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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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Odds are decent that Arch won’t commit after this weekend because he’ll die of heatstroke.

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Hudson Standish put in Crystal Ball's to Texas for Will Randle and Jordan Matthews. Both 6 confidence.

7 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

It doesn’t get hot in (checks notes) New Orleans.

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Crystal Ballin: New predictions for 2023 Texas targets

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(Stan-dishing on his Randle and Mathews CBs for Texas, and his thoughts on Manning.)

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Crystal Ballin: New predictions for 2023 Texas targets

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I decided to enter two crystal ball predictions in favor of Texas for Isidore Newman TE Will Randle and Baton Rouge Woodlawn CB Jordan Matthews.

With Randle this pick has been in the works for months and I'm honestly surprised I didn't have to put in a prediction sooner. Texas is by far the best remaining option for the 6-foot-3, 220-pounder and when we talk to sources they mention that Randle has been a Texas lean throughout the spring. 

For Woodlawn's Jordan Matthews, the main reason I didn't enter a pick during the spring for Texas is that I felt like he would blow up during the offseason and I wanted to make sure and get a read once those new schools entered the mix. Even with Alabama, LSU, and Clemson now in the picture for Matthews I still feel very confident in the Longhorns' chances to grab the Baton Rouge native.

Where I'm at with a potential Arch Manning crystal ball?

I knew this would probably be the No. 1 question in the comments so I decided to just tackle it in the article really quickly. Since day one at 247, I said I was going to be very cautious with how I approach Manning's prediction and even though there were times during the spring I was tempted to make a pick for Texas, I'm glad I'm not tied to a crystal ball right now heading into this weekend's OV. 

We've heard a wide range of reads from sources ranging from slight Georgia lead, true head-to-head battle with family members on opposing sides, and even some feeling Texas has a confident lead behind the scenes. My personal read is a slight Texas lead that could quickly snowball in either direction after this weekend's visit. We'll be on the phones all weekend and will keep y'all posted throughout.

 

 

3 minutes ago, Getafix said:

 

Crystal Ballin: New predictions for 2023 Texas targets

Hudson Standish

(Stan-dishing on his Randle and Mathews CBs for Texas, and his thoughts on Manning.)

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Crystal Ballin: New predictions for 2023 Texas targets

Hudson Standish
 

Texas has a confident lead behind the scenes.

 

 

Well, there it is boys....We are Fucked!

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8 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

Randle??? 

7 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Naw, it just means he had to get his jaw wired shut after that head on collision 

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jesus bros, Cook, Niblett and Pettaway.. Marion isn't fucking around.. and to think we had Mehringer and Coleman for multiple seasons here..

 

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I figured it’s either Randle or Pettaway 

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Gerry said Terrance Green’s unofficial visit went so well that he canceled his USC OV for this weekend. They were thought to be one of the main competitors.

24 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Gerry said Terrance Green’s unofficial visit went so well that he canceled his USC OV for this weekend. They were thought to be one of the main competitors.

Can't remember, what position are we recruiting him for?  And is he one that wants to play a specific side, but projects better to the other?

10 minutes ago, cafe society said:

Has anyone heard if Johntay Cook cancelled his Oregon OV and came to Austin instead?

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6 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Can't remember, what position are we recruiting him for?  And is he one that wants to play a specific side, but projects better to the other?

He wants to play DL and we are recruiting him at DT. Has upside at OT too.

34 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Gerry said Terrance Green’s unofficial visit went so well that he canceled his USC OV for this weekend. They were thought to be one of the main competitors.

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1 minute ago, Chuckie Finster said:

"Still waiting to confirm if Cook intends to visit Oregon" - Roach, probably

I literally heard him say on a youtube video today that he got confirmation from 3 different sources and Spencer Shannon himself that he was going to shut it down and he still waited a few days to enter the pick. 

A Green, Heard, Deal and Chatman O-line class would be a mighty nice follow up to last year’s class….I know it’s not happening, but let me have this until I can’t damn it.

3 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

A Green, Heard, Deal and Chatman O-line class would be a mighty nice follow up to last year’s class….I know it’s not happening, but let me have this until I can’t damn it.

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38 minutes ago, RaysBoomBoomRoom said:

 

The better Tyler Johnson

Peyton Manning is watching us in Omaha with a guy in a UT hat next to him. Arch to Texas is confirmed.

1 minute ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Peyton sitting next to a UT fan. Arch lock

 

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4 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Is Peyton pooping or is it just gas pain?

It was a full-on shit.

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I’m the guy in the Texas cap. 😫💩

 

Wrong thread 

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5 hours ago, Thiefery said:

jesus bros, Cook, Niblett and Pettaway.. Marion isn't fucking around.. and to think we had Mehringer and Coleman for multiple seasons here..

 

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I’d rather not think about that, you fucking asshole. 

 

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At least his hand isn't in his pants. 

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2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Peyton sitting next to a UT fan. Arch lock

 

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