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Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars

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1 minute ago, Hookem2147 said:

Rueben Owens Fong’d to Louisville 

If it’s all about that 3 stripe life why not aggy?  He get papa johns for life or something in Col Sanders land? 

11 minutes ago, Hookem2147 said:

Rueben Owens Fong’d to Louisville 

Can't wait to hear A&M fans complain about Louisville paying this kid for a commit.

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Well I'm sure that's going to stick with zero complications or odd rumors.

Kind of curious how Louisville sells itself on visits. It's a borderline commuter school, the campus is meh, area surrounding campus is not at all nice. I guess maybe they put together the best NIL package, but it's not like other schools don't do the same there

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4 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

 

It amazes me how little I care about the Owens circus. 

He's playing the long game. The Louisville commitment will just get aggy to really open the wallet. 

2 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

Kind of curious how Louisville sells itself on visits. It's a borderline commuter school, the campus is meh, area surrounding campus is not at all nice. I guess maybe they put together the best NIL package, but it's not like other schools don't do the same there

They also landed that highly ranked WR we we’re interested in (Moore?), so I think it’s pretty safe to assume they’re just dropping huge bags right now. I can’t imagine there’s anything else to it. 

2 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

They also landed that highly ranked WR we we’re interested in (Moore?), so I think it’s pretty safe to assume they’re just dropping huge bags right now. I can’t imagine there’s anything else to it. 

Papa John's franchises.  

3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Papa John's franchises.  

Fuck around and find out.

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15 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

 

Reminiscent of Zach Evans.  Predict Three college teams then 1 contract NFL.  Compare that to Bijan that, barring injuries, looks to have long term NFL and life success.

4 minutes ago, Dr.Dre said:

Reminiscent of Zach Evans.  Predict Three college teams then 1 contract NFL.  Compare that to Bijan that, barring injuries, looks to have long term NFL and life success.

To be fair, we have no idea how either will do in the NFL

6 minutes ago, Dr.Dre said:

Reminiscent of Zach Evans.  Predict Three college teams then 1 contract NFL.  Compare that to Bijan that, barring injuries, looks to have long term NFL and life success.

Sounds like Reuben isn't exactly a headcase like Evans, he's just got awful role models around him. Maybe he just needs to go to UDub and ditch the family.

2 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

Arch related?

 

At least this is now explained.

Go all in on Baxter (duh), try to keep the Connally/DeSoto kid happy and I’d be on the phone to Peterson from Hirschi. He’s the real deal and try to fuck Riley in the process.

1 hour ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Ok...I'm confused, as to why all those 5* DL, and some of the others, would all commit to aggy in the last recruiting haul.  I know Saban mentioned that Jimbo bought them, which I agree, but what's really going on here?  aggy never had such a haul, their last season didn't do anything to make players want to go there, so ... somehow, Jimbo and the donors shelled out a ton of money to get players to go there?   Any news/updates/info, or will we ever know what happened there?

you're right, you are confused

9 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

and try to fuck Riley in the process.

timely. 

Arch to Louisville 

4 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

 

Isn't this against the law? Isn't that why QE left HS early so he could cash in?

3 minutes ago, Longhornlove said:

Isn't this against the law? Isn't that why QE left HS early so he could cash in?

Law? Only a law if it's enforced... Otherwise it's more of a suggestion

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Much respect to Louisville, this year's aggy. Giving zero fucks along the way. I really wish someone could get a quote from Saban on this. 

24 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

 

Isn't aggie an Adidas school too?

17 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

They also landed that highly ranked WR we we’re interested in (Moore?), so I think it’s pretty safe to assume they’re just dropping huge bags right now. I can’t imagine there’s anything else to it. 

When they got a commitment from Pierce Clarkson, a 4 star QB from CA, buzz picked up because his dad is a well respected QB trainer https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Clarkson. That got DeAndre Moore's attention, which is why they were confident they could get Moore for $150k a month or 2 ago, although I think the final deal was a little higher.

They just had their big recruiting weekend and their pitch includes a menu of NIL perks such as a room at the Galt house overlooking the river, use of an exotic car (can only use for a limited number of miles because of fears of a crash), flying family to all games on a private jet, ProRehab so if they're injured they'll still get NIL money by saying they're using ProRehab. Humana is also a big NIL contributor.

They have a slide saying their first NIL deal was July 2021 and in the first year they've secured $4M in NIL money and they expect that to increase to what Texas is doing for OL. Thought it was hilarious they actually mentioned Texas in their presentation slides as to what they aspire to be. They also said they can now do legally what Alabama has been doing for years. It also appears that they are actually required to do promos to justify their NIL deals, so it appears legit. They also don't seem to be involved in the bag game (all money goes to athlete after signing and after NIL deal signed), except for minor stuff during visits.

The buzz with Clarkson got the boosters to donate more, which got more recruits interested, which got more booster money, and the snowball keeps rolling downhill.

2 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Arch isn't going to use a god-damn Hayes Fawcett edit to announce his commitment for fucks sake.

FIFY:

Arch Manning ain't using no damn Hayes Fawcett edit. 

10 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Fuck Owens 

Fuck the Brocks 

And fuck aggy

You know something big is about to drop whenever FCB starts tweeting nonstop about a sale for Horns247 memberships 

26 minutes ago, AP101S said:

When they got a commitment from Pierce Clarkson, a 4 star QB from CA, buzz picked up because his dad is a well respected QB trainer https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Clarkson. That got DeAndre Moore's attention, which is why they were confident they could get Moore for $150k a month or 2 ago, although I think the final deal was a little higher.

They just had their big recruiting weekend and their pitch includes a menu of NIL perks such as a room at the Galt house overlooking the river, use of an exotic car (can only use for a limited number of miles because of fears of a crash), flying family to all games on a private jet, ProRehab so if they're injured they'll still get NIL money by saying they're using ProRehab. Humana is also a big NIL contributor.

They have a slide saying their first NIL deal was July 2021 and in the first year they've secured $4M in NIL money and they expect that to increase to what Texas is doing for OL. Thought it was hilarious they actually mentioned Texas in their presentation slides as to what they aspire to be. They also said they can now do legally what Alabama has been doing for years. It also appears that they are actually required to do promos to justify their NIL deals, so it appears legit. They also don't seem to be involved in the bag game (all money goes to athlete after signing and after NIL deal signed), except for minor stuff during visits.

The buzz with Clarkson got the boosters to donate more, which got more recruits interested, which got more booster money, and the snowball keeps rolling downhill.

Thanks for this very specific recap, Mr Owens. 

5 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

Damn, I forgot those jerks

And fuck ou 

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

If it’s all about that 3 stripe life why not aggy?  He get papa johns for life or something in Col Sanders land? 

Not my doing

10 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Thanks for this very specific recap, Mr Owens. 

I was thinking Chris Farley as the security guard in Wayne's World.

 

 

Spiegelman put in an LSU pick for Heard after seeing him at a LSU camp a few days ago.

And looking at Tigerdroppings they think Nebraska is the main threat.

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36 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

FIFY:

Arch Manning ain't using no damn Hayes Fawcett edit. 

He wasn't until he became bffs with @texifornia

1 hour ago, TommyGufano said:

Kind of curious how Louisville sells itself on visits. It's a borderline commuter school, the campus is meh, area surrounding campus is not at all nice. I guess maybe they put together the best NIL package, but it's not like other schools don't do the same there

Well, it’s obvious that they focus on having a baseball bat named after them. 

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