won't function without a 7' tall TE. 

If he grows 5", we're sending him over to Beard.

3 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

It gets harder and harder every year to get into UT.  I know for a fact today I wouldn’t get in and I was class of 2010.

This….and I couldn’t afford the home I currently live in here in Austin….yet…here I am.

3 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

It gets harder and harder every year to get into UT.  I know for a fact today I wouldn’t get in and I was class of 2010.

The standards from the 80’s when I graduated were much easier than today. You have to be Top 6% and at least a 34 on the ACT to get in. My buddy’s son was Top 10% and got a 34. Wasn’t good enough to get in but it got him a scholarship to A&M. Those were Rice and Ivy League standards when I was in HS.

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Not my experience at all. If they went to aggy, they’re almost assuredly full aggy. 

No, full aggy is mom being all over Texags. 

I dont think the Strohs have dont that. 

That suggests some lucid intelligence. 

 

1 hour ago, Harvdog said:

The standards from the 80’s when I graduated were much easier than today. You have to be Top 6% and at least a 34 on the ACT to get in. My buddy’s son was Top 10% and got a 34. Wasn’t good enough to get in but it got him a scholarship to A&M. Those were Rice and Ivy League standards when I was in HS.

Provisional summer program here. You needed a high school degree and then a 2.25 over 12 summer hours. I think that was the last year that existed (1994). 

12 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Sounds like ND may be surging with Greathouse.  

I think our board is Cook, Niblett, Pettaway.  And then swing for the fences with some OOS guys.

24 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Provisional summer program here. You needed a high school degree and then a 2.25 over 12 summer hours. I think that was the last year that existed (1994). 

I think that was still going into the early 2000s. 

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That’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

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